What are the sentences that encourage humor in driving test?

1. Today is the first day of test drive. The female driver is driving and the coach is sitting next to her. After walking for a while, the coach saw a turning sign on the road. The coach asked what it meant, and the female driver said be careful of lightning strikes.

2. When we went to the driving school to take subject one, everyone was waiting in the waiting room. At this time, the coach came in to talk about the discipline of the examination room. After the coach finished, he asked, "Is there anything you don't understand?" Only one uncle said, "Coach, do you have a pen?" I forgot to take it out this morning! "I just want to say,' Uncle, are you from the driving school? "

I remember that I just went to learn driving, and the novice was on the road. Seeing a beautiful woman with long hair in the distance, her figure is not bad by visual inspection. Then the coach said: step on the gas pedal, hit her, hit her and you will have a chance to support her for life. At that time, I thought to myself, how can this coach be so evil! But I still said weakly, "I dare not." The coach said, "If you dare not, why don't you brake quickly and keep accelerating?"

4. Ms. Wang from Wuhan signed up for the driving test in 2006, and 14 failed subject 2. The coach has changed many batches, and the principal has changed, but she is still here. Yesterday, she decided not to study, and the principal agreed and immediately refunded the tuition. "If you get a driver's license with such technology, I will feel sorry. It's very kind of you to decide not to learn. I invite you to dinner. "

If people are too nervous, they don't know what they are talking about. Last time, there was a student driving test in our driving school. After getting on the bus, everything was ready, but the car just wouldn't start. The examiner asked if he was ready. The student said he was ready, and the examiner asked, why don't you start the car and go? The student said, report to the dog officer, there is an examiner in front of the car!

Matters needing attention in driving test

(1) It is very important to practice driving in the examination room. If you don't allow it, you should simulate it several times in the examination room before the exam.

(2) It is very important to have a good coach, which can not only waste time but also catch the points that need attention more quickly.

(3) There are many similarities between the training car and the test car, but there are also differences, so you should be familiar with the condition of the test car.

(4) Don't give this money to that money unless you just want to buy a psychological comfort.

(5) Passing the exam shows that you are strong, and failing the exam shows that you are unlucky, so it is best not to think backwards.

Refer to the above content: Baidu Encyclopedia-Driver Examination (qualification examination held by the Vehicle Administration Office of the Public Security Bureau)