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After inheriting a rich legacy, everyone said that there was something fishy between us. In fact, the real relationship is hard to say. Should I say it?
When Lin Mosheng and his teammates came to school, the school was holding a basketball match. They had inquired before they came. Mo is going to the gym to watch her boyfriend play ball today.
The atmosphere in the gymnasium is high and crowded, but it is not difficult to find Mo Ye at night. As a recognized goddess of school flowers in a university, Mo's appearance in the middle of the night can be described as quite high-profile.
Teammates stood quietly at the exit to prevent Mo from running away late at night, while Lin Mosheng sat not far behind Mo late at night and quietly observed Mo late at night.
Mo's late boyfriend was the main force of the basketball team, tall and handsome. He is also a hormone incarnating on the basketball court. Every move can cause girls to scream, but even Lin Mosheng can see that handsome guys are only late.
After he made a beautiful three-pointer, he stopped to look at Moi in the audience. Mo yee yee also applauded and gave a thumbs-up sign, and the boy continued to run.
To outsiders, this is a model couple on campus.
However, Lin Mosheng, who holds all the personal data of Mo late at night, doesn't think so. She finally persisted until the intermission. When Mo stood up late and wanted to send water to her boyfriend in the field, Lin Mosheng stepped forward and stopped her.
Lin Mosheng has been a special police officer for several years, and his temperament has already taken shape. Even in casual clothes at the moment, he is very imposing. He appeared in front of Mo midnight, and his straight face just scared Mo midnight and took a step back.
Mo looked warily at Lin Mosheng with water in his hand at night: "What can I do for you?"
The place where they stand is the corner, and the people under the stage will not rush down. Lin Mosheng directly flashed his alarm, even the tone was full of integrity.
"The police, miss mo, we suspect that you are related to a recent murder. We need you to come back to the police station with us for investigation. "
Ye waited for a long time on the court without waiting for Mo to come down late, so he went to the audience to find it. His roommate said that he had already sent him water.
Leaves touch the phone to call Mo Shen at midnight. On the other side, Mo sat in the back seat of the car with Lin Mosheng late at night, pressed the answer key, but his eyes were always staring at Lin Mosheng.
"Nothing, an uncle suddenly came to my house and said he would take me to tea. Relatives at home can't get rid of it. It's okay. I'll come back to you at night and have a good ball game. If I lose, I won't go back and hit you. "
Mo told a lie last night to dispel Ye's doubts about her sudden departure. Hung up the phone, she put her arms around her chest and looked at Lin Mosheng. Lin Mosheng looked unhappy and said nothing: "Uncle policeman, I said you made a mistake. I am a helpless female college student. Who did I murder? "
Lin Mosheng just celebrated her 26th birthday half a month ago, and now she is called Uncle by a female college student aged 19. Although he is too tough, he doesn't want to be as soft and cute as the popular little suckling dog, but he doesn't want to be called so old, and he has some sympathy for his heart. He glanced at Mo in the middle of the night, still tall and straight.
"I just suspected that you had something to do with this case, and I didn't say that you killed anyone."
Don't talk late at night, just drum your cheeks and turn to one side.
She got up late this morning and went to class before breakfast. After class, she just chewed a piece of bread and was dragged by Ye to watch his basketball game. Just now, she wanted to bring water to Ye and go out for dinner. Suddenly, a policeman came out and arrested her for no reason.
Now she is aggrieved, angry and hungry. Seeing the dark-faced Lin Mosheng next to him is not very easy to contact. She was silent for a moment. She stared at the bright-eyed policeman in the passenger seat.
"Comrade police, may I know what is the case related to me? Otherwise, I am caught by you in a fog, and I really have no precautions? "
The little policeman listened to Lin Mosheng. At this time, he also carefully looked back and looked at Lin Mosheng's eyes.
What a clever night. He stood sideways between Lin Mosheng and the little policeman, looking at the little policeman with big watery eyes.
"Comrade policeman, if you are right, maybe he will hit you again."
Don't let your long hair loose late at night. At this moment, my hair was scattered, and a lock just slipped into Lin Mosheng's hand on his knee.
