Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Don't want to turn affection into a joke.
Don't want to turn affection into a joke.
2, no goodbye, no contact, no slander, no blessing, both sides bloom, each is well.
3, so a woman must find a man who has you in her heart, and don't be a joke of a man who doesn't love you.
The deepest miss is not that I am so sad that I call your name after drinking, nor that I miss you all day and all night, but that this feeling will always accompany you and penetrate into your life.
5. It seems that it no longer exists, but it still goes deep into your dream at midnight, revealing the peace you have painstakingly hidden, or turning around and looking back. Familiar scenes make you breathless, unable to cry, unable to swallow and persistent.
6. You can leave if you want, but you don't have to stay if you want to stay. It's just that I still think of you occasionally, just occasionally.
7. If you can't forget it, don't force yourself to stay in a corner of your heart, and life will continue. Life is so short that you should live comfortably.
8, I have experienced, confused, thank you for your rudeness, made me what I am today!
9. We always comfort others like wise men, but torture ourselves like fools. Don't blame others for letting you down. Most of the time, it's yourself who can't stand it.
10, will you suddenly think of me one morning after many years, and then burst into tears, only to find that you already owe me too much?
1 1. We all know that waiting is hard. Missing while waiting is like a hairball on a sweater, which can't be taken off.
12, some people, some things, some words, will know after they say it.
I am still stubborn. If you start that year again today, you will feel miserable and have no regrets.
14, my mood changes with him, so I'm really tired. I won't miss you deliberately these days, but I will forget it after a long time.
15. Why can we only meet, but we can't meet again? I love Mr. Li! Why can't I grow up to be what you like. I can wait for the storm, but I can't wait for you.
16, I can wait for the storm, but I can't wait for you.
17, I always thought it was false that others said I would be heartbroken. When I experienced that unforgettable feeling, my heart really hurt. On the familiar street, I was the only one who left later. Now I hear your news, but I feel it occasionally, but there is no waves.
18, I like that you are so humble, humble to the dust. When I woke up, my dream was full of tears. I think, one day I can also do it without asking about the return date, not contacting, and not wanting to wait.
19, may my life be: one room, two people, three meals and four seasons, may I have you for the rest of my life! Unfortunately, real life is: five days and six quarrels, seven meats and eight vegetarian dishes, let me think! This time, I decided to give up and turn around and go home!
20, really love a person to know what is the pain of strangulation.
2 1. After waiting for you for two years, you have remarried, and I can finally stop waiting for you. I'm going to start my own new life, too There are so many people who love me, I don't have to worry about you anymore, and I don't have to look forward to it anymore. I told myself that I would be fine.
22. Suddenly one day, if I don't receive your reply, you will never know my inner sadness. .
23. We often neglect the person who really loves you for the person you love.
24. Some people are suitable for forgetting and some things are suitable for collecting.
25. Why can't you forget it? Is it because he is not cruel enough or because he is not stupid enough?
27. I'm not going to contact you again, and I'm not going to miss you. Although this process is very difficult and takes a long time, I believe it will all pass.
28. We should have dreams, wine, endless poems and an open distance.
29. Last night, I dreamed that you sent me a WeChat saying that you liked me? Scared me out of my dream. Fortunately, this is a dream. I hid it well.
30. Yes, I had crazy ideas, but now I have finally survived the day when everyone is like you.
Share your feelings and sentences for the rest of your life.
Take care of yourself for the rest of your life. I just want to love someone all my life, no matter whether the ending is happy or sad.
2. It is not easy to meet you in the vast sea of people, but we missed it; Fortunately, I met you again, and I won't miss it again. When we meet again, I find that you are the greatest happiness in my life, even if I just accompany you silently, I am satisfied.
May the rest of my life be an umbrella in the dark and a good companion all the way.
I don't want you to work too hard and bloom too late. Looking back, love has come to an end. Qian Qian's care, Qian Qian's affection and Qian Qian's love have all melted into a kind of obsession. Continuous thoughts, soft and thick whispers, dissolved in pen and ink with acacia tears.
