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Who was the first person in history to use dirty words as his name?

Cao Cao was the first person in history to use dirty words as his name. This alone is enough to make him important in the history of hooliganism.

A place. What's more, he is also a politician and writer, and he is really a key figure in connecting the past with the future.

. Therefore, when talking about the history of hooligans, Cao Cao should not be left out in the cold anyway. Cao Cao is not surnamed Cao. In order to please the eunuch who was in power in the palace at that time, his own grandfather adopted his father to a man named Cao.

Grandpa. Later, the father-in-law Tso gradually developed into a pervert because of his own defects. He put everything that belongs to him

Changed his name. The new name has something to do with what he can't do. At first, he was quite mysterious, for example, he put his own

The name was changed from Cao Teng to Cao Tong. Change the name of Cao Cao's father from Cao Song to Cao Song. But after Cao Cao was born, Cao Gong changed.

Intensified, determined to name the child. As a result, Cao Cao's name was named by him. Since Cao can remember, he has been laughed at by children because of this name. He hated the name very much, and later

Every time someone asks his name, he always tries to hide it. The adults tried their best to extract his name from him.

Words. At first, it was easy to cheat. Later, in repeated failures, Cao Cao became more and more cunning. In the end, even the most

Smart adults don't know his name either. When everyone mentioned him, they all said, "That man is the one who has been anonymous.

A completely lying child, ... "... slowly, people simply called him" aunt ". Cao Cao, who lived in such an environment since childhood, suffered great mental damage. He was arrested for cheating after he entered adolescence.

Because of his reputation, no one dares to marry his daughter. As a result, he had to marry an ugly and barrel-shaped woman from other places.

That woman. It happened that this woman was eloquent and made Cao Cao lose his temper. People call her "Mrs Bian".

Because of this marriage, Cao Cao has always had a soft spot for female singers and dancers with good looks and slim figure. He is rebellious and suspicious.

Rap and lascivious character are developed from childhood to adolescence. After marriage, Cao Cao's life became more and more miserable. He has been unable to find a job because of his bad reputation. There is another one at home.

Third-class "(worried in the street, at home, watching himself sick) wife, he is embarrassed everywhere. in this

In the difficult years, Cao Cao, who was on the verge of mental breakdown, wrote a poem, which truly recorded his predicament: there was not enough rice. This inch of cloth is not enough to sew. There is no bucket in the bucket. There is no ruler in the hair. My friend came to borrow money from me. I don't know why I should. -Cao Cao's "Folk Words" No one knows how Cao Cao made up his mind to completely embark on the road of hooliganism. All we know now is

One day, Cao Cao no longer cared that others knew his name. In fact, he began to want others to know his name.

Words. Later generations said that he was enlightened when he was dreaming, so he was also called Cao "dream". Personally, I think he is very good.

I can feel that it can't be worse, just break the jar and break it. At this point, Wang Shuo is very understanding.

Cao Cao. He once said for Cao Cao, "I am a rogue. Who am I afraid of? " The first thing Cao Cao did after he became a rogue was to gather people to fight. Stout, he knows "the people, only.

People are stepping stones that can be used. He encouraged a group of hooligans and another group of people to wrap Huang Shoupa around their heads.

The hooligans were involved in a war. Although hiding in the back, I didn't do it, but my reputation is too great. Local peace-loving people.

Intellectuals all know that only Ayun has the ability to trick the masses into fighting them. In order to avoid the intensification of the warfare, they jointly played the emperor.

Recommend Cao Cao, and hope that he can be an official in Beijing and get out of here quickly. Before long, the emperor really ordered Cao Cao to make Beijing his capital.

Captain.