When Lin Mosheng was a child, she often heard from her mother that girls are fragrant and soft and should be held in the palm of her hand. But when he grows up, all the girls he meets will not be mentioned except those with body odor. The girls in the police academy are brave and fearless, covered in mud and sweat. Although they are all handsome, they are somewhat different from the sweet and soft girls his mother said. Now, Mo's hair is scattered in front of him, and a faint jasmine fragrance emerges in his mind.
Seeing that Lin Mosheng said nothing, the little policeman took the baggage and take the journey: "Yesterday, the car of Luo Chengkai, a real estate tycoon in this city, was intercepted by someone, fell off the river bridge and died ..."
Even if she was caught in the middle of the night, she looked relaxed, but after the police said this, her expression suddenly became serious, and even straightened up, and the hair that slipped on Lin Mosheng's hand instantly floated away.
"Who did you say died?"
Mo midnight's voice is very excited.
The little policeman expected such a big reaction that everything he had to say got stuck in his throat.
"Luocheng, the real estate tycoon of this city, do you know?" Lin Mosheng replied.
Don't talk late at night, just frown, and all kinds of emotions pass over his face. He is incredible, relieved and a little sad, but he soon smiles.
"Ha, he finally died."
2
Lin Mosheng got the news, which means that McCullough transferred half of his company shares to Mo Wanwan before his death.
McCullough's wife once lived a rich life with a pair of children. Where would she have thought that after the death of Luocheng, a man appeared out of thin air to rob them of property, saying only that it was a mistress kept outside Luocheng, and Luocheng would give her property only after listening to her pillow breeze.
Rich people support beautiful female college students. After the police station saw Mo's late-night real person, this guess became a fact. Lao Huang, who didn't go through the door at ordinary times, saw Mo enter the interrogation room behind Lin Mosheng in the middle of the night, and now he took the baggage and take the journey.
"If I have money, I also want to raise such a beautiful girl."
Mo's evening dress is a bit coquettish, and so is the peach blossom eye. Someone has described her like this before, saying that she must be a fox who lives in a ruined temple and waits for poor scholars to pass by.
This title of Fox is somewhat interesting. On the one hand, it may mean that she is beautiful, on the other hand, it means her personal style.
Ever since I learned that the deceased in the car was Luo Cheng, I sat in the interrogation room gloomily at night, still looking gloomy.
Lin Mosheng knocked on the table with a pen in his hand, which woke Mo up late at night and then asked, "What's your relationship with Luo Cheng?"
"It doesn't matter."
Lin Mosheng, Daoan, is this girl losing her temper? After thinking about it, I asked in another way: "The information we have shows that you may be Luo Cheng's mistress. Do you have anything to refute? "
Looking up at Lin Mosheng at night without hearing the news. "Will you believe me if I refute you?"
Lin Mosheng raised his eyebrows: "My ears are empty. I also got the news from others. If it's not true, you have to prove it to me, but it may be a bit difficult, because the information also shows your reputation at school ... "He considered the wording and said," Not very good. "
It's not that good, it's too bad.
What robbed someone else's boyfriend, was adopted by the rich, and made several boyfriends at the same time. What's more, she even said that she had an abortion.
The source of all this comes from a contradiction with my roommate at the beginning of my freshman year.
At the beginning of freshman year, a girl broke up with her boyfriend in Mo midnight dormitory. The next day, the boy turned to chase Mo midnight.
Mo was also confused at that time. She met the boy twice, and each time she met him in a hurry, and didn't even know his name. But her roommate didn't believe her and insisted that Mo had an affair with her boyfriend last night. Then her roommate changed her major and moved away.
But rumors spread word by word, from playing with other people's boyfriends to her changing three boyfriends a month.
Mo was so sad at first, but later, he was relieved. Moreover, he has been labeled for a long time, and sometimes in a trance, Mo really thinks he is that kind of person.
I don't know that Lin Mosheng has tried to be tactful in the middle of the night. It is difficult for this police uncle who seems to lose face to take care of her self-esteem. The long-strained nerve relaxed slightly, and she snorted and smiled.
"These things, you believe, it has, you don't believe, it doesn't, and my boyfriend doesn't care about these things ..."
"Oh, speaking of your boyfriend, I did a little research, and then I found that your boyfriend is gay, and he is only with you to hide it."
