Are there any funny Chinglish jokes?

A foreigner was behind a middle school student when he bought a movie ticket. As the conductor can't speak English, she asked the middle school students standing in front to tell the foreigners behind: "Now there are only standing tickets left. Do you want to buy it? "

Middle school students say to foreigners, "If there is no seat, will you look at it?"? If you see it, stand and watch. "

There are no seats left. Do you want to see them? Stand and watch if you want to)

After listening, the foreigner said to the middle school students, "I don't understand your English."

After listening, the middle school student turned to the conductor and said, "He said he didn't understand English!" " "