The funniest joke or slip of the tongue

One day, A, B, and C were traveling and were caught by the cannibals. The cannibal leader said: "I won't kill you if you behave well. Each of you will find three kinds of round ones." Fruit, I want 10."

After a long time, A came back and found 10 apples. The team leader said, "I will stuff all 10 apples into your asshole. Don't laugh, I'll let you go if you succeed." But when he got to the third one, he couldn't get it in, so A was killed. After a while, B came back and took 10 cherries. But when the ninth one was stuffed, he laughed, and he was also killed. In hell, A asked B: "Why are you laughing?"

B said: "I saw C carrying 10 watermelons back."

Bonus: C survived in the end

2. One day, a monk said to a child next to him: "Son, go buy a hamburger."

I have a few more, but they are too long. Don't want to fight. And you won’t give me a cent