Funny slogans

Be a woman that a man cannot control with one hand! It’s good to be a woman!

Let 100 million people become smart first (Giant Brain Gold)

Why is it necessary to be extremely smart? Wisdom will last forever - Hair Growth Essence

Strong Men's Wear: Struggle! Make a man!

A mattress advertisement: Do you want to sleep with me?

Voluntary blood donation: I don’t know you, but I thank you!

Bright moonlight in front of the bed - bright light for bed sheets

Lenovo notebook---let the world associate together

China Electric---we think more than you More

Diaopai washing powder---don’t choose expensive ones, just choose the right ones

China Unicom-leading the future of communications

Wenling International Wedding Photography- --Create life with art

Mingda Safe---With me, you are safe

McDonald's---I like it

UPS--- Delivering more to you

Wonderful Crispy Corner---Unexpectedly wonderful

Coca-Cola: Forever Coca-Cola, unique and delicious taste

Dove Chocolate: Milky Fragrance Thick, silky feeling

Have you drunk it today? (Robust)

Changyu: legendary quality, century-old Changyu

(Tbilisi) Diamonds are forever, one will be passed down forever

Haier: Haier, Made in China

Mitsubishi Elevator: Enjoy going up and down!

A certain toothbrush advertisement: nothing is lost

Electrolux refrigerator: Search for it through hundreds of thousands of people, just get as many degrees as you want

Rossini watch: time Because I exist

An advertisement for a certain lime factory - starting from scratch

"Seek power first and then profit", "Strive first and then be big", "Be a person first and then do things", "Be aware of others before knowing yourself", "borrow the ladder first and then climb the stairs"

A financial management center: If you don't manage your money, your money will not take care of you

Stop, and then you can observe. Abundant, rich but not arrogant. Bank of China.

Stop, and then you can observe. The wind moves, the bamboo moves, and the heart moves; there are knots, and the feelings don't move. Bank of China

An advertisement for a dumpling shop - "Everything is included!"

Silk looks forward to gentleness, denim pursues boldness, and cotton yearns for comfort - Siemens intelligent ultra-thin washing machine meets every requirement The mood of clothes

An advertisement for a certain audio company - "One call and four responses!"

Ordinary life, every trace of emotion - Yves Saint Laurent cigarettes

Neil Pride Swimwear Hong Kong: If your skin doesn’t give you enough protection, find another layer of protection.

Use the five major planning elements of "The Art of War" "Tao, Heaven, Earth, Generals, and Laws"; establish "seeking power first, then profit", "seeking strength first, then seeking greatness", and "becoming a human being first" The five values ??of "doing things before doing things", "foreseeing others before knowing yourself", and "borrowing the ladder before climbing the stairs"; seeking the five major advantages of "talent, brand, management, mechanism, technology"; realizing "users, partners, society, employees, shareholders" The business goals that the five parties are satisfied with

Market positioning of "mass class", "store-building town" strategy, "market saturation" strategy, "affordable prices every day", "small profits but quick turnover", "one-stop" Service", "Walmart Cheers", "Direct Procurement, Unified Delivery", "Efficient Distribution", "Warehouse Membership", "Sunset Principle", "Three Meter Smile Principle", "Satisfaction Guaranteed", "Public Servant Leadership", "Talent localization",

A certain glasses advertisement: Eyes are the windows of the soul. For your soul to be clean and beautiful... please put glass on your windows

Make one A woman that a man cannot grasp with one hand! It’s good to be a woman!

Louis XIII: Taste the intoxicating dignity and appreciate the dazzling momentum

Beijing Youth Daily: Wherever there is news, we are there

Beijing Entertainment News: One piece of news is Article

Anhui Business Daily: Good people are rewarded.

Wear Golden Monkey Leather Shoes and Walk the Golden Avenue

Ordos Cashmere Sweater, Warm the World (Ordos Cashmere Sweater)

Don’t be too chic (Shanshan Suit)< /p>

There are as many touching stories as there are Southern motorcycles (Southern Motorcycles)

Everyone seeks health and longevity 505 (505 magic energy bag)

Drink After Wahaha, eating is delicious (Wahaha)

If you want to drive a first-class car, Jiangxi Isuzu (Jiangxi Isuzu)

Two tablets, SmithKline Intestinal Chongqing (China-US SmithKline) A certain stereo Company advertisement——“One call and four responses!”

An advertisement for a dumpling shop——“Everything is included!”

An advertisement for a lime factory——“Start from scratch! ”

A pawn shop advertisement——“Well deserved!”

A hat company advertisement——“Get people with hats!”

A barber shop advertisement ——“Not a dime!”

A drug store advertisement——“Ask for trouble!”

An advertisement for a smoking cessation association——“Don’t befriend a smoking woman , unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!”

A certain typewriter advertisement——“You won’t know each other until you fight!”

An optical shop advertisement——“The eyes are the soul! To protect your soul, please install glass for your windows."

An advertisement from a perfume company - "Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex. Therefore, a copy of the self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle.

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An advertisement for banning smoking in a public place - "In order to keep the carpet from having holes, and also to keep there from being holes in your lungs. , please don’t smoke

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A road traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking."

A new book advertisement - "The author of this book is a millionaire and unmarried. The object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel

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A car showroom Advertisement——“Always let your driver’s license expire before yourself.”

A traffic safety advertisement——“Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for the car.

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A certain cosmetics advertisement——“Get rid of acne as soon as possible, and don’t leave acne”

A certain washing machine advertisement. ——“A leisure wife and a good mother!”

An advertisement for a sour juice drink——“The farewell is sour, but the reunion is sweet.”

An advertisement for a printing company—— - "Except for banknotes, we print everything."

A flower shop advertisement - "Our roses are the cheapest today. You can even buy a few to give to your wife."