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Tell me about the unforgettable mood in your circle of friends
1. The more you are afraid, the more people will bully you; if you are not afraid of anything, no one will dare to bully you. It's just that you are too nice, so others want to take advantage of you. If you are more aggressive, they will come to please you.
2. When reality slaps you, you should give it a high-five. Even if it's a broken jar, it will still fall louder than others!
3. I used to be ignorant, and I would always talk to some unreasonable people and work hard. Now I understand that it doesn’t make much sense to communicate with someone who is not on the same frequency, even if you forgive him tens of thousands of times a minute. After all, people who don’t want to understand you can’t explain it, but people who understand you will naturally understand.
4. The older I get, the more I feel that it is better to remain silent than to sue to express my grievances and unwillingness. Anyway, you go your way and I live mine.
5. People’s eyes are black and their hearts are red, but sometimes when their eyes are red, their hearts become dark.
6. If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in the process. I have my pride, why should I humble myself for you!
7. It doesn’t matter whether you are arrogant or cold, it just depends on how familiar you are with me. No matter how big your circle is, when you come in front of me, please speak well, including your eyes.
8. There are three ways to solve all problems: accept, change, and leave. If you can't accept it, then change it; if you can't change it, then leave it.
9. Don’t care too much about other people’s feelings. Don’t get nervous when others feel disappointed. Don’t feel soft-hearted when others apologize. Don’t always make others happy and feel wronged. Think about it for yourself. Why bother? Let yourself be exhausted and out of breath. You are too sensitive and too kind, and people who are too kind will suffer in the end.
10. Be cool. There is no need for inexplicable coldness and expired warmth. Live selfishly and leave generosity to the Holy Mother.
11. Today I am very realistic. I just want to live a good life, have people who love me, have the courage to fight, and be myself. Just going all out like that, I thought, would be cool.
12. What I hate most is that you insist on saying that this is my idea even though I have never thought about it this way. That makes me have the urge to kill you!
13. When you are young, happiness is a thing, you will be happy if you have it; when you grow up, happiness is a goal, you will be happy if you achieve it; when you mature, you will find that happiness is a state of mind, and you will be happy if you understand it.
15. Being casual does not mean having no temper. I have never said that I am the kind one. As long as I am willing, I can be like that in thousands of ways.
16. If you feed a dog for three days, it will remember you for three years. If you treat people well for three years, it will forget you in three days. In many cases, people are not as good as dogs. Good sentences in the circle of friends that people will never forget, every sentence will be unforgettable
1. Persistence is a burden, giving up is a relief. People are not perfect, and happiness is not 100%. If you can't have so much, why ask for so much.
2. When you reach a certain age, you must learn to be reticent, and every sentence must be useful and weighty. He is indifferent to emotions and anger, takes major matters lightly, and has his own bottom line.
3. It is easy to forgive someone, but not so easy to trust again. It takes many years to warm a heart, but only a moment to cool it.
4. People are like this, right? When comforting others, they are clear-headed, but when they encounter difficulties that they cannot overcome, they immediately cannot extricate themselves. They understand the truth, but their emotions are causing trouble. The story is too provocative.
5. The most gratifying things for people: healthy parents, two or three close friends, and a lover who cannot be stolen. Everything else is just an illusion, so don’t care too much about it.
6. When you can’t make a decision, let time help you decide. If you still can't decide, wait until you decide. Would rather make mistakes than have any regrets.
7. Trust is like a piece of paper. It is wrinkled and cannot be restored to its original shape even if it is smoothed out in time! Don't deceive others, because all you can deceive are people who believe in you.
8. If what you give to me is also given to others, then I would rather not have it. It’s not scary if you can’t get it, but it’s a joke if you can’t keep it.
9. The relationship between people is like knitting a sweater. When it is established, it is stitch by stitch, careful and long. When it is removed, it only takes a gentle pull and there is no going back.
10. Don’t get acquainted with anyone too quickly. Don’t think that the topics are the same at the beginning. You will have many things in common and you will be close friends who met each other so late. Words are often fake, but what we experience together is real.
11. In fact, we just want to find someone who we can talk to, who has a good temperament, who is comfortable together, misses us a little after being apart for a long time, wants to make a fuss after being quiet for a long time, and regrets and gives up immediately after a quarrel.
12. Your life will not let you down. The wrong turns you make, the tears you shed, and the sweat you shed all make you uniquely you.