Don't smoke at the corner of your mouth late at night. It's the police. The investigation is unambiguous.
This embarrassing scene has been deadlocked for a long time. Mo finally succumbed to the authority of the police. Reluctantly, she said something.
"If I have to say that I and ..." She pondered the words and said, "As far as the relationship with the deceased is concerned, he is the biological father of my blood relatives."
When Mo said this late at night, the expression on her face was calm, even indifferent.
They also investigated Mo's family situation. When he was a child, he lived in an orphanage after his mother died. Although he was later adopted, he has been relying on financial aid to complete his studies. Among the recipients, there is Luo Cheng.
However, the fact that Mo is Luocheng's illegitimate daughter cannot be found out.
Now, hearing the news, Lin Mosheng just had a slight meal, so he motioned for her to continue.
Mo's mother got pregnant before marriage, and the family felt that this was a disgraceful thing and it was inevitable to be wronged.
Speaking of Luocheng, Mo's memory of him at night is vague. When I was very young, my mother would point to the man in the photo and say to her, this is your father. When I grow up at night, I can go to see my father.
When her mother was still alive, Mo had no feelings for her so-called father in Luocheng last night, but after her mother died, her relatives didn't want to adopt her, so they sent her to an orphanage. Mo began to have the idea late last night that the so-called father was her last relative in this world.
My mom said my dad's address earlier. She has a good memory and remembers it clearly. She ran out to find McCullough several times. Sometimes, she can only look at the father in a suit and tie from the side of the road. Finally, she was able to run to him once. When she revealed her and her mother's names, McCullough changed his face and quickly sent her back to the orphanage.
How ironic it would be to be sent back to the orphanage by my father.
Although I probably understand that McCullough is also forced, and can't accept the sudden extra daughter, Mo Ye can't accept being sent back to the orphanage by relatives late at night.
The accumulated hatred makes it difficult for Mo to admit that Luocheng is her father, but now it is a case, so Mo has to say it too late.
But about McCullough's transfer of property to her name, she never believed it.
Joke, how can a person who sent her back to the orphanage without being taken care of suddenly understand?
three
For more than ten years, her father, who turned a blind eye to her, suddenly gave her a huge sum of money before the temporary. For this kind of thing, don't be stupid at night. No matter how fierce his family in Luocheng is, the police can't produce evidence to detain Mo late at night.
Coupled with DNA identification, this is indeed McCullough's own daughter.
After a busy day, it was already evening. They asked Mo to make a final record and let her out.
Mo stayed in the police station for most of the night, and the heating kept her warm. Suddenly, the glass door was pushed open, and a demon wind blew on my face, as if she had dumped a big mouth in her face.
I don't smell my nose at night, and I feel a little sour in my eyes. After a few more steps, my body is colder. I don't know if I am too hungry. Don't suddenly feel empty at night. As soon as my legs went soft, I squatted on the ground.
When Lin Mosheng was driving home, he saw something squatting on the side of the road in the distance, and then he approached. Hey, that's the little girl who has just been questioned by him at the police station for a long time.
The girl's shoulders are slightly stirred up, which is the rhythm of crying.
Lin Mosheng drove to her side, opened the window and poked his head out.
"Can I help you?"
Don't bite your knee late at night, or you will cry. Suddenly I heard this voice, wiped a handful of tears at random, and said with a stuffy head, "No."
Just now in the police station, Lin Mosheng has noticed that there is something wrong with Mo's late-night mood. Even her father, who has been indifferent for many years, is still her last relative in this world. Suddenly she died, and the little girl was inevitably sad.
He is not good at comforting people, but after all, he tried the girl for a day, thought about it, and said in a slightly blunt tone, "I'm sorry for your loss." After all, people can't come back from the dead, and we will try our best to find the murderer ... "
Without a sound, Lin Mosheng's words angered the little girl. Mo suddenly stood up late at night and stared at Lin Mosheng in the car with red eyes.
"Who said I was crying because he was dead? I'm hungry! You took me to the police station without eating, and you locked me up for a long time for no reason. I'm starving. It's not enough to cry now. Do you still want to take me back? "
Don't show up late at night, it is an offensive beauty. Even today, when he was led into the police station, he still looked like a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers and walked with his own wind. But now he is angry with him with a pair of red eyes ... this is really a contrast.
