Jokes suitable for kindergarten children

1, an ant sees an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed. When the companion saw it, he asked, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shh! Be quiet, I will trip him! "

A rich man hired a teacher to teach his son to read. On the first day, the teacher taught him to write "one, two, three". The rich man's son thought the original word was so simple that he told the rich man that he had learned to write. The rich man was very happy and asked him to write a hundred words.

I saw a child skipping rope on the roadside last night, counting while jumping, panting. I went up to him and asked him, "How many children have you skipped?" He said, "It's 250." I said it was good and awesome, and I left. I took two steps and heard him continue counting: "260,270,280!" " "

There are two cows grazing on the grassland in Australia. One of them said to the other, "Mad cow disease is prevalent recently. Do you think we will get it? " The other end of the phone replied, "What are you afraid of? Aren't we kangaroos? "

The thief stole a chicken and was plucking its hair by the river. At this moment, a policeman came over and the thief quickly put the chicken into the river. The policeman asked, what are you doing? What is in the river? The thief said that it was a chicken. It is going to cross the river. I'm here to look after his clothes ...

6. Do cows smoke? Two farm children were chatting, and one suddenly asked, "Do your cows smoke?" "Are you crazy? How can cows smoke? " "Oh, then, maybe your cowshed is on fire."

7. Mom said, "Don't leave until tomorrow what you can do today." The son said, "well, give me the cake just now." I ate it all today. "

8. Save money "Dad, you can save money!" "Save what money? Children. " "You don't have to spend money on textbooks for me this year. I have failed. "

9. Once a father saw his son in front of the game hall and said angrily, "You don't know anything about learning, but you only know how to play games. Nine times out of ten, I have seen you here! " The son said, "I am less than you once!" " "

10, Enlightenment "Mom, are people really monkeys?" "yes." "Oh, no wonder there are fewer and fewer monkeys."

1 1, the father blamed his son: "The neighbor Zhang is very unhappy because you hit his son in the eye. You said it was an accident, is it true? " "Of course it's true," said the son. "I want to hit him on the nose."

12, why did the child: "Dad, what kind of cigarette is this?" Dad: "Remember, smoke is a chimney." Child: "Oh, I see! Why is dad's nose not called' chimney'? "

13, a pedestrian asking for directions asked a child, "Little brother, may I ask you: Where do these two roads lead?" The child said, "The one on the east side can lead to my house. The one in the west, but not to my house. ...

14, dutiful son: "What will you do if I get the first place in the class?" Father: "Then I am really happy!" " "Son:" Dad, don't worry, I won't let you die! " "