Give me some cold jokes, it must be very cold,

1, there is a male deer, it goes faster and faster, and finally becomes a highway (deer)!

There is a matchstick. I suddenly felt itchy when I was walking, so I scratched and caught fire with too much force. ......

Go to the hospital for emergency treatment, and when you come out, you will become a cotton swab. ...

3. A penguin was bored, so he pulled out his own hair to kill time, and finally pulled out the last hair. Then it suddenly said, Oh, it's so cold.

Two bananas are walking in the street in tandem. The first one suddenly said, it's too hot, I'm going to take off my coat, and then the last one slipped.

5. A little penguin asked his grandma: Is grandma a penguin?

Grandma said: Yes, of course you are a penguin.

Then he went to ask his father: Is his father a penguin?

Dad said: Of course, you are a penguin.

Penguin: But I feel so cold. ....

6. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek club whose leader had not been found.

Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf.

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "

Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

8. Stones fight with rice cakes, and stones fly up and kick rice cakes into the sea.

Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who decided to join the army for life, so they made an oath with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and agreed to meet her three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away. However, the boy has been waiting.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rice cake!

9. Tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who privately decided to spend their lives, but the boy needed military service, so he made an oath with the girl and gave her a diamond ring, promising to meet her three years later. At that time, rings were used as wedding rings.

Three years later, the boy heard the news of a woman's marriage on the boat home. He was so sad that he threw the diamond ring into the sea in despair. Three days later, the ship landed. The boy went to a small restaurant in the street for dinner. A fish was brought. He picked up the fish and took a bite. He took a bite of something hard and spit it out. Guess what he saw.

Fish bones! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

10, there is an old man who sells "forgetful water" drinks. What's his name?

The answer is "Aha". Aha ~ give me a cup of forgetful water.

1 1, q: A rabbit is racing with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

A: Rabbit ~ ~

Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

A: Mm-hmm. Tuziba

Q: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

12, a lumberjack went to apply.

Go to the Woods ahead and see ... see how many trees you can saw in a minute. .....

In a minute. ....

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ......

Foreman: Never heard of it ... I only heard of the Sahara Desert. ......

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

13, "towel" said to "coin": You are worth a hundred times if you wear a doctor's hat.

The "minister" said to the "giant": My area is the same as yours, but I have three rooms and two halls.

Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?

"Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff?

"Doing" says to "doing": Balance is the last word.

"Bing" said to "Qiu": You see how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown up.

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

"He" said to "Dan": Timid, please hire a bodyguard?

Yue said to Yue: It's time to lose weight.

"Fork" said to "you": When is the whole time? What is the mole on your face?

14, Asun and appa have nothing to talk about and say goodbye to each other.

A song: "Recalling childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day."

Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years."

A song: "Father's Day is in ten years."

Apa: "It will be the days of the elderly in a few decades."

A song: "In a few decades."

Appa: ". Tomb-Sweeping Day. "

15. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met in the street. Why don't they say hello? (assuming they can talk)

because ....................

Because they are strangers ~ ~! Ha ha laugh