Lin Mosheng really can't comfort people. Being scolded by Mo late at night, he was stunned. After midnight, Mo felt angry, snorted bitterly, and turned to leave.
Lin Mosheng looked at the back, and somehow, he drove over again.
I didn't see him catch up again in the middle of the night. I felt a little nervous and stamped my foot and said, "What are you doing?"
Lin Mosheng once bought ad calcium milk for friends and children in the car, which will be just useful. He found it and handed it to Mo Qiqi.
Leng Mo paused last night, understood his meaning, and thought that he was really hungry now, so he bowed his head to the authority and accepted the ad calcium milk. His tone was awkward and he cried and said, "Thank you."
Don't open the AD calcium milk in the middle of the night, bite a straw and drink it. Remembering what I yelled at him just now, he secretly looked up at him like a child who had done something wrong.
Don't look like this in the middle of the night, it's too delicate and touching, plus it's very late now, and the police station is quite far from her school. Lin Mosheng wanted to think and made a decision.
"Get on the bus, I'll take you back to school and take you to dinner."
Mo Ye quickly weighed the pros and cons in her mind, compromised, wiped her tears and bowed to Lin Mosheng.
"Thank you, Uncle Police."
Lin Mosheng corners of the mouth a smoke.
four
Lin Mosheng's original intention was to invite her to dinner. After all, such a little girl must have been hit hard by such a thing, but when he was ready to check out for dinner, he was not in a hurry to buy a late-night bill.
Mo stopped being depressed after eating last night. With two bottles of ad calcium milk in his hand, he smiled and said to Lin Mosheng, "Take me back to school and I'll treat you to dinner."
Said also handed Lin Mosheng a bottle of AD calcium milk in his hand. "I just lost my temper at the gate of the police station and came to talk to you. Sorry. "
She is still uneasy about her attitude just now. Lin Mosheng scoffed at this, but he didn't take it to heart. In his work, there are many people with bad attitudes. However, she apologized and he reluctantly accepted it.
Seeing that he took AD calcium milk from her, he didn't smile until very late.
"I did this cup of milk, and I laughed and hated it."
The case is still under investigation. Although he is not a direct suspect, he is also related to the case. From time to time, I was summoned by the police station and sat in the police station for half a day.
Although my first impression of Lin Mosheng was the image of a serious and cold police uncle, after several contacts, Mo realized Lin Mosheng's temper in the middle of the night, stopped resisting him as before, and even smiled and waved when he saw it from a distance, shouting "police uncle."
Of course, Mo Mo didn't think Lin Mosheng was really old, but his expression was always too rigid and serious, which made her cry that the police uncle was flirting.
Although Lin Mosheng never promised, he still shouted at night.
From time to time, there is such a beautiful little girl running around in the police station. Other single boys in the station just take a look, but this girl is with Lin Mosheng. Others shouted disappointment and thought that Lin Mosheng and the little girl had a chance.
Gossip policewoman secretly poked Lin Mosheng's words. Lin Mosheng, who is reading the case materials, replied without looking up: "I don't want another niece for myself yet."
Knowing that Lin Mosheng's personality is square, the policewoman dare not say much.
After more than a month's full investigation, the case made new progress and was found to be committed by a business partner.
Although Mo showed indifference to the case from the beginning, he only cooperated with the police and the people to investigate the case on the principle of cooperation. But when the truth of the case came out and the murderer was brought to justice, Lin Mosheng still felt that Mo's nervous nerves had been relaxed since last night.
McCullough's body was put in the morgue earlier, and then sent to be cremated and buried. Mo didn't go to the funeral last night, and he didn't deserve to go. Now that the truth of the case has come out, Lin Mosheng thinks it is necessary to take Mo to see Luocheng last night.
But when he asked Mo to go to the cemetery to see Luocheng late at night, Mo smiled instantly.
"He didn't come to see me once when he was alive, but he let me go to his grave when he died. What nonsense is this? "
When she was about to leave, Lin Mosheng tried to hold her, but she shook her hand and gave him a push.
