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High school interesting composition

High school interesting composition (1)

Interesting things about learning a foreign language

Miss, give me a coke. Hearing this voice, I remembered my past experience and couldn't help laughing. When I came to China last year, I just learned Chinese and my pronunciation was not very good. I made a big joke.

One day, my husband and I went to a restaurant for dinner. I want to drink coke. My husband speaks Chinese very well. I bought him a coke. He taught me once, and I must try. I practiced for several times, and then nervously called out, miss, a coke. She said yes. After that, I felt very happy. After waiting for a while, the young lady brought a plate of meat. We find it strange. The little girl said, here comes the pork. I didn't order this dish, I ordered coke. The young lady said: Yes! This is the deduction of meat. At this time, my husband burst out laughing, and while laughing, B said to the young lady: What she wants is coke, not pork. It's not your fault. She just learned, and her pronunciation is not standard. Miss smiled, too. I really want to find a crack in the ground at this time, which is embarrassing. I had no choice but to eat that plate of braised pork, which was not bad.

This is often encountered by people who have just learned a foreign language. When learning Chinese, if the pronunciation and tone are wrong, then its meaning is completely wrong. It is inevitable that there will be jokes about coke deducting meat.

Many Chinese characters in Korea are from ancient China, and there are many similarities between Korean characters and China characters. At first I thought it would be easier for us Koreans to learn Chinese, but later I found that this was not the case.

Once, I went to the market to buy food. I want to buy a catty of carrots, but I don't know how to say it in Chinese. At this time, I thought to myself that Korean carrots should be translated into carrots. I confidently said to the vegetable seller, I want a catty of carrots. But what he gave me was not what I wanted. I don't want this, I want that. I pointed to the carrot and said. At this time, the vegetable seller said, you are wrong. The one you want is called carrot. Ah! I see. It seems that when translating Chinese, not everything is what you think.

Although there are many similarities between Korean and Chinese characters, the word order is completely different and cannot be translated directly.

After this period of study, I feel that Chinese is very complicated and difficult, but it is very, very interesting.

Interesting Writing in Senior High School (2)

Fun at school

Entering middle school is accompanied by endless interesting things. I remember to write, but I just can't finish it. Now, I will write down the most interesting and novel, so that everyone can have a good time!

(1) Qi Yida and the "friend" incident.

This Thursday, the whistling north wind really didn't want me to set foot on a bike, so I wanted to save some energy: let my mother take me to school. When I got to school, everything was as usual, and it seemed earlier than usual. But after school, I waited for a long time where I met my mother. Maybe only five minutes, but I feel like I've been waiting for half an hour. Maybe when I was waiting, I felt that the time was particularly long! After a while, I especially wanted to "suddenly look back, my mother was in the dim light." I searched and searched, searched and searched, showing the spirit of playing hide-and-seek as a child, but I couldn't find where my mother was hiding. So I thought to myself: I'm a nine-foot man, and I'm not afraid of anything, strong men and bad guys, so I have to walk home by myself! But just a few steps later, I turned and walked back. Although I really want to carry forward the spirit of Jing Ke's stabbing Qin, I'm worried that my mother will think I haven't left yet and continue to wait. So I threw down my schoolbag, took out my pencil, tore off a piece of paper from my notebook in a hurry, waved a pen, added two punctuation marks to the seven words "I've been waiting for you for a long time", and then "packed my bags" and left quickly, but just after I left the school gate, I saw my mother coming from behind.

(2) Zhang Yichuan borrowed money.

After school, I went to the garage. I was unlocking my bike when I suddenly saw Zhang Yichuan. I said hello to him and continued to unlock my car. But when I finished unlocking the lock, Zhang Yichuan was still standing there. He seems to be waiting for someone. I didn't know he had something at Guo Liyang's until I asked. "What is it? Can't you ask him again on Monday? " Chen Xingyu, who just arrived, asked. Zhang Yichuan said: "He has the money to let me go home. I paid the water bill this afternoon. Is Guo Liyang gone? " It seems that Guo Liyang left, so we borrowed money from Teacher Yang. Teacher Yang, who has a high heart, is really extraordinary. "Ha ha, I have money. Is twenty yuan enough? " Do not return it. Although Zhang Yichuan declined, Miss Yang gave him two yuan and fifty cents more.

Although the mid-term exam is coming, I'm not nervous at all. Maybe there are so many interesting teachers and classmates with me!

Interesting Writing in Senior High School (3)

Campus fun

On campus, with classmates every day, some interesting things will happen to each other unconsciously. When I am with them, my jokes are always low.

Interesting things in the canteen

Eating in the dining hall seems serious, but it's actually a lot of fun. Every noon, after dinner, everyone sits at a table to eat. You said I was laughing, and sometimes I deliberately hid someone else's lunch box, which made her very anxious. After that, she took it out and returned it to her. She was very angry and couldn't help laughing when she saw a group of us laughing like fools. Sometimes we tell jokes, and everyone laughs when it comes to funny places. It's too late to say now, but it's too soon. Accidentally, a grain of rice flew in from nowhere. When we saw it, we all looked at the spitter, who was already smiling happily. We will make the sound of "Yi-"and stay away from the "danger zone". When we have laughed enough, we will sit together and continue joking.

The canteen brought us ordinary fun.

The fun of big recess

During the big recess, we always form a circle and kick around with shuttlecock. You kick it to me and I'll kick it to you. Sometimes when the shuttlecock flies in the middle, we will guess who will pick it up by the method of "rock scissors and cloth", but the loser is often the worst, and the rest of us will be happy. Sometimes that bad shuttlecock doesn't listen, it will bump into others or fly from the side to scare you. My captain is scared away by shuttlecock all day. Whenever the shuttlecock is broken, we will laugh at the unlucky man, who will touch the place where he was hit, frown, show a speechless expression, be infected by the man who laughs wildly, and laugh at himself.

The big recess brought us ordinary fun.

Fun in class

In Chinese class, the teacher is telling us the article Cat. When the teacher was talking about meowing, some gay men learned to pretend to be meowing, which made the teacher and classmates laugh. The teacher will say, "So there are so many cats in your class?" After listening to the teacher, everyone laughed again. Another time, the teacher was talking about the text of Wolf. (m.taiks.com) Suddenly there came a wolf cry: "Ow!" Some of our classmates will say, "Our class can open a zoo." The whole class was amused by "these wolves" and "these cats"

Classroom brings us ordinary fun.

Living in this colorful campus, different interesting things will happen around you every day. That ordinary and interesting thing will become your memory in the future. ...