I love you, I just want to give you my love, hand in hand for life forever!
6. Don't care about people who don't care about you. Don't study people who don't study you. Don't worry about people who don't worry about you. Don't waste your time on a man/woman who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
7. Thinking about the days with you will come to mind like a movie. The rest of my life is really short, and I believe I will cherish everything.
8. I don't want to be your episode, I just want to be the perfect ending in your life.
I wish you happiness in the future, and all the tears you shed will be filled with joy.
10. May you be greedy but not fat, lazy but not ugly, live up to your family, be stupid and blessed, and be lucky forever.
1 1. How much he loves you depends on the way he mentions you in front of others.
12. When you get through those lonely and helpless moments, you will find that your original self is not as fragile as you think. It turns out that a person can live like a tribe.
13. It's snowing outside the window. Make a cup of coffee until it gets cold, and then I realize that I think of you again. How can you understand my expectations?
14. I can give you all my love, because you are the love of my life.
15. The way to make yourself precious is to manage yourself well, and you will stand at a new height and embrace more beautiful scenery.
Take care of yourself for the rest of your life. No matter how the years change, I will love you forever.
17. May your wish come true.
18. It will be you for the rest of your life!
19. I hope the rest of my life. Solitude is the universe, and gathering is the starlight.
20. You are not a bestseller, but you are a classic in my eyes. You are very durable. I am willing to spend my whole life reading you.
2 1. I chose not to start because I was afraid of losing it. But after a few years, I found that I still didn't seem to put it down. Although it is good to tell yourself that some emotions remain in my heart, I will still think of them from time to time.
22. I feel very happy to get together today because of my family's birthday. In recent years, struggling in a strange city has neglected a lot. For the rest of my life, my eyes will be red when I see this word, because time flies and life is short. Really, please love yourself, love the person you love, love the person you love.
23. Life always laughs at us being too young, but youth doesn't grow old easily.
24. Let me love you all my life.
25. Look down, work harder, give yourself some time, and forgive yourself for doing a lot of stupid things. Understand yourself and love yourself. The past will pass, and what should come is on the way.
26. A person has the world in his eyes. Two people, the world is you and me.
27. I hope that in the future, don't be confused, don't fall in love, don't be afraid of the future, and don't think about the past!
28. I hope that in the future, the rest of my life will be you, plain is you, and wind and rain are you. There is only you in my life, my favorite. Good night
29. How many amazing gifts are there in life that make me meet you and fall in love with you in the vast sea of people?
30. Who said your cooking was terrible? I will go home for dinner every day!
202 1 wechat good morning inspirational words
1, the first greeting of the day is sent to you, so that you have a good mood; The first blessing to you, I wish you a happy job; The first wish is for you. May you always be happy and warm. Good morning!
Youth is not to be squandered, but to be cherished. To this end, we should do something useful and memorable for our youth. Then, our youth is not wasted!
3. In the middle of the year, I am in a hurry; Flowers do not wither, and willows do not wither. Wages do not rise, positions do not rise; Excess youth is gradually sacrificed. The flower season has gone, and the rainy season is not there; Zhang Zhang tightly, I haven't seen you for half a year.
The best way to prepare for tomorrow is to concentrate all your wisdom and enthusiasm and do today's work perfectly. This is the only way for you to cope with the future. Good morning!
Life has given us a great and infinitely noble gift, that is, youth: full of strength, expectation, ambition of seeking knowledge and struggle, hope, confidence and youth.
6. Life is a cup of boiled water, which is sour in vinegar, sweet in sugar, bitter in coptis and spicy in pepper. There are many flavors of life, but we still have to experience them slowly.
7, as the saying goes: the road is uneven and someone shovels, and things are uneven and someone is in charge; But as the saying goes: sweep the snow in front of your own house, don't worry about other people's frost! I hope you don't be too selfish. Helping others means helping yourself!
