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Take the monkey alive

? The story of the dwarf monkey brothers

On the mountain of Yakushima, Japan, there lived a group of monkeys. The Monkey King is round and chubby, and is called "wooden barrel" by local people. There are some little monkeys in the group. Among the little monkeys, there are two thin and short monkeys, which are rare twins among monkeys.

However, they are not thin because of twins. No sooner had they been weaned than their mother died of illness. Among monkeys, there is a strict hierarchy. Without the care of the mother monkey, no one will protect them. They are always the last to eat some leftover food, so they grow thin and small.

But they always take care of each other and help each other. Whoever dares to bully one of them, the other will rush out and pounce on the bully. When they sleep, they also sleep side by side.

The locals also noticed them, calling them Short Big Brother and Short Second Brother.

This autumn, wild grapes are ripe and purple as black. Monkeys come here every day to eat sour and sweet mountain grapes. Soon, it will be difficult to find strings of wild grapes wrapped around branches and vines stuck to the ground.

However, the dwarf monkey brothers found a vine among the thorns, which was covered with black grape clusters.

They immediately got in and ate purple around their mouths.

At this time, a big female monkey came with her cubs. It glared at the two short monkey brothers and "chirped" twice, asking them to give up this place.

The female monkey is fiercer than the Monkey King's bucket. No way, the dwarf monkey brothers had to sneak out from the other side and watch the mother monkey and the monkey cub eat grapes in the distance.

The more they look at it, the more hungry they feel. Finally, they had to run elsewhere to find food.

Looking around, they found a strange thing: there is a box-shaped thing made of thin logs on the ground, about one meter long and half a meter high, which is filled with red fruits that monkeys like best.

The fruit is so red that they drool.

However, the red fruit should be hung on the branches. How can it be piled up in this wooden cage? A little suspicious! The dwarf monkey brothers giggled around the cage and grabbed the log and pulled it hard.

Just a second finally unbearable. Humming a song, he advised Big Brother Dwarf to jump in and eat delicious fruit together. But the short boss doesn't trust wooden cages. He shook his head, cocked his neck and stared at the red fruit motionless.

The short dick's stomach was so hungry that he couldn't help it any longer. He jumped into the cage and grabbed the red fruit to eat. Suddenly, with a bang, the cage mouth was blocked.

It turns out that there are some people living on Yakushima who hunt monkeys for a living. They made something called a "box trap" and captured the monkey alive. The short penis just fell into the box trap.

Thus, the short penis is inside and the short boss is outside. They dragged logs and shook the lid of the entrance, but the box trap did not move.

Outside, the short boss grabbed the paw extended by the short monkey brother and pulled it hard, but he couldn't pull it out.

Two dwarf monkey twins had to chirp, one inside and the other outside for help.

The first person who heard them cry for help was the Monkey King Barrel. It dropped a bunch of wild grapes that were about to be sent into its mouth and roared "sip-sip-". After a loud roar, it immediately ran to the dwarf monkey brother.

More than 50 monkeys are eating behind the Monkey King's bucket. Although monkeys want to fight and quarrel with each other, they will go to the rescue whenever their companions suffer.

More than fifty monkeys gathered around the box trap, and Qi Xin joined forces to pull and bite the logs that made up the cage. However, the hunter has smashed the four corners of the box trap into the deep soil, and the monkeys tried their best to save Brother Dwarf Monkey.

At this time, the monkey who is in charge of vigilance on the top of the tall tree cries "ho, ho, ho" to report the danger to everyone.

It turned out that there were three hungry wild dogs, sniffing the smell of the monkey and sneaking over, but they were discovered by the vigilant monkey. The monkeys quickly climbed up the tree. The Monkey King's barrel made a "uh-huh" sound and ordered everyone to leave immediately.

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