Who can tell me Degang Guo's lines criticizing the Three Kingdoms?

Degang Guo: Quite a few people are coming.

Yu Qian: Hey.

Guo: I'm happy for you. It can't always be the same.

Yes

Guo: There are a lot of programs today, and the six paragraphs of the general crosstalk meeting will be over.

Y: of course.

Guo: Here are ten paragraphs, which is a lot of money.

Y: this feature.

Guo: Everything. Look, that was spitting lotus.

Y: right.

Guo: It's really lively. Wenwu took a taxi. This belongs to a project called Wen Shu.

Y: What about this one? Is this in Chinese?

Guo: Today, there is another column called "Food Name Newspaper" and another column called "Kua Mansion".

Y: Ah, yes.

Guo: These two paragraphs are hard-won.

Y: I saw Kung Fu here.

Guo: It has great penetrating power, so your mouth should be clean.

Y: be neat.

Guo: Dangdang Dangdang, Dangdang, Dangdang.

Y: How about striking while the iron is hot?

Guo: Wipe your mouth clean.

Y: that can't be jingled either.

Guo: In industry terms, this is called Guan Er.

Yes, Guan Er, Guan Kou.

Guo: Listening to cross talk means listening to Guan Er.

Y: hey.

Guo: When listening to storytelling, I hear compliments.

Extended data:

The cast of Romance of the Three Kingdoms:

1, Yu Qian

Yu Qian, Han nationality, 1969+65438/kloc-0 was born in Beijing on October 24th, and his ancestral home is Lantian, Shaanxi.

Crosstalk actor, vice chairman of Beijing Rock Association, ambassador of equestrian promotion for children at Beijing Equestrian Culture Festival.

1982 was admitted to the crosstalk class, where he studied with crosstalk actors Wang Shichen, Luo Rongshou, Gao Fengshan and Zhao Shizhong.

1985 Mr. Shi Fukuan's apprentice.

1995 graduated from the film and television director department of Beijing Film Academy.

In 2000, he began to perform cross talk with Degang Guo, then participated in the TV series 99 1, 200 1 starred in the TV series the ugliest in the world, and then participated in the TV series Sun Yat-sen, 201starred in the movie San Xiao Talented Woman, and 201.

20 16 1 month, participated in the Happy Comedian Season 2 of Oriental TV.

In May of the same year, I served as the tutor of Hubei Satellite TV's "I am the third season of comedy madness".

/kloc-in June of 0/0, he joined Zhejiang Satellite TV comedy story.

2. Degang Guo

Degang Guo, male, born in Tianjin, 1973 65438+ 10/8, is a crosstalk performer, a film and television drama actor and a TV talk show host.

65438-0979 devoted himself to the art world, first learning storytelling from Gao Qinghai, a storytelling elder, then learning crosstalk from Chang Baofeng, a famous crosstalk artist, and then learning crosstalk from Hou, a crosstalk master.

In the meantime, I studied Peking Opera, Pingju, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and went to Liyuan for many years.

1996, founded Beijing Deyun Society.

Since 2005, Degang Guo and its Deyun Society have sprung up, which has made the public pay attention to the art category of cross talk again and realized the second revival of cross talk.

In 2006, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in the Opera House of the People's Liberation Army, and in the same year, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in Tianjin People's Gymnasium, setting a record of 25 consecutive appearances.

In 2008, he gave a special crosstalk performance in the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, becoming the first crosstalk performer to give a solo performance in the Great Hall of the People.

In 2009, he participated in the film "The Founding of the People's Republic of China".

20 10 hosts "Tonight's Play".

20 1 1 won the honor in new york Times.

20 12 starred in the movie "Cars on the Road". In the same year, he won the "Best Artist Award in Asia" and the 7th Huading Award for Best Quyi Actor in China. In 20 13, it made its debut in China's CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

Hosting the Guo program of Jiangsu Satellite TV.

20 14 starred in the movie "the liar"; In the same year, he participated in the suspense movie "Mystery".

Stay in the second season as the mentor of I am a comedian.

20 15 Degang Guo directed and starred in the film I want happiness.

In the same year, I hosted the program around you.

The opening ceremony of "20th Anniversary of Deyun Society" was held in 20 16, and the global crosstalk tour was launched.

2065 438+06-2065 438+09 served as the comedy observer of "Happy Comedian" of Oriental TV for four times.

20 17 12.29, Degang Guo's first talk show network variety show "Yiguohui" is broadcast exclusively on watermelon video and today's headline platform at 8: 00 every Friday night.

On February 6th, 20 18, the comedy film Nineteen Generations of Ancestors directed by Degang Guo was released, which won 1 100 million box office.