Which one has brain teasers and jokes related to lovers? The more the better! !

1: loudest lover, late at night, the young man sent the girl home, and the door was inseparable. After kissing deeply for half an hour, the girl's father opened the window and shouted, Bastard, let go of my daughter! The young man was frightened, but he summoned up his courage and said, Uncle, we really love each other. The girl's father was angry: kiss her and ring our doorbell ... 2: I fell in love with her at first sight, and intuitively knew that there must be some mysterious fate between us. Really? Have you talked to her? Of course, I chased it very hard and told her at the last minute that my father was a millionaire with my killer. Wow, then you must live happily ever after. We live together. She is my stepmother now. The most legendary lover once had two tigers. They are brother and sister, but they are in love. This love is shocking. The other tigers in the family couldn't stand it, so they were punished for cutting off their limbs, but they persisted together, which was really touching. So someone made a song for them, which was handed down from generation to generation: two tigers, two tigers, run, run. One has no ears, the other has no eyes. Very strange, very strange. 4. The most distant lover, the man chasing after the woman, has been repeatedly defeated and chased, and both of them are miserable. Man (eagerly): Tell me! What is wrong with me? You talk, I change! ! Woman (more urgent): What about me? Where am I good? Tell me, and I'll change! ! 5. Perfect lover: Am I fat? Man: No, the figure of an angel is the most standard. Woman: Am I not pretty enough? Man: Who said that? You can give me the greatest sense of security. Woman: Do you think I'm smart? M: Of course, otherwise so many people chose me. Woman (satisfied, but also angry): Hum, why should I marry you? Marrying you will hurt you! Man (nodding desperately): Yes, I feel the deepest when you pinch me.

6. A couple snuggled up sweetly in the park. Men can't help sneaking around when they see that women's hair is so supple. The woman said coily, "Alas! Hate! " The man's heart itched even more and stole it again. The woman said, "Well, no!" " "The man listened to, the heart will fly, and touched it again. Suddenly, the woman stood up and said rudely, "don't touch it!" My wig is falling off! ! ! "

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