8. Set an ambition, put it into action, work hard, work hard, and work hard again to make your life full of hope. Fierce success will wave to you sooner or later, so that your life will be engraved with a monument handed down from generation to generation.
9. Life needs games to relax yourself, but it is not a dance academy; Life needs art and elegant taste, but you can't indulge in fantasy; Life needs courage and the courage to explore, but we can't just do it!
10, happiness is the most important thing when people live all their lives. Having a healthy body, doing what you like happily and realizing your value safely is the greatest happiness in life.
1 1, I think I am a close person that people need-this is the greatest enjoyment of life and the highest joy. This is the truth, don't forget this truth, it will give you unlimited happiness.
12, there is nothing wrong with bowing your head. The mistake is that your head is so low that your waist is bent. When the waist bends, the basket can't keep its balance, and its dignity will fall out, scattered all over the floor and smashed to pieces.
13, Xiaoxi, never feel inferior to your shallowness, always firmly believe that as long as you move forward, you will eventually find the sea and grass, even if you can't give spring a faint fragrance, you must give the earth a light green!
14, I believe that no matter how bumpy the road ahead is, as long as we seize today, we will taste the sweetness of life in our struggle sooner or later. It is better to seize every minute of your life than to waste a month or a year!
15, don't give up what you once had; Cherish what you have; Don't take other people's things; What you want, you must work hard. But the most important thing is to be yourself in vain!
16, if emotions and years can be gently shredded and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I like what you said, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but I don't understand.
17, there is no need to crave others' understanding and recognition in life, because others have no such obligation. Live quietly, the heart does not move, and the wind can't help it. If you don't get hurt, the years will be fine.
18, maybe some people are hateful and some people are mean. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.
19, life doesn't need to be too tired, just feel moderate; Life doesn't need to be too sweet, too sweet will lead to pantothenic acid; Life doesn't need to be too rich, only when you are rich can you know you are poor; Life doesn't need to be too smooth, and setbacks make strong people.
20. Accept loneliness, accept loss, accept that you are incomplete, and occasionally be defeated by change. It may be hard to swallow, but when you can't bear it, learn to put it down.
2 1. When we are old, I will take out the photos we took together in the past, savor the time and count the memories. In my short life, your company is happiness, and I will cherish it all the way.
22. Don't feel that you will always be a loser because of one failure, and don't feel that you have been wrong for a lifetime because of one miss. Never want to get up just because you fell.
23. The sunflower in the green garden is exposed to the sun. Spring fills the earth with hope, and everything presents a scene of prosperity. I am always afraid that when the cold autumn comes, the trees in Ye Er will turn yellow and the grass will wither. A hundred rivers go east to the sea, when will they return to the west? A lazy youth, a lousy age.
24. Don't be looked down upon by others, get happiness from work, improve yourself morally, and wash away lead from emotion. No one is perfect, and the perfect way of life is not to be looked down upon.
As the saying goes, one careless move will lose the game, but as the saying goes, it is difficult to practice courage without taking three risks. If you want to succeed, you must have amazing courage, be timid and never succeed!
26, everyone has their own difficulties, the key is to see what kind of mentality to face; However, not everyone has a good attitude to face difficulties, which determines right or wrong.
27. I have always adhered to a belief that if I can't change the big environment, I will change the small environment and do what I can. You can't decide when the sun rises, but you can decide when you get up.
28. If my love is destined to be a one-man show, it is destined to be directed by one person and performed wonderfully. I will also devote all my true feelings, sing for him until flowers bloom and fall, and undertake a person's eternal life!
29. I don't know what I am doing now is right or wrong, but I didn't know this until I finally died of old age. So all I can do now is try my best to die of old age.
30. At every failed life station, we should applaud ourselves, although the applause is a little weak at this time. But it can increase your confidence, enhance your fighting spirit and increase your pride.
3 1, people must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises and letting go of everything. What you lost, in fact, never really belonged to you, and you don't have to regret it.
32. As the saying goes: There are not many friends, and life is all friends; But as the saying goes: many friends, many friends! May your bosom friend spread all over the world and be more happy!
33. Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the pain of failure destroys your will and determination to overcome difficulties. Because in that case, you won't have the courage to overcome difficulties. So, face failure bravely.
34. People should be self-aware and get what they deserve, and don't force what they don't deserve. Come by accident, and go away inevitably. What should come and what should go. Stay as much as possible between coming and going.
Don't expose others' boasting about yourself. It is not easy to muddle along. Don't tear up the last layer of smiling face, even for profit. Don't let the wind in one ear and out the other. You must do it yourself.
36. If you can't smoke, don't smoke; Don't drink if you can! This is a sign that we don't care about ourselves. If it's only because of some people, then let's not be stupid. People who love us will not make us sad.
Youth is a state of mind, not time; Youth is not in the bright and smart body with peach face and red lips, but in the spirit of lofty ideals, in the realm of daydreaming and in the prosperity of passion. The fountain of life is endless and evergreen all the year round.
38. Even if fate doesn't sprout, don't regret sowing it thousands of times; Even if the flowers don't bear fruit, don't die a thousand times and regret it; Even if you can never catch up with your dreams, you should not stop chasing them!
39. Wake up in the morning with a radiant face and smile for the future! At noon, glory is on your waist, hold your head high and live in the present! At night, glory is at your feet. Be yourself in a down-to-earth manner.
40. God has given you wisdom, and suffering is with you. Only in suffering can wisdom shine. It is cowardly to defeat the enemy without fighting, and it is foolish not to experience suffering.
4 1. Patience can support happiness, loyalty can support wealth, happiness can support longevity, exercise can support health, learning can support knowledge, quietness can support mind, industry can support wealth, love can support family, sincerity can support friends, and kindness can support morality.
42. Life is a sacred chaos. The universe is so perfect that we often can't understand it, but our future is our choice. We create the future through daily choices.
43. To put a new spring, you must pour out the existing old water; To get a rose, you must give up the rose you have; If you want to have a unique experience, you must have mental trauma.
44. Being good at discovery and thinking, there are sources of success everywhere. In fact, the essence of success lies in people's hearts. People who always think about success can be inspired everywhere.
45. Life can't be copied, there is only one life, and there is no regret medicine in the world. For your Excellence and success, please overcome all your weaknesses and take every step of your life seriously!
46, the product is not good, the work is better; Bad brand and good character; Bad luck, good luck; Bad habits, good temper; Bad plot, good mood; Love is bad, friendship is good.
47. Life is the same. It is inevitable that there will be ups and downs. Sometimes suffering and misfortune hang over you like endless night. At this time, you should light a lamp for yourself, not in your hand, but in your heart.
48. As the saying goes, everyone is for me and I am for everyone; But as the saying goes: every man for himself, the devil takes the hindmost! Don't think too much about yourself, but think more about others. Only when everyone has a small family can you have a small family!
49. It is inevitable that people will hurt each other, but some people's wounds heal quickly, while others heal slowly. The most important thing is to stand up again. Don't let the wound keep bleeding.
50. According to legend, happiness is a beautiful glass ball, which is scattered in every corner of the world after being broken. Some people find more, others find less, but no one can have everything. Cherish what you have now.
When the mood meets, each is well.
No matter how many lovers and relatives there are, at some point in life, we can still be alone.
I won't force you to love me, but you can't force me not to love you.
Love and hate, like water, will eventually dry up. So is love, and so is hate.
The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.
For the rest of my life, snow is you, plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you.
Spring doesn't have to be early, winter frost won't be late, we get together and leave, and everything is just right.
When you understand that losing is far more practical than having, you can live with relief, but hard work is required.
It doesn't matter whether we meet or not. I'm glad you came, and I don't regret your leaving.
It took me so long to find out that all the things I thought I couldn't make it through were over.
Only the feet know the right shoes; Only the heart knows the right person. Take a thousand roads, only one is suitable; If you meet all kinds of people, one person is enough.
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