13. Sometimes, when you are disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom. It doesn’t matter what the name of that flower is.
14. You have to force yourself to be better, because there are many bitches behind you waiting to see your jokes. So be tough on yourself and force yourself to work hard. In five years, you will thank yourself for being tough today and hate yourself for being lazy and inferior today.
15. The best way to avoid disappointment is to not place your hopes on anyone or anything. Expectation is the root of all heartache. If the heart does not move, there will be no pain.
16. The deepest hurt in this world is not betrayal or dislike, but the gradual indifference after extreme love.
An unforgettable online name, an easy to remember online name
1. Meichuan Kuzi
2. Even if you are poor, you still have to stand among the landlords
3. Daddy
4. The 49th failed attempt to quit smoking
5. One day is one day
6. Tie girl’s pigtails
7. Football layup
8. Male undergraduate with a famous brand, good appearance, no bad habits, owning a house, a car and an annual salary of one million
9. Singing Jacky Cheung with Andy Lau’s voice
10. My mother told me not to tell strange men my name and phone number
11. Don’t forget the man who dug the water when you eat well
12. I thought of a good name, but I couldn't think of a good name, so I had to make do with it
13. I don't believe that I can't register
14. Riding on God to wander
15. Too handsome to go to the toilet
16. Climbing up the wall to wait for the red apricot
17. Generally ranked third in the country
18. A face Beauty mark!
19. 阏!
20. Donkey is too much to think about
21. African pretty boy
22 . Afraid of tiles falling to the ground
23. Tang Bohu lights mosquito coils
24. Selling blood on the Internet
25. Chao San Mu Shiro
26. Transforming decay For Mianzhang
27. Listening to Leslie Cheung telling ghost stories
28. Selling little matches for girls
29. Towering trees
30. The difference between girls and women
31. The true meaning of love between men and women
32. Why life is full of accidents instead of stories
33. I am a playful child
34. The ancients were more discreet about sexual expressions
35. Give me strength - I am a city manager~~
36 . High-tech bicycles
37. Etiquette before fighting
38. Things you can’t do in college
39. The fastest is the slowest meter The best is the speed of the Internet
40. A memorable figure in college
41. I was admitted to college
42. I will always be the most handsome
43. It is very easy to become an angel
44. Going to college is not much better than being a mistress
45. It is not easy to apply for a club
46. Ambitious young people
47. Advice to park managers
48. Shit theory
49. Fraternity
50. Beauty and gangsters coexist
51. Zen!
52. I’m afraid you will stink yourselves
53. Wine is a bad thing
54. I am your father
55. Learn more to have a better chance of internship
56. Men become beasts after a breakup
57. The Internet is unavailable
58. You can see the man’s intentions
59. There are few Chinese workers and women
60. The USB flash drive is a prostitute
61
. Starting a small business
62. This work is not done by humans
63. When I was naive
64. The difference between a virgin and a virgin
p>65. North Korea builds nuclear bombs just to be happy
66. The Tang Dynasty solved my two major problems
67. The miserable child
68 . Children from Beijing
69. Modern University Calculation Formula
70. Tolerance is great
71. Who is academic?
72. Sorry, I read it wrong
73. The classic story of evening self-study
74. The ideal of an ordinary college student
75. The magic bottle
76. I know you are a dream@
77. Befriend loneliness@
78. Crying Gesanghua
79. I smile bitterly To let go of the hurt caused by you
80. Aimless thoughts
81. Sadness, ending
82. Pretending. Smile
83. Old love is like drunkenness﹌
84. Tangled,
85. Learn from the pain.
86. Piece together the yesterday that cannot be recovered.
87. Forgetting each other
88. Being happy on the surface.
89. The incomplete veins commemorate the persistence╮
90. My heart is so cold, waiting for you to hurt me
91. Missing you like poison. A sad heart
92. Laugh again, it’s hurt
93. I can’t keep your beauty
94. The blue whale forgets the sea@
95. He bowed his head and sang that sadness
96. Habitual betrayal
97. Old Sunny Day@
98. *The Remains of the Lonely City#
99. The strange road after the lingering relationship
100. Listen to the cry of the sea. A good motto is unforgettable
1. There is no failure, only temporary failure.
2. Forget the pain of failure and remember the reason for failure
3. No one will let you lose unless you don’t want to win.
4. The secret to success is to never change your purpose. Famous Quotes
5. Whatever you do, remember to do it for yourself, then there will be no complaints.
6. Life is short. If you waste your time, your short life will be too long. Shakespeare
7. Learning to make progress next time is an effective rule to make yourself bigger. So don't let yourself sleep on the bed of success you already have.
