What are some jokes about foreign doctors?

I am a German and a doctor. My name is Walker. I opened a clinic outside Linjiang Gate in Chongqing. A patient came today. I didn't look up and asked coldly, "What's your name?" He said his name was Liu Dachuan, and he was 24 years old. His eyes were injured by bandits. I untied the bandage on the patient's right eye, which was badly hurt. I paused and looked at the patient again. I asked him what he did, and he said he was a post office clerk. I hit the nail on the head and said, "You are a soldier! I have been a military doctor and suffered such a heavy injury that only soldiers can calm down! " The patient smiled. He said, "If you say I am a soldier, I am a soldier!" I'm not as cold as I was at first. My eyes softened and I told the nurse to prepare for the operation. When I was changing my gown, the nurse came to tell me that the patient refused to use anesthetic. I was very angry and told him that it depends on the doctor's orders. He said, "Dr. Walker, my eyes are too close to my brain. I'm worried that the use of anesthetic will affect my brain. And I need a very sober brain in the future. " I froze again and stammered, "You, can you stand it?" Your right eye needs to cut off the necrotic eyeball, carrion and new polyps! "He said to give it a try. I have always been calm, but this time my hands are shaking and sweat is rolling on my forehead. The nurse wiped it over and over again. Finally, I couldn't help saying to the patient, "You can't stand it." He still didn't say anything. Finally, after the operation, I said to him, "I was really worried that you would faint." "The patient is pale. He smiled encouragingly and said, "I've been counting your knives." I was surprised and asked in disbelief, "How many times did I cut?" "72 knives" I was shocked and shouted: "You are a real man, a talking steel plate, and you are a military god!" He said, "You flatter me." I called the nurse out, closed the door and asked the patient, "What's your name? "He said his name was Liu Bocheng, and I was in awe:" I've heard a lot about you. Nice to meet you. " Liu Bocheng held out his hand in a friendly way. I am a German and a doctor. My name is Walker. I opened a clinic outside Linjiang Gate in Chongqing. A patient came today. I didn't look up and asked coldly, "What's your name? "He said that his name is Liu Dachuan, 24 years old, and his eyes were injured by bandits. I untied the bandage on the patient's right eye, which was badly hurt. I paused and looked at the patient again. I asked him what he did, and he said he was a post office clerk. I hit the nail on the head and said, "You are a soldier! I used to be a military doctor, and only soldiers can calm down after such a heavy injury! "The patient smiled, and he said," If you say I am a soldier, I am a soldier! "I'm not as cold as I was at first. My eyes softened and I told the nurse to prepare for the operation. When I was changing my gown, the nurse came to tell me that the patient refused to use anesthetic. I was very angry and told him that it depends on the doctor's orders. He said, "Dr. Walker, my eyes are too close to my brain. I'm worried that the use of anesthetic will affect my brain. And I need a very sober brain in the future. " I froze again and stammered, "You, can you stand it? "Your right eye needs to remove the necrotic eyeball, cut off carrion and new polyps!" He said give it a try. I have always been calm, but this time my hands are shaking and sweat is rolling on my forehead. The nurse wiped it over and over again. Finally, I couldn't help saying to the patient, "You can't stand it." He still said nothing. Finally, after the operation, I said to him, "I'm really worried that you will faint." The patient is pale. He smiled encouragingly and said, "I've been counting your knives." I was surprised and asked incredulously, "How many times did I cut?" "72 knives" I was shocked and shouted: "You are a real man, a talking steel plate, and you are a military god!" He said, "You flatter me." I called the nurse out, closed the door and asked the patient, "What's your name?" He said his name was Liu Bocheng, and I was in awe: "I've heard a lot about you. Nice to meet you." Liu Bocheng extended his hand in a friendly way.