Humorous phrases about eating dinner and drinking (60 sentences)

It's good to drink. I feel like a dog. I want to spit bubbles at you.

It's cool to drink for a while, and it's cool to drink all the time.

Grassroots cadres don't drink, and there is no hope at all.

I will do it first, and you will be free.

There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

6. Wine meets bosom friends and poetry is sung to people.

7. Without drinking, there is no future.

8. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

9. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.

10. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is fragrant.

1 1. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

12. Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.

13. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.

14. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

15. Reminds me of you, but you forgot me.

16. I have been making trouble for several years and I have been in a daze for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

17. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

18. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

19. Stop drinking from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget this sentence!

20. Brother, you drink this wine first, and I'll take care of it.

Humorous jingle of eating supper and drinking, the second sentence 2 1. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

22. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

23. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?

24. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

25. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

26. When we get together, we are bosom friends. I'll start with two soothing drinks.

27. The average woman doesn't drink alcohol, and the women who drink alcohol are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.

28. Men don't drink, go around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends;

29. rhetoric, spirits and heroism.

30. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

3 1. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

32. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

33. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

34. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

35. I'll get you some drinks, and you can carry them when I'm drunk.

36. You don't drink enough.

37. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

38. The masses are blind and the unit lacks funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

39. I was never your name when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the forefront of the years and grew up with you.

40. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.

I've had a stomachache for a long time, so I'll drink some wine and it won't hurt.

42. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

43. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

44. The guest gets drunk, otherwise the host will feel ashamed.

45. No matter how hard life is, wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.

46. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

47. Move your ass to show respect.

48. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

49. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

50. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

5 1. As long as you and I have a good relationship, drink as much as you can.

52. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "As soon as the ass is lifted, it starts again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

53. The people who died in the war died, and the living people will continue to live and drink, and remember the time when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

54. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be left for her son for 18 years.

55. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

56. No drinking, no future;

57. I drank wine today and got drunk today.

58. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

59. Drink less blood and wine. If you drink too much, you won't live.

60. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

Humorous sentences about eating and drinking at night

Humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking at night 1. Middle-level cadres don't drink and have no information at all.

It is said that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

Only when you are drunk and ambitious, dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

4. I said I was drunk to eight, and my wife loved me to eight, but you threw up until you broke up.

If floating life is a dream, what fun is there?

6. Qianshan always loves thousands of waters and drinks less.

7. When the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

8. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. One short step makes a long regret. Look for water at night and get up early to regret it.

9. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

10. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.

1 1. The biggest sorrow is that I love what is in the cup, but regret my ignorance.

12. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

13. I feel shallow, lick it.

14. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.

15. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

16. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

17. Oh, let a brave man take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

18. If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.

19. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

20. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

Humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking in the evening 2 2 1 As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

22. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

23. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

24. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.

25. Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

26. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

27. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

28. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

29. two cups a day, it will be uncomfortable not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

30. I have been in a daze for one year and half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

3 1. How about two bites?

32. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

33. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

34. The people who died in the war died, and the living people will continue to live and drink, and remember the time when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

35. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

36. Show your talents in the crisis. My sister drinks a cup of Song He for my brother.

37. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

38. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a rift in my feelings.

39. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

40. No one can understand your frown, and no one can get drunk with you. I blame myself for asking for trouble and want to understand that you feel bad.

Humorous sentences of eating supper and drinking at night 3 4 1. It is said that lovers love to drink until they are drunk, but who doesn't vomit when they drink?

42. I have stories and wine. Would you like to go with me?

43. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "As soon as the ass is lifted, it starts again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

44. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

45. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

46. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

47. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

48. In life, drinking is everywhere.

49. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

5 1. No drinking, no future;

52. Strong feelings, not enough to drink.

53. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

54. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

55. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

56. Swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.

57. Wine nourishes the soul, and water nourishes people. You won't come back until dawn.

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

59. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

60. It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

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Selected interesting sentences are fluent.

1) The stream is rushing ~ Children sleep like frogs, and ghosts croak to see who sleeps like frogs!

2) You look like you were run over by a car and bitten by a donkey. You are the most shocking and failed person in the history of human creation!

3) The gate is several feet high, three feet six feet. Riding a horse, carrying a broadsword, walk into the city gate and cover it (hand in hand around the city gate, and the replacement that is just covered by the city gate is the city gate.

