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Are there any interesting examples of jealousy among families with younger siblings?

If you have younger siblings at home, it’s normal to be jealous. When I was young, I was jealous of my younger brother.

My brother was in poor health when he was a child. In order to improve his physical fitness, my mother bought some calcium supplement granules. When I was a child, I was ignorant and ignorant. I thought it was delicious water. Every time I always feel a little sad when I see my brother drinking but I don't, so I bully my brother when my parents can't see. Because the child is relatively small, my brother sleeps every day. It's boring for me to be at home alone, so I just I pinch his nose, poke his cheeks, and try to wake him up. When he wakes up, he cries, and then I just coax him. Then someone will play with me, and I can also take revenge on him. . The most interesting thing is that one time, the big white goose at home laid an egg. I lied to him and said it was a ball of paper. He didn't believe it, so I told him that he didn't believe it and smashed it on his head. Then the egg white and yolk coated him. One end, covering my face...

When I was a child, I was very gullible. Once I was jealous of my younger brother, and I felt that my mother didn't love me. Are all the aunts in the village telling the truth? I am not their biological child! So one day because of a certain incident, I said to my mother: "I am not your biological child, and you don't love me, but he is your biological child." My mother felt angry and funny: "Who are you if you are not your biological child?" "Come here?" I told my mother that I jumped out of the cracks in the rocks and picked it up from the back mountain. I cried very sadly. My mother said that it would be great if children could be picked up on the mountain. Later, she told me again and again. I am my biological child, not picked up from the mountain. My younger brother is small. I have to let him go. I finally believe that I am my biological child. I cover my face...

Now that I think about it, I was so childish at the time, but It's also very childish. I think the name they gave me is not nice, but my brother's name is very nice. They said I was their first child, and it was very rare when I was born. Otherwise, the name Why is there the word "zhen" in it? In fact, they love me very much. Now that I think about these interesting childhood stories, I really miss them.