8. In this society, the winner takes all and the loser gets nothing. The society always judges heroes based on their success or failure.
9. The most pitiable thing about human nature is that we always dream of a wonderful rose garden on the horizon instead of appreciating the roses that bloom in our windows today.
10. Hard work is the mother of success. Cervantes
11. Thinking that you can do it or that you can’t do it is actually just a matter of thought.
12. Face your face to the sun, and there will be no shadows.
13. When drinking, people who want to curry favor with you and people who want to make you look ugly will keep looking for you to toast.
14. The secret to success is to work harder than others every day.
15. You must always be grateful to all living beings who have given you adversity.
16. If we have the courage to say goodbye, life will give us a new beginning.
17. No kind of success is inevitable, but as long as you dare to climb the top of the mountain of your choice, success will get closer and closer to you.
A short and good motto
18. There are always more things missed than lost. What's the point of being sad?
19. The curtain on the stage of life may open at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to avoid it.
20. Regret is an emotion that consumes energy; regret is a loss greater than the loss; regret is a mistake greater than the mistake, so don’t regret it.
21. When you climb high, you will have low self-esteem. If you think too highly of yourself, you will not achieve success. Therefore, successful people must cultivate a calm attitude and focus on everything. This is the key to success.
22. There is sky above and earth below. Standing in the middle is yourself. Be a human being and do your best.
23. Reflection is not to regret, but to pave the way forward.
24. Wise people never sit down and lament over failure, they must be optimistic and look for ways to save it.
25. No matter how cold the stone is, it will warm up after sitting on it for three years.
26. In times of setbacks, you should be like a big tree that can grow again after being cut down; you should also be like a weed that can survive being trampled on by others.
27. The most important thing in the world is not where we are, but in which direction we are going.
28. When you were young, you thought there was an answer to everything, but when you get old, you may feel that there is no so-called answer in life.
29. A mediocre person’s trouble will be a waste of time, but a capable person’s troublesome use of time.
30. I am willing to work very hard in exchange for even a small gain. For the dream, everything is worth it.
31. Others will not care about anything about you. Only by achieving yourself can you hold your head high in front of others.
32. All charm will be colorless in the face of habit.
33. If you have nothing to do, remember to do it for yourself, then there will be no complaints.
34. Persisting in doing simple things well means being extraordinary; insisting on doing ordinary things well means being extraordinary. The so-called success is to make extraordinary persistence in the ordinary.
35. Happiness is like perfume, if you sprinkle it on others, it will definitely infect yourself.
36. A beautiful life should be full of expectations, surprises and gratitude.
A better motto
37. I hope that every time I recall, I will not feel guilty about life.
38. The world is not in the hands of those who ridicule, but in the hands of those who can withstand ridicule and criticism and move forward.
39. Success is the play of strengths, failure is the accumulation of shortcomings.
40. Life is like a cup of tea. It will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.
41. People must be injured before they can be silent and focused. Whether it is mental or physical trauma, it is beneficial to growth.
42. A house with many doors creates wind, and many words lead to disaster.
43. There are many good things in the world that cannot be taken away.
44. Conquering the world is not great. A person who can conquer himself is the greatest person in the world.
45. Understand yourself correctly in adversity; perfect yourself in adversity; mature yourself in adversity; no education can match adversity.
46. It is better to hide your wisdom deeply than to expose your intelligence.
47. As long as you can harvest sweetness, there will also be busy bees among the thorns.
48. If you can discover your own shortcomings as accurately as you can see the shortcomings of others, then your life will be extraordinary.
49. When you hold on to something in your hand, you can only have this thing. If you are willing to let go, you will have the opportunity to choose something else. If a person's heart clings to his own ideas and refuses to let go, then his wisdom can only reach a certain level.
50. Crying and shedding tears is a catharsis of cowardice, while laughing and shedding tears is a declaration of bravery.
51. Only those who are constantly looking for opportunities will seize them in time.
52. Let us replace the worries beforehand with thinking and planning beforehand!
53. Those tears of the past will eventually dry up in memory.
54. The journey of failure is also the journey of success.
55. There are gains and losses, which is life. Don’t be angry or unfair. The most taboo thing in life is to feel sorry for yourself endlessly and make others dislike you. Loving yourself is like the rising sun.
