Funny for insomnia, talk about the circle of friends about insomnia.

1, someone cares about you, someone protects you, someone cares about you, someone wants you to be happy, and someone misses you all night. She is the one who loves you the most.

Sure enough, the best way to keep awake in reading is reading.

3. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated.

5. If there is an afterlife, I hope there will be 180cm, 18cm, 180min, 18million, 18cm, from18cm.

6. You are only young once, but you can't come back. Therefore, everything is forgiven. We should subvert the whole world smartly, be completely ridiculous, forcibly destroy it, get into trouble, take patents, pretend to be kind, take stunts, and let the whole person see fate by talent.

7. The so-called female man is only ugly, but all beautiful girls with masculine temperament are called queens.

8. I stood in line for breakfast in the morning, and a big man cut in front of me. I said angrily:

9. When you feel poor. Don't lose heart, at least you know yourself.

10, life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

1 1. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

12, as an optimistic person in other people's eyes, probably you are hanging to death, and everyone thinks you are swinging.

13, skipping classes too much. One day, I want to go to class. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

14, if you like someone, you have to confess, in case you become a spare tire.

15, do you know those girls who cry every day to be thin as lightning? The diameter of lightning is 5 meters. ...

16, I always suffer from insomnia recently, and I wake up every twelve hours.

17, blind date ~ The girl was too ugly to pee, and she was stopped by the waiter when she went out of the bathroom door ~ The original words were: the girl who just left said you would pay the bill ~

18, I prayed to Jesus for a stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first!

19, a passage from the head teacher of junior high school. Be careful not to break your eyes when playing in internet cafes all day. Why don't you wear glasses after three rounds of pedaling?

20. Some people say that when we are together, we don't look at the mobile phone, but when we are not together, we return the message every second, which is the true love of modern people!

2 1. There are always several grandfathers Mao every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

22. Four tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into mature rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

24. I have insomnia recently. I can't sleep at night and wake up during the day.

25. Every time my girlfriend shows me a photo of her and her twin sister, I can tell which one is her accurately. Yes, true love means getting to know each other. Know that she can only skin herself.

26. There are only two results of unrequited love, one is to make a positive result, and the other is to become a Buddha. Taking a step back will make your blue sea and blue sky complete.

27. It is said that these four kinds of girls are hard to find a partner. First, they won't be spoiled and cute. Second, they are people with backbone. Third, they are more homesick. Fourth, they don't like makeup. When I learned the truth, I petrified in an instant. I have insomnia. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

28. Who says you have no perseverance? Have you been single for decades?

29. I want to be your little sun, either to warm you or burn you to death.

30. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.

3 1, it's cold, I'm even more awesome when I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend: I'm not cold!

32. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

33. I bought a pair of underwear in the mall, and I found that I actually wore it when I got home. I'll go back to the mall to find a shop assistant and ask:

34. I'm average, I'm average, and I really don't like you.

35. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's winter.

36. There are two me in the world, one is intermittent hard work and the other is persistent depravity and indulgence.

37. I stretched out my hand and you refused to come with me, so I stretched out my foot and tripped you. You really chased me.

38. I was never caught stealing fruit when I was a child, because I always brought two friends who ran slower than me.

Don't always say that you lost at the starting line. The starting line of others is the end you will never reach.

40. Whether going uphill or downhill, you should know how to stop yourself at an appropriate time and stop to look back, so as to make better progress.

4 1. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

42. In order not to let my wife suspect that I am having an affair, I changed the names of all female contacts on my mobile phone to male names. She checked my information, and now she not only knows that I'm having an affair, but also believes that I'm gay.

On a dark and windy night, I couldn't sleep and had to visit you at your home.

44. Count sheep when you can't sleep. I'm sleepy when I count to B. Drink a glass of water and keep counting before going to bed.

When we were young, our school told us that life is a realization. When we grow up, society teaches us that life is realistic.

46. People who want to sleep at night can't sleep, mostly because they can't sleep with those who want to sleep.

47. My friend actually called me black. I slapped him in the past just to secretly protect you.

48. People who want to sleep can't sleep mostly because they can't sleep.

49. If you have something to say, you can't look up at your mobile phone, can you? ! !

50. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.