What dialect jokes are there?

Sparrows and crows form a dragon gate formation together. The sparrow said: What kind of bird are you? The crow said: I am Phoenix! Sparrow: How can there be such a black phoenix as your turtle son? Crow: You know what a shovel, I am a phoenix who burns boilers.

A teacher assigned students an assignment to make sentences using "please" and "request". After handing in the homework, one of them answered: Yesterday, my mother stewed a pot of pig's feet. Before it was cooked, my father ate a piece and said, "I beg you not to move." Mom said: "I ask you to chew!