How to write a composition to trick your classmates

= Classmates, there is no need to be so black-bellied, right?

But

You can tell you,,,,

1. Sprinkle some water on your classmates' stools;

2. Turn on your classmate's kettle (the consequences are unknown =v=);

3. Tell your classmates, "The teacher wants to see you." ;

4. Bring up the topic of the deskmate in class, then concentrate on the class and wait for the teacher to punish him;

5. In winter, many students learn to wear clothes with a hat at the back, find a classmate of the opposite sex (wearing the above clothes) to hit him on the shoulder with both hands, look at him affectionately, and then cover his hat when she is not looking;

6. Put tricks in classmates' books;

7. Squeeze the toilet detergent on the classmates' books;

8. Students secretly scribble her homework before handing it in;

9. Students unplug their shoelaces during lunch break;

1. If you have the opportunity to go to the convenience store, you can bring a few packs of ketchup. You know how to use it.

note: things like pulling a classmate's chair and violent sex are not needed.

=v= I wish you a successful trick ~ 2. How to trick your classmates

At that time, I just came to an aristocratic school, and I was a newly transferred student. One day, when I came home from school, I met some drunken classmates and wouldn't let me go. I was so angry! Just came to school, I don't want to trick people, but I haven't played trick games for a long time. Let's practice them first! At that time, my parents went abroad on business, there was no one at home, and the nanny went home, so I took them to my house. First of all, sober them up! They don't know who I am or how I woke up anyway. Cold water! Take two to the bathroom first. Just screaming ... frozen. After waking up, they fell asleep. I pushed them all out, and they could still walk. I pushed them to the dormitory, and our villa was fumed by them ... The next day, they asked the students in the dormitory, "Why am I here?" 3. How to make the latest version of the same table

1. I used to put the silkworm babies on my deskmate's clothes (a little cruel), and then I told him that there were some silkworm babies missing from my paper box, which might be in his clothes, and then. . . He was striptease there.

2. He angered me in class. After class, I pushed others hard. He was unstable and tried to balance himself on the table, but maybe my strength was too strong for the table to bear the tilt, so he fell to the ground with the table and the chair, and the whole class burst into laughter.

3. I bought a bottle of coke, shook it beforehand, and then asked him to help me open it. . . It is conceivable that

4. Write a menu about the name of your deskmate on the class blackboard. . . What I wrote in those days was: Tear Chiang Kai-shek by hand, steam Chiang Kai-shek, and stir-fry Chiang Kai-shek with tomatoes. 5. Coat his chair with transparent 52 glue. . . He can't see

6. I remember that I had a strong female classmate who brought her deskmate's correction into the ladies' room, and then. . . Throw it in

7. Secretly tell the most annoying girl in your class that your deskmate likes her.

8. Take his exercise book home. . . Put it in his drawer the next day.

Is that enough for you? It's definitely dark. . . . . . I am anonymous silently. 4. How to trick my classmates on April Fool's Day

1. Find three things at random, such as three cups. When you knock the first one, let your friend say "forget", the second one says "love", and the third one says "water", euphemistically speaking, to test your friend's reaction speed. After several times, keep knocking on the first one. If your friend says "forget" after that.

2. A: I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who said "no" to everything others asked him, for example, did you eat? He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story? B: No. …………$#@！ #^& #! ~

3. By the way, you can tell your MM that I want to test your English reaction ability, hold out your left hand, tell her that my thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S, and my little finger is X, and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese. Then, if you point to the middle finger and say fish, she will say M, and you point to the ring finger and say donkey, she will say S, then point to the thumb and say pig, she will say A, and then keep pointing her thumb and saying pig, and she will keep saying: A, A, A, A, A, A. If MM is smart, she can try other fingers before saying thumb

4. Is the English spelling of pig PUG? -no, it's PIG -- no, how do I remember it was U(YOU)-you made a mistake, it was I -- the pig was YOU -- the pig was I

5. The specific content: You can play this game with your best friend, and its name is Big Change Living. Tell your friend to make a horse stance just first, with a correct posture and a blank piece of paper in his mouth. Pay attention to this posture before he works. Then you have to change him from this room to another room, and everything is ready. You can say this sentence helplessly: "What a big change!" I won't, but that's what living people do. "

6. first draw "wind oil essence" on the pen, not too much. Then go to a person: please help me write an x, I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, several fingers in his right hand naturally had essential balm. Then pretend to care and say: ah! You have a big piece of gum in your right eye. He naturally rubbed his right eye with his right hand, and then. .

7. Ask the other person how he would make a sentence with "I, he, she, love". No matter how he makes it, he is wrong. (He won't be better! After telling him: "The correct answer is" He loves her ",the other party will definitely ask:" What about me? " At this time, you can tell him generously (with some BT tone): "It's none of your business!"

I wish you happiness. 5. How should I trick my classmates on April Fool's Day?

Write an anonymous love letter to the female classmates in the class.

labels on men's and women's toilets are interchangeable.

find a match and insert it into a keyhole.

Put up a poster saying, "XX wants to hire several assistants to carry out its foreign business with good remuneration. If you are interested, please contact XX. Tel: XXXX.

buy a chain lock and lock anything you want. After reading it, which trick did you choose? Steal a trick and cheat others! Gnome male-

Call a good friend (it's best to call someone), falsely claim to be a newspaper reporter, prepare to interview him or her, and take photos, and make an appointment to meet him or her in the Summer Palace. This trick has something in common with the previous trick. You can draw inferences from one trick and draw ten tricks, ten tricks and hundreds of tricks ... (Haha ... Haha ... Note: the person who wrote the secret is going crazy)

The online version of the trick on campus

A large collection of n ways to trick people on campus (figure)

When students go to the toilet,

article content: "whoever dares to re-write this article, I guarantee that he has a BUG."

Fake webmaster's speech: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and quit."

Apply for a moderator of a non-existent edition on the "Campaign for Moderator" edition.

Send "Yi Meier" to a friend, first package it in WINZIP, then package it again ... finally make it into a self-extracting file, and so on for several times. Finally, when the other party opens the letter, there are only six words: Today is April Fool's Day!

Make a web page with "NOTHING" written on it, and then link to the internet.

Classroom version of the whole campus

A collection of N ways to make fun of the whole campus (figure)

A note is posted at the entrance of the self-study building: Please do not study by yourself, and please forgive me if it is inconvenient.

A wooden board is hung on the water heater in the self-study building: it is broken and needs to be repaired.

notice on the blackboard: the lights will be turned off after 19: p.m. due to the line maintenance in this building.

Notice on the blackboard in the classroom: Teacher XXX can't give lectures due to illness, so students are invited to study freely.

notice: health check-up at 15: 3 this afternoon.

Notice: X sheets will be collected at 12: noon today. Please get ready.

block the toilet in the dormitory with broken tables and chairs, and put a sign next to it, saying "Toilet maintenance, no use".

Notice: Lights out at 23: 3 this evening.

Put a note in the book that roommates must read every day and write: "The person who loves you the most will wait for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight".