Make up a hundred jokes

Small joke set:

1, last night, I took the last bus home, and two guys were beside a pillar by the door, very much in love.

? Do you love me or not? The woman asked.

? Love, love you want two sausages and two bottles of red wine. ? The man replied.

? What do you mean? ?

? Just love you for a long time (sausage wine). ?

? Do you love me or not? It's the man's turn to ask this time.

? Of course, I love you. I like to hang an alarm clock in the toilet. The girl paused.

? What is this? The boy asked.

? Is to love from beginning to end. ?

Xiao Zhang's wife Xiao Yang is pregnant. One day, Xiao Yang and her husband talked about naming their children.

Xiao Yang:? Have you decided what to name our child?

Xiao Zhang: I am thinking about it. I haven't decided. ?

Xiao Yang:? No matter what your name is, you have to take my last name anyway. Don't think that you are the only child in the family, and I am the only one in our family. ?

Xiao Zhang: What's your name? JASON ZHANG, not so good. We have nothing to disclose. How about Zhang Weiyang?

Xiao Yang:? Do you still want to climb on my head and bully or something?

Xiao Zhang: How about Zhang?

Xiao Yang:? What Xiong Yang? You still want to bury people! I'm telling you, if you are so angry with me again, I won't have this baby. ?

Xiao Zhang: No,no. What about Zhang Jingyang?

Xiao Yang:? That's more like it. ?

My boyfriend is a football player. One day I asked him: What do you do on the court?

He replied:? I am a striker when I pursue you, a center when I deal with you, a defender when I take the bait, and a goalkeeper when you want to quarrel with me. ?

Small joke set:

1, the earth is round, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, it is true to love you, and it is impossible to marry you. If you have money, we are still destined!

2, it's not that women don't like to laugh, it's because laughing powder will fall off.

3. A man? Remaining soldiers? Code of conduct: attractive manners, ability to do things, money in my pocket, working like a coolie, motivation to pursue women, competitive pressure, and most importantly, giving instructions to beautiful women and strong execution!

4. Because everything happens for a reason and everything happens for a reason. Now that we have done it, what are we talking about?

5. The group matches before the national football team can be summarized as: the opening battle, the key battle, the backwater battle, the honor battle, and the battle four years later?

6. I feel very tired in the morning, tired in class, tired in eating, and tired all day, but at bedtime, I am not tired at all, but refreshed.

7. I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces and fake breasts! Never tolerate money being fake.

8. jane doe's signature: Hum, if you don't buy me a bag, you won't be allowed to eat pork buns for three months!

9. The poor and busy people are helpless, the bowl tester is a compromise, and the otaku is an escape.

10, people's youth is only two years: eighteen to twenty. . . . . Men over the age of twenty are unloved as long as they have no money.

1 1, oval face, red crisp hands, slender waist of willow leaves, small cherry mouth, almond eyes and eyebrows, as white as lotus root skin? You are so beautiful, even more beautiful than plants. You are the legendary vegetable?

12, happy to sick, funny to ridiculous, entertaining to stupid, celebrities to dirty.

13, why do women ask so many questions all day! Because they're missing one? Why? Chromosome? Make up for what is missing.

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