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Early summer in Jing County: Shuimo Tingxi, Moon Bay, Peach Blossom Pond, and Chaji Ancient Village
Early summer in Jing County: Shuimo Tingxi, Moon Bay, Taohuatan, Chaji Ancient Village
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? The three guardians of the classmates, The Wolf Team, Commander and Military Advisor Bingqun carefully planned a two-day trip to Xuancheng, Anhui. The purpose of this trip was to take leisure, fun, and food as the purpose, to experience the process of relaxation, ease, smoothness, and selflessness, and to be connected with the previous trip. It is a two-day, two-view tour that is slightly different in a hurry and is quite popular among the crowd. This outing was originally planned for about 18 people. Unexpectedly, the enthusiasm of the students was so high. In the end, 30 people signed up for the trip. Under the leadership of leader Qian, the group headed for Anhui in a mighty way.
? Anhui, a neighbor of Jiangsu, this trip is to visit the neighbor, sit at the neighbor's house, look at the neighbor's Huizhou architecture with classical architectural art, and taste the "stinky smell" of the neighbor's house "It tastes delicious" stinky salmon and farm dishes mixed with the earthy taste of the farm.
? The bus drove on the highway for about 4 hours. The journey seemed very far but it seemed that we arrived in an instant. It was so fast that we didn’t even remember the beautiful scenery along the way. The whole carriage was filled with cheers. Laughing, under the passionate host of the group leader, everyone began to perform. Jiang Ting's poem recitation, Xu Zhimo's "Farewell Cambridge", both beautiful and emotional, full of a dreamlike mood, Wei Jian's poem "Leave the Sorrow to Yourself" expresses a kind of sadness about missing two people. Hong Gen and Yong Ping's magnetic poem recitation was high-pitched and passionate, and received bursts of applause. "It's amazing... The whole carriage is filled with a warm and harmonious atmosphere, like a traveling party.
? At about 10 o'clock in the morning, we arrived at the destination of this trip, Jingxian County, Xuancheng, Anhui Province. Jingxian County is located in the southern part of Anhui Province, the western part of Xuancheng City, the northern part of the mountainous area in southern Anhui, and the remnants of Huangshan Mountain. Miangen County lies in the southeast, and the branches of Jiuhua Mountain meander to the northwest. The Qingyi River flows through the county from southwest to northeast and is an old revolutionary area with a glorious revolutionary tradition. ?
After taking a short break, smoking a cigarette to relieve fatigue, we went straight to the "green pure land" Shuimu Tingxi Scenic Area with 100,000 acres of virgin forest, and followed the winding paths leading to secluded areas. , entering a space where life and nature are perfectly combined, with gurgling streams and crisp bird songs, it is like a private land of free souls. Here, the sky is dark and unclear, the mist is steaming in the valley, the rhythm of heaven and earth, and the magic of creation are intoxicating. After swimming through the "Yunshui Zen House", you will see ink landscapes and unique landscapes. At a glance, you can see mountains and cliffs on both sides. As the scenic spot deepens, take a short break at the "Two Bu Tier" scenic spots and step into the "Nanshan Mountain" "Valley Road", playing in the water and watching fish, your mood is rippling. According to reports, the "Ziwu Corridor" of Nanshan Tiandi has a core cultural display area that integrates the three religions of Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism. It incorporates the "Five Elements Column, Ziwu Liuzhu Diagram, Twelve Hours Creed, Tai Chi Bagua Diagram" and other health and Taoist classics "Shou". "Elements of Sui Culture" can not only experience the five elements, metal, water, wood, fire and earth, but also understand Tai Chi. Wuji produces Tai Chi, and Tai Chi produces Liangyi. However, I have searched all over Nanshan and not seen this scene. It is a pity. When I reach the middle section, I can see the stream standing in the middle. There is a natural boulder with the four characters "ink Tingxi" engraved on it. This should be Tingxi's "stream-preserving stone". Along the way, you can watch countless mountain springs flowing through the rock formations slowly and lightly from the cracks in the rocks. The whirling land and the creek merge to form the graceful and charming Tingxi River. The Tingxi River meanders between ravines and mountains, sometimes fast, sometimes gentle, sometimes quiet, sometimes with water rippling on the river. . The water vapor rises gently and slowly, rising along the cliffs, gradually blending with the clouds in the sky, and then spreading and gathering in various shapes and forms.
? The two-kilometer-long stream sightseeing line, with pavilions, bridges, waterfalls, streams, sunken rocks, and tree shades, offers scenery, photos, and singing along the way. The water flows, the mountains move, the fog rises, and the clouds float lightly. Be happy. When you are at peace with nature, everything becomes so simple and wonderful.
? For lunch, we had lunch at a farm called "Xiaohe Renjia" in the scenic area. We ate delicious food in a wooden pavilion at the door while enjoying the cool breeze, because the taste of the food was prepared in advance. The arrangement was very appetizing, and everyone had a good time.
After dinner, we set off on the road to the Moon Bay Scenic Area. The scenery along the way was picturesque, and the beauty of nature slowly came to you along the way. It unfolds like a slowly unfolding landscape painting, which is indescribably beautiful.
After arriving at the scenic spot and arranging accommodation, it started to rain, but the rain did not affect everyone's interest in playing. , everyone held umbrellas and hiked to the Moon Bay Scenic Area. Walking along the forest path, it was as if negative oxygen ions rushed towards us in an instant. There was no end to the green scenery in sight, and there were many blooming flowers that could not be named. Dotted in the lush greenery, the beauty is intoxicating. From a distance, the rolling hills appear vaguely milky-white clouds and mist, resembling the color of jade.
Jingxian Moon Bay Scenic Area. It is located in Dakang Village, Caicun Town, 18 kilometers away from the county seat of Jingxian County, known as the "No. 1 Town of Moso Bamboo in China". The scenic area has beautiful mountains and clear waters, beautiful peaks and ridges, with clear layers, stretching for hundreds of miles, towering mountains, and green mountains and plains. Bamboo. It has also been selected as a location base by many film studios, and many excellent and classic film and television works such as "Laughter in Moon Bay" and "Trouble in Moon Bay" have been filmed here.
? When visiting here, the beautiful environment and beautiful scenery are refreshing and refreshing. Along the way, there is a breeze in the bamboo forest. Pieces of tall, beautiful, elegant and soft bamboos rise from the ground, and the green bamboo leaves rustle and dye. Enjoy the smell of nature and listen attentively. The sound of water in the stream fluctuates, sometimes it sounds like thunder, sometimes it is long and quiet, and you are in close contact with the clear stream. It can be said to be a natural oxygen bar. Everything here is orderly and thought-provoking. .
In the middle reaches of the Xiaozhupai River, you can walk on both sides of the majestic green mountains. If you can ride a bamboo raft or a rubber boat, you can go down the river in the current that is sometimes rapid and sometimes gentle, and you will have a wonderful performance in fighting against nature. At this moment, there is a sense of anticipation and excitement! Looking forward to the fight with nature! Looking forward to the relief after "missing the mark"
? If you are tired of the hustle and bustle of the city and want to relax your body and mind that have been suppressed for a long time, Moon Bay is a paradise integrating air, life and green.
After visiting Moon Bay, everyone will feel a little tired. After a short rest, prepare dinner. During dinner, the beauty wears a cheongsam, which fully expresses the dignity and elegance of a woman, her self-confidence and restraint, her pride and reserve, and her calmness and grace.
When traveling, beautiful scenery and delicious food are the only things that cannot be missed. I believe there is nothing that cannot be solved by eating, so don’t treat your five internal organs badly. The dishes on the table are all authentic farm dishes, such as roasted pork with purslane, dried bamboo shoots, and stinky dried beans. Salmon is a traditional famous dish and one of the representatives of Anhui cuisine. It smells bad but tastes delicious. The meat is fresh and tender, mellow and refreshing, and it maintains the original flavor of salmon. The dishes on the whole table are bright in color and rich in taste. During the dinner, everyone changed glasses, took turns to drink, drank happily, devoured large portions, and the fragrance was lingering on the teeth and cheeks. It was a great pleasure to wash away the fatigue caused by a long day of walking. In order to enjoy themselves, they took turns to drink and drink happily. After three rounds of wine and five dishes, they drank three to five taels of white wine and were slightly tipsy. At this time, the climax came one after another. Lovely, Wei Jian is "a man floating in the rivers and lakes, how can I not get high". I remember the last time I had a drink with a beautiful woman and had an affectionate relationship with her. Our eyes met and we heard a charming Viagra cry, "My skin is itchy and my bones are light, my whole body is numb and I can't move." But today, I drank to drown my sorrows. Hong Gen, the webmaster, has an extraordinary memory. He can recall every detail and anecdote from his school days. He even remembers being at the same table with Dandan in the first grade, which made the person who is known as "the white emperor's colorful clouds, half a catty and two ounces easy". The commander was very unhappy. He sat at the same table with Dandan when he was in the third grade and almost had a fight. He was so angry that he became a beauty. Dandan smiled and watched her love rivals fight each other and it was a joy to her heart.
I said Commander, you have to take it easy and don't let the webmaster slap his face with a brick until it becomes swollen again. The webmaster's brick skills are excellent. Besides, you two are fighting each other to the death, but Luo Hua is deliberately being ruthless. I never saw Dandan bring a bottle of wine for you two. Didn't you see that Bao Bao had already put on an expression of "If you are proud of life, you must enjoy it to the fullest, don't let the golden bottle be empty." The posture of "facing the moon"? People are the winners in life. Of course, who liked who and who had a crush on whom back then are all just floating clouds now and have become jokes at the wine table. There is no topic that is difficult to talk about. The words spoken by the students are more meaty than the meaty dishes on the table, which makes the female classmates My face turned red with embarrassment, my heart beat, and I banged on the table. It was really a beautiful plate of delicious food, and it was even more delicious. This meal was a feast for the eyes, and the drink was a feast for the eyes. Refreshing, happy, and happy.
? After the dinner was over, everyone went back to their rooms. The rooms were in good condition, two people sharing a room, with complete facilities. Of course, men and women lived separately, but men and women could not be paired together. They were not tired from working. Now if you want to share a bed and have a night of ecstasy, you can only find another room by yourself. If you think this is too ostentatious, then walking hand in hand in the drizzle is also very romantic. I and other pedantic people lack romance and do not understand the style. With these thoughts in mind, I simply went back to my room, took a nice hot bath, smelled the watery scent in the air, and had a nice sleep. At night, you fall asleep to the chirping of insects, and in the morning, you wake up to the chirping of birds. This is also a beautiful thing in the world worth collecting.
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