How to translate the cold joke of eating and sleeping and playing peas into English? (Full text)

A reporter went to interview a group of Antarctic penguins. He asked the first penguin, "What do you do every day?" The penguin said, "Sleep a dozen peas!" " Then I asked the second penguin, and the penguin still said, "Eat and sleep and fight peas!" "

The reporter asked other penguins in a confused mood, and the answer was the same, so 99 penguins have been asked. When I walked into the bird next door 100, the reporter went over and asked it: What do you do every day? The little penguin replied, "Eat and sleep." Someone asked in surprise: "Why don't you fight peas?" The little penguin curled his pie mouth and stared at the reporter and said, "I'm Doug!" ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "