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Anecdotal writing
The summer heat is unbearable, and enjoying the cool in the shade is refreshing. In my hometown, there is an ancient pagoda tree standing beside the courtyard, but strangely, the branches and leaves of that big tree only extend to the courtyard, and there is no one outside the courtyard wall. In grandma's words, it's called "rich water doesn't flow from outsiders." Because the tree is big, it has become a treasure to enjoy the cool under the tree. On weekdays, I play with my friends. When you are tired of playing, sit down and have a rest, have a cold drink, then look at the big natural umbrella and tell each other some interesting stories. They all smiled with satisfaction. This locust tree has my childhood memories and dreams.
When I was a child, I used to sit under this old tree and weave my dreams. In the bright moonlight, the edge of the big tree slowly shows shadows. Sometimes trees move and the shadows on the ground are uneven. Like the ups and downs of the sea, it's warm. Then I suddenly asked, "Dad, how old is this tree? Grandpa planted it, right? " "Well, I don't know this. Anyway, I was here when I was a child. " Looking at the thick green branches and leaves, I thought about its unknown life experience and paid more respect to it. Listening to the rustling of leaves, I felt a cool breeze blowing. I fell into a deep sleep when my father gave me a fan. Sometimes I wake up with the cry of cicada and see the leaves in front of me and my sleeping father. I couldn't bear to wake him up, so I picked up the fan and slowly put this cool breeze into his sleep. Dad smiled in his sleep. "Dad, did you dream of that shade, too?" Taking leaves as bookmarks with words, the tree is getting old and I am growing. Slowly left my hometown and drifted in a foreign land. Every summer, I will inevitably think of the shade that I used to enjoy. In the summer of a year ago, I returned to my hometown. Seeing that the locust tree is much older, its sons are so strong. I stood beside the old pagoda tree, stroking its old branches, and my heart ached. Sugar-coated haws brought me back to my childhood. I sat quietly in the shade of a tree, and my grandmother bought me a candied haws to encourage my cleverness. I ate and ran under the tree, buried a sugar-coated gourd in the ground and said to the old tree, "Eat, because we are friends, and friends should share happiness." .
Frequent 2: 00 makes me breathless. After the exam that year, I went traveling. In a small village, I fell in love with an old tree like my hometown. It brings me a kind of harmony and detail. When I touch it, it gives me a rough feeling, without the texture of the tree in my hometown. I took the soil under it home as a souvenir.
I planted a fruitful tree in my yard. I trimmed it and took good care of it. I hope it can become an old tree, let my shade cool more people and let more people remember this tree. The tree in my hometown died, and my respect for it will always be so deep. The trees in my hometown are deeply rooted in my heart, lingering, rain or shine. It is the harbor of my soul and the patron saint of my life.
No matter how hot it is in summer, I am not afraid, because I have a dream and an umbrella to keep out the dazzling sunshine for me.
In fact, life is like this. As long as you can find the right direction, there is a harbor in your heart. Rest in the harbor when you are tired!
2. Composition: There are anecdotes at home, how to write that my grandmother has a little white cat at home. It has soft white hair, sparkling eyes, long beard and long tail. How cute! This white cat has a gentle temper and likes to eat best. Its name is "Xiaobai", which is the name I gave it.
This cat is very cute and greedy. When it sleeps, it wraps its tail around its body. The food Xiao Bai eats is leftovers. I have never seen it catch mice. However, it "meows" from morning till night, which has scared the mouse away.
I like to tease Xiao Bai. He likes to go out to play. Xiaobai is timid! Whenever a guest comes, it runs and hides. A little timid.
Xiao Bai likes eating fish and shrimp as much as I do. Whenever I eat, he comes to meow, as if to say, "I'm hungry, I'm hungry, little master, feed me quickly …" I always secretly give him some fishbones and shrimp heads to eat.
One day, grandma killed a mouse. Xiaobai looked at it, smelled it, and then walked away. I think it's strange. Why doesn't it eat mice? I think it may not like eating dead mice, and only when it catches them will it be happy.
Xiaobai is very cute. I hope Xiaobai can correct his minor faults and grow up healthily like me!
3. Class Anecdote Composition 600 Others say that things in your class are the most interesting. But I really think what happened in our class is very interesting!
