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For young people: "Father, what is a political traitor?"

Father (a senior politician): "A traitor refers to a person who leaves our party and joins another party."

Youwei youth: "So, what's the name of the person who left his party and joined our party?"

Father: "Call a convert. My son. "

Useful lessons

In Britain,/kloc-people under 0/8 are not allowed to drink in bars.

Mr. Thompson used to drink in the bar near his home, but he never took his son Tom because he was too young. Later, when Tom turned eighteen, Mr. Thompson took him to the bar he used to go to for the first time. They drank for half an hour, and then Mr. Thompson said to his son, "Tom, now I want to tell you a useful lesson." You must always be careful not to drink too much. How do you know you've had enough? All right, I'll tell you something. Do you see the two lights at the other end of the bar? When these two lights look like four lights, you have had enough and should go home.

"But, Dad." Tom said, "I can only see a light at the other end of the bar."

The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: Shit, what can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it.

Mo has received your message for a long time. I feel very distressed and want to die.

I used to cut my veins with potato chips, start with tofu, jump off a building with a parachute and dry noodles, but they all died. You invited me to dinner.

Hold me to death.