4) There was a flood in your house yesterday. Your mother became a water turtle, and your father became a bird, flying all over the sky.

5) Under the crystal blue sky, the spring breeze is blowing slightly, butterflies are dancing on the grass, and the fragrance of the earth is flowing in the air. You lie there basking in your stomach and think proudly: Ah, I will be a toad in the next life!

6) The bitter cauliflower has just sprouted. My sister and I had a cup of tea, which was fragrant and sweet. My sister and I went to the garden. There was a puddle under the garden tree. Don't cry. My sister and I rolled up ribbons as daughters-in-law, and red silk pants were wrapped in green. Aunt Wang went to deliver the meal and tucked it around her waist.

7) Mom won't buy rice to starve you, and Dad won't buy food and sell you pickles.

8) Minibus dog, wearing a bell, shakes to the assembly, wants to eat peaches, apricots and eggs with chestnut noodles.

9) I found ten yuan by the roadside and gave it to the popsicle seller. Seeing her nodding at me with money, I said happily, wife, change!

10) high heels, high-heeled socks, my name is high-heeled children,,, high-heeled children are not at home, high-heeled children ask me what's wrong, and I say my socks are tied ~

A complete collection of interesting sentences.

1) The bright line is at the foot of my bed, lying in the middle. Many people take turns, and few people sit in the village.

2) The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, and birds say, Oh, why are you charged ~

3) The wolf is coming, and the tiger is coming. The old monk came with a drum on his back. How much is this drum?

4) You said you, Grandpa, I taught you to practice the sword, you practiced the sword, you didn't practice on the sword, you practiced! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother?

5) In the southeast and northwest, straw builds a house, and the knife is pulled out from this angle (a game played by four fingers is difficult to explain).

6) If you don't take a shower in spring, mosquitoes will bite everywhere, and if you come to a big bear at night, no one will run away.

7) Seeing that you are well-proportioned, handsome, charming, loved by everyone and full of flowers, you must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself!

8) You came to me, grinning, and stole my two cents. My two cents have been saved for 800 years. Oh, you are shameless.

9) I didn't bring any money when I touched my pocket.

10) People give you two pieces of candy and you dig toilets for them. There is no light in the toilet, and the toilet is pitted. You beat Baba almost without sacrifice!

1 1) In the tournament, the river is flowing. My sister and I pick cotton. My sister picked a large handful, but I only picked a small one. My sister got a big red flower and I got a doll. three years old

12) You were short of calcium and love since childhood. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

13) one, two, one, the cat blew up the cigarette, and the old man ate the cigarette, and his ass would smoke (when he saw a soldier running by on the road, he shouted hard. Troops can shout twice a day for long-distance running training in the morning and evening, and they are never late. Dialect can only shout out the taste).

14) When laughing brightly, the wolf hanged himself; You scream gently, and the chicken flies and the dog jumps; Your chic stop stinks to death; You sweat with excitement, and lice suffer; You are uglier than a ghost if you don't dress up; As soon as you dress up, the ghost becomes paralyzed!

15) Your eyes are like two stars on the horizon: one is big and the other is small; Like the moon on the 16th,

16) If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry, it's a gift from the God of Happiness, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on! Because ~ ~ smashed silly!

17) a slap on the wall can't be buckled! ! !

18) You are simply handsome, cool and stupid!

19) You have a shoehorn face. You put on/kloc-0.08 kg of foundation and took off your makeup. Your face is as disgusting as lard God gave you a sorry face, but forgot to say sorry!

20) Your mother's head is like a ball, your waist is like a sickle, and your ass is like bread!

2 1) eyes are big and small, and you should see everything (scold greed and petty gain).

22) Since ancient times, there are few charming women on the Internet, with crooked melons and cracked dates lined up, and occasionally a few mandarin ducks call, which is also an adulteress with perverts!

23) big forehead, big forehead, it rains, don't worry, people play umbrellas, you play big forehead.

24) senior cream and sugar, senior ladies go to the toilet. When you feel that there is no paper in your pocket, there are two pieces of shit in your ass.

25) Yan Banglang, drink rice soup, smash the bowl, pick up his wife, her wife cries, go back to her mother's house, buy an umbrella, the umbrella is high, buy a knife, the knife is fast, it is easy to cut vegetables, the vegetables are salty and the salt is long. Buy a dog, and the dog will bite your mother's pig grandma.