"Ding, ding, ding, ding." "This is another Chinese class, hey." A classmate said. "Who cares? As long as it's not a math class, math class is too boring. In addition to doing the problem, I still do the problem. " Another classmate said. At this moment, Mr. Dai gently pushed open the door and saw us talking. He said uncomfortably, "Look, your class, really, alas!" " "The students just stopped. Teacher Dai saw his classmates quiet and said, "I'll go out for a meeting and the class cadres will take care of it." Say that finish, immediately walk out the door. The students thought that Mr. Dai was going to have a meeting in this class and immediately burst into tears of joy. "Quiet, reading by yourself. "Monitor adults spoke, everyone gradually quieted down. Soon, the two groups began to quarrel again somehow. I stood up and saw Long Wenjuan and others passing clothes. I said seriously, "Dragon Wen Juan! What are you doing? " "What's the matter now?" Long Wenjuan pretended to be wronged. I was angry and said, "why don't you listen to the class cadres?" Be quiet. " "That's not my clothes, nor did I start. "Dragon Wen Juan retorted." It's not yours. I can't leave it to you first! " "Why do you only say that I am a person? There are many people spreading it. " I can't bear to say to myself, "Because I saw you preach first. "Later, I called the names of other people who were passing clothes, and they were still passing them, and they regarded this as a very interesting game. Soon, Wen Haonan said, "Give it to me." So Tao Qilin gave it to him. Gong just took the clothes, and Teacher Dai came back. Teacher Dai saw many people talking in the class and said, "So what? Hey, really, your class. Qiu Yanhan talked about what happened. " "It's those two groups that are passing clothes." "The man in clothes stood up. "The two groups of people basically stood for more than half. Teacher Dai said, "Who started it first?" Everyone turned their attention to Tan Xiguo. Tan Xiguo said that she put the clothes in her bag, Ye Jing took them and handed them to her. Then she began to pass them on. Teacher Dai was very angry and said, "Your class is too selfish. If it's not yours, you can't put it there ... "A lot of words. They were also punished.
I really hope the teacher won't be angry. Being angry will do harm to your health. I believe that after this lesson, we will not be selfish any more. We will be generous and polite students!
4. There are anecdotes at home. 400-word rat-and-mouse war.
One Saturday, our family was reading books and newspapers. Everyone was sleepy and bored. I always thought there was something in the room, so I looked back. Suddenly, I found a "fuse of war"-a mouse walking leisurely in my house, and our whole family was refreshed. My father and I are more ferocious. I got up and kicked the mouse, and the mouse escaped my attack with a "micro step", making my father "cynical" and the whole family burst into laughter. The mouse found itself being chased and fled everywhere.
My father and I picked up a weapon-a broom to chase the mouse, chasing and hitting, but we couldn't hit it, and my mother laughed until she covered her stomach. After a long chase, the mouse was finally hit by my "half moon chop" and swept out a few meters away. The mouse screamed and fled under the sofa. Fortunately, my father and I are quick-sighted, two brooms are in one file, the mouse has no way to go, and the "spectators" have thunderous applause. My father and I have high morale. I am a "shadowless foot in Foshan" again. The mouse was beaten and rolled, and I smiled. After the battle, the mouse stepped back a few steps, looked dead, then jumped in front of the broom, drew a beautiful arc in the air, and jumped out of the encirclement of my father and me!
The mouse went straight to the seat like a madman, scaring his mother into a deafening scream. It took the mouse a long time to recover and hide under the cupboard. Dad and I laughed so hard that we didn't even have the strength to beat mice.
Grandpa saw that we couldn't catch the mouse for a long time, and finally went out in person. Grandpa first put his mother's boots in the corner, and then took a peanut and put it outside the shoes. The mouse smelled the fragrance, flew to pick up peanuts and ran into the shoes. I rushed up, grabbed my shoes and fell to the ground. When the mouse shook out, it was already unconscious ... the whole family cheered to celebrate the victory.
5. Write a 600-word composition with anecdotes. In the winter vacation, I read the book The Mysteries of Anecdotes. This book has given me a lot of up-to-date knowledge and made me understand that scientists will be stumped by new problems. Let me have an interest in historical knowledge and scientific knowledge. I know, but I should study like this.