56. Learn to live in the simplest way and don’t let complicated thoughts destroy the sweetness of life.
57. Don’t be angry but strive for success, don’t see through but break through, don’t be jealous but appreciate, don’t delay but be positive, don’t be tempted but act.
58. When you are envied by others, it means you are excellent. If you are jealous of others, it means you are incompetent.
59. You can see love, but you can’t see the future.
60. Maturity does not mean that a person’s heart grows old, but that he can still smile even with tears in his eyes.
61. Human experience is the ore of life, and the vitality of life is released in refining.
62. There is a difficult problem in life, that is, how to make one inch of time equal to one inch of life.
63. Don’t lament your past, face yourself and accept the future.
64. Any qualitative change in performance comes from the accumulation of quantitative changes. A good motto is unforgettable
65. The purpose of life is not to live long, but to live well.
66. The smartest folly in the world is to forget.
67. On the road to success, passion is needed and ambition is valuable, but what is more important is the almost ordinary perseverance and courage that has no interest in it.
68. Choose good people to make friends with, choose good books to read, choose good words to listen to, and choose good deeds to follow.
69. Although the past cannot be changed, the future can.
70. If a person is not infected by bad habits, happiness is close.
71. To change your destiny, you must first change yourself.
72. Losing money is a small matter, losing a good English motto and reputation is a big deal, losing courage means losing everything.
73. If you are forgotten by the god of luck, please don’t be sad. I believe that the sun will shine on you one day.
74. Kind people will always suffer. The burden of sorrow seems to be innate, so they can only be patient.
75. Happiness is not because you get more, but because you care less. Chasing hard for what you don't get and not cherishing what you have will only lead to loss of life.
76. Self-discipline can help you do things you don’t want to do but must do.
77. You cannot use all your power, all your blessings, all your advantages, and all your wisdom.
78. There is no hope in thinking hard, but there is hope in hard work.
79. Losing money is a small matter, losing reputation is a big deal, losing courage means losing everything.
80. A drop of water can penetrate a stone, not because of great strength, but because of deep skill.
81. Human life is like a rushing flood. It is difficult to stir up beautiful waves without encountering islands and reefs.
82. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you try to be jealous.
83. Great achievements are not accomplished by strength, speed and physical agility, but by the power of character, will and knowledge.
84. The ideal of life is for an ideal life. Zhang Wentian
85. Instead of trusting and relying on others, it is better to trust and rely on yourself.
86. The best way to prepare for tomorrow is to concentrate all your wisdom and enthusiasm to do today's work to perfection.
117. You can be very individual, but please restrain yourself sometimes.
118. When a small thought turns into a behavior, it can become a habit; thus forming a character, and the character determines the success or failure of your life.
119. If you fall down, just get up.
120. Being busy is a kind of happiness, leaving us no time to experience pain; running around is a kind of happiness, allowing us to truly feel life; being tired is a kind of enjoyment, leaving us no time to feel empty.
121. Don’t be obsessed with online games. Play the big game of life well if you have the ability.
122. There is always time and opportunity for things you want to do; you can always find excuses for things you don’t want to do.
123. People who never waste time have no time to complain about lack of time. Jefferson
124. When you begin to learn to turn speaking into a capital for success, you will definitely find that success is not as difficult as people think.
125. Constantly reflecting on your own weaknesses is a good habit that allows you to achieve better success. But some people are always afraid of this, so they end up being weak.
126. Tenacious perseverance can conquer any peak in the world.
127. A person’s greatest bankruptcy is despair, and his greatest asset is hope.
128. A person’s success does not depend on his wisdom, but on perseverance.
129. Only those who are down-to-earth can say: The road is at my feet.
130. Don’t think that if it still exists, it will never be lost.
131. Success requires costs, and time is also a cost. Cherishing time means saving costs.
132. Try to build ordinary days into a great life. Yu Minhong
133. Happiness is temporary. Happiness is worth recalling again and again.
134. If you hold difficulties above your head, they are the stepping stone; if you step on them, they are the stepping stones.
