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Nicolas Cage plays an unscrupulous arms smuggler in the play. Here are the following.
According to statistics, there are more than 50 million private guns in the world, with an average of one for every twelve people. Our problem is how to get the remaining eleven people to own guns.
"We usually sell guns by the kilogram. How much do you want? "
Five thousand kilograms.
Every time American troops withdraw from a war zone, they leave behind a large number of weapons, because the cost of transporting these weapons back is higher than the cost of manufacturing new weapons.
"What's in the car?"
"bullet"
"why"
"personal use"
"65438+ 10,000 bullets for personal use?"
"I prefer shooting."
(This passage is said in Chinese ...)
I never sold (arms) to bin Laden, not because of moral problems, but because his checks kept bouncing.
Without me, many countries could not fight a decent war at all.
Although the arms embargo is troublesome, it still stumbles me. There are three basic arms deals in the world: white and legal; Black, illegal; And my favorite color-gray.
If I'm not mistaken, the arms embargo law can't be enforced at all.
I like warlords and dictators. They are very loyal and usually pay on time.
Angry soldiers and warehouses full of weapons are an excellent combination for arms dealers.
I have a feeling that this is probably not the redistribution of wealth advocated by Lenin, but I am not the only one who provides them with a crash course in capitalism.
"I have a position selling arms."
"You sold weapons to both sides in the Iran-Iraq war."
"Maybe I hope they all lose. It's more effective to change political power with guns than with votes."
When General Cage's uncle asked his men to stop Interpol, he ordered: "Fight to the death, Moscow is behind you!" "
More people die from smoking than from weapons every year, but they don't sell weapons as usual. The gun I sell has at least a safety bolt.
The biggest arms dealer in the world is the president of the United States. He sells more in a day than I do in a year.
If you don't sell arms to countries that are at war with you, you can't be considered an international arms criminal ... (Khan)
The trouble with fighting between arms dealers is that both sides have inexhaustible ammunition.
If you postpone the war for a week, I can provide you with armored vehicles.
You know they call me Lord of War, but I think you (Cage's arms dealer) are.
The world's largest arms exporters are the United States, Russia, Britain, France and China ... These five countries are also permanent members of the UN Security Council.
At present, nine out of every ten war victims are killed by assault rifles and light weapons. Just like your goods, nuclear missiles are placed in the launcher, and the ak47 you sell is a weapon of mass destruction.
I will detain you every second within 24 hours allowed by law, because I want to delay your deadly weapon. I don't think I arrested you for a day, but I gave them a day. Because you are not free, innocent people in the world can live one more day.
The Ukrainian officer who stole the tank said, "buy six and get one free."
"Sir, are you interested in seeing s7 surface-to-air missiles made in China, outdated models? It' s not good to fight military aircraft, but it' s quite good to fight commercial airliners. "
In a country where AIDS is so rampant, they actually arranged two beautiful women for me, and I know that there will be no condoms within 0/00 km of Fiona Fang/Kloc, Fiona Fang.
According to my experience, the most successful relationship between two people begins with lying and cheating and ends with lying and cheating. Let's start like this.
(in the Ukrainian arsenal)
Someone will follow. So what should we do?
Then bring him in.
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