There is an article in the book called The Mystery of Baogong Cemetery. Bao was an outstanding politician in ancient China. He was an honest official all his life, and he didn't go along with the powerful. Sympathize with the sufferings of the people, make decisions for the people, and solve cases like God. People gave him a resounding name-Bao Qingtian, which won people's support and love. After his death, Baogong Cemetery also became the focus of attention. At present, the tomb of the Ninth Emperor of the Song Dynasty in gongyi city, Henan Province, is used to be called "Song Ling in Gongxian County", and a circular tomb about 5 meters high next to Zhenzong Mausoleum is Baogong Cemetery. This is the initial general view. But more than ten years ago, this unearthed tomb and his wife Dong Shi's tomb were also unearthed in Huangniba, Shuangwei Village, Daxing Township, the eastern suburb of Hefei City, Anhui Province. This is a real cemetery. Why are there two tombs in the palace? There is no answer yet.
There are many wonderful articles in this book, such as The Mystery of Baogong Cemetery. It is a book suitable for parents and children to read together. It brings me not only knowledge, but also interest in learning. I like this book very much and hope more children will read it. It will be our good friend.
6. Write a composition of not less than 600 words according to "Reading Zuo Gong's Anecdotes-Perfect Representation of Characters". We have been learning how to write people since primary school. Generally speaking, it is required to find out the most prominent characteristics of the characters to be written first, and then find two or three specific events to show this characteristic. Indeed, I also chose a quite typical case. I have also written extremely vivid details. But on the whole, I always feel that my articles are still not perfect and ideal. It can be said that Zuo's anecdotes are also articles about people, but they are different from the humanities articles I have written. Zuo's anecdotes not only have typical examples, but also vivid descriptions. More importantly, writing about Shi Gong's respect for Zuo Gong's family is also a display of Zuo Gong! Generally speaking, Zuo's anecdotes are not all about Zuo Gong, and the content is rich but not monotonous, while Zuo's anecdotes are all about Zuo Gong, and the theme is clear and unified! It seems that the profile description is not as weak as I thought before, and it is not unnecessary to use it. In some cases, brief description can actually play a key role as a writing skill. Zuo's anecdote gave me an important inspiration. I might as well try it in my future practice and try to "perfectly reproduce the characters".
7. Look at the world with small eyes and be a good person from me. Civilized behavior is a small step for everyone. If everyone can be civilized, it will make our society a big step forward. Civilization seems easy to some people, but it is more difficult to do. Civilization is sometimes the thickness of a piece of paper, sometimes the distance of several centimeters or dozens of centimeters, and sometimes it is a gesture ... In fact, many people can be civilized. Some young people put the melon seeds they eat in small convenient bags and throw them into the dustbin after eating; There are many drivers who don't run red lights, overspeed and drink and drive ... In fact, civilization is all around us. Very few people can't abide by civilization, such as swearing and fighting in public places; Littering, spitting and spitting are particularly serious. On the one hand, it pollutes the environment. On the other hand, sputum contains some pathogens, which is the chief culprit in spreading diseases. It is very dangerous to run a red light at will. Speeding is the reason why many people die in car accidents. Instead of this, it is better to obey the traffic rules. Civilization is like this. "People who love others will always love others; Respect people and people will always respect them. " "Don't do it because of small evils, don't do it because of small goodness." Let's start from the daily small things, from ourselves, and from every movement around us. Now what I see at school every day is that many "teachers" are cleaning and beautifying the campus, guiding and caring for their classmates. There is no slapstick, shouting or crowding in the campus, only smiles on their faces. And the students' really happy laughter that day ... so I know what "civilization" is. Civilization refers to the behavior or spirit beneficial to everyone and society. Civilization is both material civilization and spiritual civilization, which can be divided into behavioral civilization and spiritual civilization. Talking about civilization means doing civilized things, that is, doing things that are beneficial to everyone with your own actions. Or cultivate a noble thought and feelings and encourage everyone to make progress. Civilization is the need of society and everyone. Civilization is mutual. If you contribute to civilization, you will get the corresponding civilization and the convenience and benefits it brings you. To be civilized in society, everyone should be civilized first. To be a civilized person, we must start from ourselves and start from small things. For example, we should consciously abide by school discipline; No spitting, no littering, no swearing; When you meet teachers and classmates, you should take the initiative to say hello. When you are helped, you should sincerely say thank you. Obey the management of teachers and accept the opinions of classmates; Students should help each other. If there are contradictions, we should first reflect on ourselves. Go up and down the stairs to the right, enter and leave the school gate in an orderly manner, and politely don't squeeze first; Save water, electricity and gas; Take care of flowers, trees and all facilities, cross the green belt and do not trample on the lawn; When you take the bus, you should consciously queue up to give up your seat when you see the elderly and the disabled. Give a helping hand to people who encounter natural disasters or difficulties in time. Civilization is all around us. As long as everyone learns and talks about civilization, our society will be civilized and the world will become better.
