What are the coldest jokes?

Cold joke 1 Where do users like to turn off their phones best? Someone said in Ningbo: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off. . . 2. Which two kinds of vegetables use mobile phones? Radish and cabbage 3 Who does Phelps admire most from China? Ba Jin 4. One day, eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "It's taking a photo again!" " The old leader lamented that you are so happy, and there are many young ladies everywhere. At that time, not only was I on a business trip, but my family of seven were all crowded together. If I want to make out, I have to sprinkle candy outside the door and shout, "Son, I'll hold your mother down and grab the candy!" " ! ! "6. Where do mobile phone users like to go best? Jilin Tonghua "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is busy" 7. Doctor ~ come and see me! I have amnesia! When did you find out that you had this disease? What's wrong ... 8. One day, a coffee cup and a glass were walking on the road at the same time. Suddenly someone shouted from behind, "Look out, there is a car!" "As a result, the glass was crushed. . Coffee cup is very good. Why? Because coffee cups have ears and glasses. 9. What is your annual salary? B: Eight million. A: There were 800,000 that month. Yes, this is the basic salary. A: Not bad. What do you do? B: dreaming 10. What's your last name? My last name is Weiwei. What? Why not? My father's surname is Wei, so my surname is Wei ~ 1 1. In front of a Lanzhou ramen restaurant, "Boss, pull a bowl of noodles!" "If you dare to eat, I will dare to pull!" "..." 12. Who lives in the dark? Tinker bell (because I can't see my fingers) 13. A child and his father went to the public bathhouse to take a bath. Because the ground was wet, the little guy slipped and grabbed his father's little jj in a hurry and didn't slip. However, this hurt his father very much. His father scolded him: "Son of a bitch, if you come with your mother, you will die." 14. There was a male deer running faster and faster on the road, and finally it became a high-speed male deer. There is a cautious male deer running faster and faster on the road, and finally it becomes a cautious high-speed male deer 15 ... this car can fly ... guess a drink ... coffee. ...