135. Face the past with the least regret; face the present with the least waste; face the future with the most dreams.
136. Those who can seize the opportunity presented to them will succeed nine times out of ten.
137. Do you want to be a happy person? I hope you learn to bear hardships first. Turgenev
138. You can choose such half-heartedness: confidence, perseverance and determination; creativity and willingness.
139. Never forget to learn more and broaden your mind. The troubles in life will follow you, but knowledge can enable a person to analyze and deal with these problems more rationally and calmly.
140. The coming day will be longer than the past year. Foerster
141. The principle of interference is not to deliberately add, subtract or change nature based on people's likes and dislikes.
142. Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it drains.
143. A desperate situation is the end of your wrong ideas and the beginning of your choice of the right approach. When you get out of the desperate situation in life, you will usher in the good situation in life.
144. Failure is the price you should pay for success.
145. Take exercise as the foundation and learn to be healthy; take cultivation as the foundation and learn to seek knowledge. Based on morality, learn to be a good person; based on adaptability, learn to survive.
146. There are many kinds of fallacies, but there is only one right. This is why it is easier to fail than to succeed, and it is easier to miss the target than to hit the target.
147. When you are a little bit more than others, others will be jealous of you; when you are a lot more than others, others will be envious of you.
148. No matter how annoying you are, don’t forget to smile; no matter how anxious you are, you must pay attention to your tone; no matter how painful it is, don’t forget to persevere; no matter how tired you are, you must love yourself.
149. People come from the soil and return to the soil. In fact, they are also crops on the land.
150. Let go of one thought and feel completely at ease.
151. No matter how outstanding your talent and knowledge are, if you lack enthusiasm, it will be like drawing cakes on paper to satisfy your hunger and will not help.
152. Don’t mention the past anymore, life has been full of ups and downs. Even though the memory cannot be erased, love and hate are still in my heart.
153. The conditions for success lie in courage and self-confidence, and courage and self-confidence come from a sound mind and a healthy body.
154. When the sun rises over the East China Sea and sets over the Western Mountains, there will be a day of sorrow and a day of joy. If you don’t get into trouble, you will be comfortable and your heart will be at ease.
155. No matter how you understand a person, it is only one-sided and not the whole story.
87. Although the light spots of fireflies are weak, they challenge the darkness when they are lit.
88. In life, one must dare to accept challenges. Only those who can withstand the challenge can understand the extraordinary true meaning of life, achieve infinite self-transcendence, and create charming and eternal value.
89. Don’t make excuses for failure, just find ways to succeed. A selection of good mottos
90. The fastest and surest way to conquer fear and build self-confidence is to do what you are afraid of until you gain successful experience.
91. Do it according to your own will and don't listen to those gossips, and you will definitely succeed.
92. Small happiness is around you, and being easily satisfied is heaven.
93. Love is like breathing. To love deeply is to take a deep breath.
94. Use all your thoughts to do what you want to do, and don't leave any thinking space for those random thoughts.
95. Success = hard work. The correct method is to talk less empty words.
96. If you try to be brave, one day I will be stronger than if you try to be brave.
97. Have the greatest hope, make the greatest effort, and prepare for the worst.
98. We must exchange what we have for what we don’t have.
99. There is no director in life, but each of us is like an actor, performing seriously in order to fit the plot.
100. People who are not afraid of failure are better than people who do not fail.
101. Those who abandon time, time also abandons him. Shakespeare
102. Doing the right thing is more important than doing the right thing.
103. The ups and downs are nutrition, and success and failure are experiences.
104. No matter how long the road is, you can walk it step by step. No matter how short the road is, you can't reach it without taking steps.
105. The sun illuminates the path of life, and the moon illuminates the path of the soul.
106. The weak comfort themselves with tears, and the strong temper themselves with sweat.
107. If you think too much, you will definitely not be as effective as you do, but if you don’t think about it, there will definitely be no effect.
108. There is nothing that cannot be done, only people who cannot do it.
109. Arranging time reasonably is equivalent to saving time. Bacon
110. Romance is like a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.
111. Maturity is not about the heart growing old, but about keeping a smile while tears are rolling in your eyes.
112. If you dare not give it a try because you are afraid of failure, you will never succeed.
113. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary; doing all simple things well is not simple.
114. Work hard for your dreams. Looking back, you will find that those hardships later became the wealth of your life. The future is in your own hands.
115. No matter how steep the mountain is, there is always a way to climb for those who are not afraid of difficulties.
116. Doing simple things well is not simple, insisting on doing ordinary things well is extraordinary. The so-called success is to make extraordinary persistence in the ordinary.
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