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Collection of twelve constellations of bad friends - Leo (Ma Weiwei)
When Liu Xuanhe was jealous of Chi Ye, I swore that Libra must be Chi Ye, and then Yan Rujing took a bite of the chicken wing and decided not to talk to me for the next six months. I suddenly changed my style and started writing about him because I really don’t know many Leos. I believe that when he saw this article, he would be embarrassed and write seven words in capital letters, and he would be so happy in his heart that he would even pretend to be a posturing person.
When we lost the New National Debate competition in 2013, I didn’t take it too seriously. I happily said to my juniors: "You guys are not good at your zodiac signs. You don’t even have a water element. You should hurry up and recruit people next year." Let a few Scorpios make up for it. "It's a joke, but I'm serious, I don't like the two signs of fire and earth, and they make up a lot of them.
Two days later, in the middle of the night, really midnight, Li Weizhong called me after taking the wrong medicine: "Senior sister, is it true that we can't argue with each other if our zodiac sign doesn't work? Do you think having a girlfriend with a water sign can change the situation?" Change your luck? Qiu Yang has been struggling for several days. "I kept listening to him telling me gossip for the next hour. We forgot what we wanted to say in the first place. Qiuyang, this person is so good at gossiping, you really don’t blame me.
I heard that Leos have a domineering spirit. I think Qiuyang, the lion, must be the kind of person who is thoughtful, restrained, and can climb trees all the year round. I called him to do psychological work to solve his confusion about his zodiac sign. We were both sweating and stumbling on both sides of the phone. For a moment, I thought I was calling to confess—otherwise, why would I follow him every five minutes? Say "Senior sister, it's okay, senior sister, it's okay, senior sister, you are a good person."? ! I collected the good guy card for more than an hour, and he finally said it completely: "But, coach, Leo also wants to play in the game!"
I was shocked: Oh my god, I just said it casually. ! Why take it seriously!
Later, Uncle Han, who is from Taurus, said that my zodiac theory had a great impact on everyone.
To be serious, I am not a serious person at all. Are you living too carelessly?
I feel ashamed of them. I risked my life to lead the team in 2014. From recruitment to offensive and defensive training, we were inseparable.
However, I don’t think they owe me anything. 2014 was the lowest point in my life. I was in extremely poor health and almost crazy. I led the team and my junior brothers and sisters took care of me. Qiuyang brings me green tea every time I train, and he remembers the brand, just because I had a bottle of green tea in my hand during the first training.
When it comes to playing games, Qiuyang has the softest and most sensitive temperament. I was most at ease when he was doing the fourth debate. There are often some subtleties in my arguments, and Qiuyang often understands them in one go. Later, after Qiuyang graduated, he switched to the die-hard rationalist camp and also participated in the four debates. I often talked to him because my mood was not right, and Qiuyang was there to smooth things over: "Don't argue with senior sister, let senior sister do it." I once complained on WeChat Moments. : When will Liang Qiuyang return from the postgraduate entrance examination? I want to kill Chi Ye.
Jian Biao led the team to enforce military discipline, while Shao Shuai and the others were upright and resolute. I led the team like a gangster, howling when I disagreed. What Qiuyang said the most was: "Sister, please calm down." However, he has an embarrassment syndrome, and every time he said something, he would have to say hahahahahahaha, seven The word "ha" is correct word for word. According to him, this will make the atmosphere harmonious and not awkward. After watching it for two or three years, I think this method is extremely stupid.
Liang Qiuyang plays the game very cleanly and accurately. I feel confident in any game with him holding the line. However, he is naturally shy and has to drink two ounces every time he plays. When I think of him reading my Weibo, he would probably roll on the spot and spread his wings like a roc and say seven times in a row to show that he doesn't care.
However, in the past training time, thank you for always giving way to my senior sister.
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