What are the jokes about Christmas Eve?

■ Problem: The monitor screen keeps shaking slightly. what can I do?

You've been shaking, too. When your frequency and amplitude are consistent with the display, you won't feel anything.

■ Question: Why do good horses stop eating grass?

Answer: Because horses shit behind.

■ Question: Why do I feel dizzy when playing 3D games?

Answer 1: The cerebellum is underdeveloped.

Answer 2: The brain is underdeveloped.

Answer 3: Both brains are underdeveloped.

■ Question: How to find more money in the street?

Answer 1: Throw your wallet on the floor.

Answer 2: It is better to be a garbage cleaner, so there is a great chance of changing money.

Answer 3: Don't pick up money or bow your head. Money falls from the sky, so keep looking up.

■ Question: What is the simplest secret of longevity?

Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.

■ Problem: The monitor screen keeps shaking slightly. what can I do?

You've been shaking, too. When your frequency and amplitude are consistent with the display, you won't feel anything.

■ Question: Why do good horses stop eating grass?

Answer: Because horses shit behind.

■ Question: Why do I feel dizzy when playing 3D games?

Answer 1: The cerebellum is underdeveloped.

Answer 2: The brain is underdeveloped.

Answer 3: Both brains are underdeveloped.

■ Question: How to find more money in the street?

Answer 1: Throw your wallet on the floor.

Answer 2: It is better to be a garbage cleaner, so there is a great chance of changing money.

Answer 3: Don't pick up money or bow your head. Money falls from the sky, so keep looking up.

■ Question: What is the simplest secret of longevity?

Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.

■ Question: Why doesn't the moon go around the sun?

Answer: Because the moon goes around the earth.

■ Question: What are the hazards of crossing your legs?

Answer: the ass will be half big and half small.

■ Question: Why do people fear heights and birds don't?

Answer 1: People know the feeling of falling, but birds don't.

Answer 2: When a bird flies, it never worries. It doesn't care about its wings. And people always think too much and suffer too much.

■ Question: Why does the wizard ride a broom instead of a bench?

Answer: Because riding a broom is much more handsome than sitting on a bench, you can also pretend to be a scavenger when you meet a strong enemy.

■ Question: Why do Superman's underwear always wear outside?

Answer 1: You wear it inside. Who knew you were Superman?

Answer 2: Batman, put on underwear; Spider-Man, wearing underwear; How can Superman not take the fashion route? He is wearing underwear. ...

■ Question: What are the hazards of crossing your legs?

Answer: the ass will be half big and half small.

■ Question: Why do people fear heights and birds don't?

Answer 1: People know the feeling of falling, but birds don't.

Answer 2: When a bird flies, it never worries. It doesn't care about its wings. And people always think too much and suffer too much.

■ Question: Why does the wizard ride a broom instead of a bench?

Answer: Because riding a broom is much more handsome than sitting on a bench, you can also pretend to be a scavenger when you meet a strong enemy.

■ Question: Why do Superman's underwear always wear outside?

Answer 1: You wear it inside. Who knew you were Superman?

Answer 2: Batman, put on underwear; Spider-Man, wearing underwear; How can Superman not take the fashion route? He is wearing underwear. ...