8. Write a composition about family anecdotes with a subtitle. During the winter vacation, my cousin came to my house to play. Yesterday, he took me aside and said mysteriously, "How about going skating?" ? "Really? Great! " I promised excitedly, but I was worried that I would fall down and make a joke.
Came to the skating rink, bought tickets and put on skates.
My brother told me the essentials of skating: "Lean forward a little, bend your legs a little …" My brother said while demonstrating, but I didn't dare to move a step.
So my brother took my hand and slowly retreated, while I held my brother's hand tightly and muttered, "You can't let go!" " "
My brother said angrily, "You can't learn by relying on me all the time."
I quickly said, "No, don't."
Brother still let go. I stepped back a few steps, grabbed the handrail again and refused to let go, moving like an old woman.
My brother saw it and stared at me and said, "How did you learn to be so timid?"
I blushed and thought: I am not a stupid child, I must be brave. Thinking of this, I got up my courage again and slipped like my brother. Who knows?
9. Ask for a composition (an anecdote of XXX) 500-600 words. That night, my mother had to work overtime in Tongxiao, and I was at home with my father.
Suddenly, Rinrin's father's cell phone rang. It turns out that the leader asked my dad to work overtime. As soon as I heard that my father was going to work overtime, I grabbed my father and didn't want him to go. My father touched my head and said, "Yingying, this is my father's job. You can't do it if you don't go. Yingying is very capable and has no small tail, right? " I nodded reluctantly.
Dad left, leaving me alone. I'm very scared. My heart beats like a small drum. I thought to myself: Is there a ghost? In order not to be afraid, I turned on the TV for a while. I'm still scared. What should I do? I thought about it, yes! I called my good friend Ou Yayan, so I dialed the number of Ou Yayan's home. I said to Ou Yayan: "Ou Yayan, I am alone at home, I am afraid!" " "Ou Yayan said to me," I'm alone at home, so don't be afraid. With Ou Yayan's encouragement, I felt much better and went to bed with my doll in my arms.
"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ....................." Counting, unconsciously fell asleep.
When I woke up in the morning, I saw my father had gone home.
10. During Napoleon's invasion of Russia, his troops were fighting in a small town in an extremely desolate land. At that time, when he was unexpectedly separated from his army, a group of Russian Cossacks stared at him and began to chase him in the winding streets. Napoleon began to flee for his life and sneaked into the house of a fur merchant in a small alley. When Napoleon ran out of the shop panting, he piteously shouted to the fur dealer, "Help me, help me!" " ! Where can I hide? "
The fur dealer said, "Come on, hide under that pile of fur in the corner!" " "Then he put a lot of fur on Napoleon.
No sooner had he built it than the Russian Cossacks rushed to the door and shouted, "Where is he? We saw him running in! " Despite the protest of the fur trader, they tore down his shop in order to find Napoleon. They pierced the sword into the fur, but they couldn't find him. Soon, they gave up and left.
After a while, when Napoleon's personal bodyguard came to the door, Napoleon climbed out from under the fur unscathed. The furrier said timidly to Napoleon, "Forgive me for asking this question to a great man, but what's it like to hide under fur and know that the next moment may be the last?"
Napoleon stopped and said angrily to the fur dealer, "You asked Emperor Napoleon such a question? Guards, take this careless man out, blindfold him and execute him. I, myself, will personally give the order to shoot! "
The guard caught the poor fur dealer, dragged him outside and stood blindfolded on the wall. The furrier can't see anything, but he can hear the guards. He could hear his clothes rustling in the cold wind as they slowly lined up to prepare rifles. He could feel the cold wind gently shaking his clothes, his cool cheeks and his feet shaking involuntarily. Then, he heard Napoleon clear his throat and slowly shouted "Prepare … aim ……". At that moment, he knew that even these trivial sentimentality would leave him forever. When tears flowed to his cheeks, an indescribable feeling welled up from him.
After a long silence, the fur merchant heard footsteps coming towards him and his blindfold was taken off. Because the sudden sunshine blinded his eyes, he could see Napoleon's eyes looking at his own deeply and deliberately, as if to see through every corner of his soul. Then Napoleon said softly, "Now you know."
Napoleon told us with practical actions: don't look back angrily or look forward with fear, but look at everything around you clearly.
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