This more than half a month, Lin Mosheng is quite indulgent to Mo midnight. First, she feels that she is a helpless little girl, and it is natural to be kind to her. Second, after Mo drank the AD calcium milk he sent her late at night, she naturally invited herself to get familiar with him.
This connivance is connivance, which actually makes the little girl move.
Of course, he won't be pushed away by Mo's small arms and legs last night, but he deliberately stepped back and said with a calm face, "You are assaulting a police officer!"
When he said this, passing policemen in police uniforms looked askance, but they didn't want to give in.
When Mo turned to leave late at night, Lin Mosheng shouted behind him, "I'll wait for you at the gate of the cemetery at eight tomorrow morning."
With such a shout, Mo Ran covered her ears in the middle of the night faster.
In the winter morning, the air is full of heavy chill. At 7: 30, Lin Mosheng had already driven to the gate of the cemetery and waited. Soon, he saw a girl in a black coat coming from a distance with a big bunch of white flowers.
Lin Mosheng didn't even realize it. His eyes opened quietly when he saw the girl who came slowly.
I don't go to Lin Mosheng's car late at night, and my expression is still awkward.
"I said you have a car, just drive directly to the gate of our school to pick me up, and let me take a taxi myself."
Lin Mosheng raised his eyebrows and teased her, "I thought you weren't coming."
Don't become angry from embarrassment in the middle of the night and threaten to throw flowers at him. Lin Mosheng took the flowers in her hand, got out of the car and walked into the cemetery.
Mo struggled all night, almost staying up all night, and made up his mind to come to the cemetery at dawn.
Her heart was rolling all night, even when she came out to buy flowers, it was still difficult to calm down, but as she got closer and closer to McCullough's tomb, she became more and more calm.
Watching McCullough's tomb is just around the corner, Mo suddenly pulls Lin Mosheng's skirts in front of him at night.
"What's the matter?" Lin Mosheng asked.
Don't loosen your skirt late at night, but pull it tighter. She looked up at Lin Mosheng, a head taller than herself, her eyes and nose flushed with cold wind.
"I realized that I might be killed by my competitors, so I made a will before I died and left a sum of money for my company, whether out of guilt for me and my mother or for other reasons." She paused and added, "In his heart, I still have it. In fact, he likes me a little, that is, my father likes his daughter. "
At the end, Mo's voice became smaller and his eyes became redder.
She looked helpless and suddenly bumped into the softest place in Lin Mosheng's heart. He reached out and patted her on the head like an elder and said affirmatively, "Hmm."
Although Lin Mosheng has been gentle as far as possible, Mo felt his skull was knocked by him at midnight.
She stretched out her hand and rubbed it, complaining in a low voice, "Everyone else is scratching their heads. How do I feel that you want to smash my dog's head like this? "
Lin Mosheng smiled. "Nobody said he was a dog's head."
He wanted to help her rub her head, but as soon as he reached out, he felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong. He took his hand back, turned around and said, "It's time to get down to business."
five
After coming back from the cemetery, Lin Mosheng and Mo never met again.
For McCullough to mo late at night that money, mo nature is accepted late at night. Her adoptive parents have raised her for so many years, and the family conditions are not particularly good, which is only a reward for them.
Originally, I thought it was over, and his fate with the little girl was over, but I didn't expect that a week later, Lin Mosheng met Mo Ye again at the police station.
When the policewoman told him, he still didn't believe it. In the past, he really saw Mo smoking a lot among a group of young men and women in the middle of the night.
Her hair is messy, her white skirt is stained with unknown stains, and there is blood on the front of the skirt. I think she has a nosebleed. The whole person looks so embarrassed
Seeing Lin Mosheng, she smiled awkwardly.
"What a coincidence."
Although she is a mess, at least she is human. People around her are either dyed with messy hair or wearing sloppy accessories. You don't have to guess that they are hanging out.
Lin Mosheng frowned and pulled Mo Wan out of the crowd.
"What did they do to you?
Although the tone is harsh, it is out of concern. Before Mo could explain, the policeman next to him spoke first. (Novel title: "Mr. Capricorn keeps a small fox in captivity", author: Peach Blossom Snow in March. From: read some stories every day and watch more exciting)
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