26) One meter, two meters, three invitations, riding a red horse, crossing the south of the Yangtze River, three red flags, liberating Taiwan Province Province ~

27) Fat people play mahjong. When they kick their feet, they fart and their breasts shake.

28) Eat milk, drink bread, carry the train to the purse, get off the purse and go south. I saw a man bite a dog, picked up the dog and cut stones, and stones bit the dog!

29) The doll wears red shoes and twists and turns to school. The teacher thinks she is very young. She dances for the teacher, but the table is not good. If she can't get up, she will come to school, learn culture, draw pictures, and the Tu Tu Library and Museum are out of control. There is a fire, a fire truck, and a big nose! Big nose, living in a foreign building, a group of monkeys under the foreign building, the monkeys ran away, the building fell down, and big nose was so angry ~

30) As long as you live worse than me and die before me, you can't do anything, and all bad luck surrounds you; As long as you don't live as well as me and die before me, you will be fine until you are old.

Learn from Li Xiangyang and never surrender. When the enemy comes for me, I will jump off the cliff. If the cliff doesn't work, I'll drill a hole in the ground. There is an explosive in the hole to kill Xiaoyueben ~

32) You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention.

33) I go to bomb schools and I'm not late every day. Run as soon as you pull the string, and the school explodes with a bang ~

34) It is said that one day, you picked up a magic lamp from the roadside; When you wipe, a devil appears; He said: You can have a wish! You said: I want to live forever, I want to be invulnerable, I want to learn to swim! Results ~ Ka! You became a turtle.

35) As far as your honor is concerned, people resent you and ghosts roar at you; It's rare to scare a couple, but it's good to scare a car; Be sure to resist the pressure when talking to you! All are just! So as not to be intimidated by your stink! I have seen lazy people, stupid people, poor people who have not eaten or drunk; Only you can be ugly to death like never before!

I don't care if you don't love me. The world is full of beautiful women, and she will be gentler than you!

37) You look more poisonous than fake milk powder, and I feel poisoned when I look at it.

38) My Fair Lady walked in front, her long hair was so gentle, and she suddenly turned around ~ Wow! How ugly!

39) Bang, Hua, Japanese devils come to your house, dig your father's big feet, pick up a stick and ram your mother!

40) Sunday morning is white, and the old people who collect garbage line up. With a wave of his hand, the captain rushed to the garbage dump, with broken shoes and socks flying all over the sky!

Humorous sentences about eating and drinking with good brothers

Humorous sentences about having supper and drinking with good brothers 1. If others don't know, unless you drink.

As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

If you don't cry, you won't get drunk.

4. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

Reminds me of you, but you forget me.

6. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last for a long time. Nothing can be done without wine.

7. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

8. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

9. I'll get you some drinks, and you can carry them when I'm drunk.

10. Wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

1 1. If you can drink or not, lead the secretary.

12. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.

13. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

14. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

15. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

16. I will drink half a catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

17. If you can drink one or two, drink two. Such a friend is generous enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;

18. From now on, throw away the wine.

19. Women are crazy about drinking, while men are worried about drinking.

20. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

Humorous sentence 2 1 eating supper and drinking with good brother II. Two or three games a day, four or five taels per meal. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.

22. deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

23. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up.

24. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. What do I want?

25. Friends should drink, whether it is good or bad.

26. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

27. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, and I have to wait on them.

28. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

29. It's better to doze off than not to get drunk.

30. One hundred cups to drink and one pillow to pack spring dumplings.

3 1. You know there are already 1000 glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.

32. You don't drink enough.

33. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

Be careful when drinking, and don't get drunk after drinking.

35. Bold words and spirits are heroic. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

36. If you don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.

37. Back to Jialing River, drinking is soup.

38. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

39. I once drank too much with leaders and others. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

40. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

Humorous sentence 3 4 1 about having supper and drinking with good brothers. How bitter life is, the wine is choking, and nine times out of ten the wine is not satisfactory.

42. Drink only drinks, but leaders don't want them.

43. Do you drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

44. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

45. If you can't reach the food, stand up.

46. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.

47. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

48. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

49. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

50. Seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.

5 1. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

52. Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.

53. Market economy competition, have a drink.

54. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

55. Brother, you drink this wine first, and I'll take care of it.

56. People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.

57. Promotion is too early.

58. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

59. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

60. Worry is all in wine and hidden in your heart.