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Don't be angry with your husband.
1, honey, it's late at night. In this distant place, I embrace you with open arms and kiss you warmly, just like at home. There will inevitably be some unpleasant things in life, but you should know how to face and solve them and face yourself squarely. Life geometry need not be too demanding, let nature take its course as well. Missing is an unspeakable pain, and my heart will get sick for you. Now, when can you smile beside me? A woman always meets a man who makes her feel pain in her life, and through this pain, she can feel the real existence and love of the other person. You are the person I have ever met. 5. Different time, different place, different people, change space, change face, change language. In such differences and changes, the only constant is the affection between you and me. 6. The road comes out step by step. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life and cherish you more! 7. Don't be cold to your husband and don't make him jealous. You have to give in before quarreling, and I have to hold on when my husband hits me. 8. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel like a spring breeze, which warms and melts my heart. 9, what kind of' words can't replace my guilty mood, how can I get your forgiveness? 10, honey, let's not quarrel in the future, okay? I will never quarrel with you with my wayward temper to make you angry. 1 1. Right or wrong, I want to say sorry on this beautiful day. If our acquaintance in the vast sea of people is the fate arranged by heaven, let's start from the beginning. 12, honey, will you accept my apology? Will you forgive me for being so willful, selfish and overbearing? 13, honey, I will never be willful again! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Every time I quarrel with you, I really want to apologize to you, but every time I get to my mouth, I am too proud to say anything. Would you please not be angry? 14 honey, I'm sorry. I shouldn't be so headstrong, so disobedient and so ignorant. I shouldn't quarrel with you regardless of your feelings every time. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. 15, honey, you clearly promised me that in the future, no matter how angry we are with each other, we will not break up with each other casually? Are you really, really angry with me? 16, if I were the wind, I hope I can bring you a cool summer. If I were a frog, I would only know song for you. But I'm just your husband, so wash my underwear. 17, I never want to hurt my friends, but I am always careless. My intuition tells me that you are angry. If it is my fault, please relax and give a little forgiveness! 18, honey, promise me that we won't quarrel again in the future, ok? 19, I am not good, I will review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I should have passed. Dear, please forgive me. 20. I'm not angry with you anymore. An open-minded and respected person like me will surely forgive you for still being angry with me! 2 1, your unintentional injury hurt you and hurt me. If anything offended you and angered you yesterday, I will apologize today, so that you and I can still be under the same umbrella tomorrow. 23. Husband, I know that sometimes I am really headstrong and unreasonable and make you angry. Although I often make you angry, it is not my intention. I love you enough to give up my life. 25. Sorry, I haven't met you, but I've been thinking about you. I have never forgotten how happy I am when I am with you. 20, you are the gas field, I am an idiot; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction. Although we often quarrel and say angry words to you, I still love you very much in my heart. 27. Can't you tolerate the mistakes made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will make up for my mistake with my practical actions! Don't be angry with my husband. 1. Make my husband happy. 1. If you don't understand anything, kiss me. 2. Are you a book? The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep. You and I have nothing to talk about except being in love. 4. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts. The doctor said that my blood sugar is low, so I need you to say something sweet to me. 6. I miss you every catty of my body. They are as heavy as missing. 7. Do you know that I have two loveliness? One is that I am cute, and the other is that I love you. 8, don't be polite to me, sooner or later you are registered permanent residence. I like you very much without permission. I'm sorry. 10, my brother's leg is not a leg, but a spring on the Seine. My brother's back is not a back, but a Bulgarian rose. Second, if you coax your husband, 1. If I eat sugar all day, is it not sweet? Don't kiss me. 2. There is a kitten who is particularly attached to you. I must have changed. 3. Don't let me see you or I will like it once. 4. I am so wronged, and people are just angry. I like you very much today, I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again. 6. I am an angel, and I am a little princess. Is there anything I can't solve with a little coquettish? 7. Don't quarrel with me, or I will kiss you easily. Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness. 9. When my hand poses for you, you should pretend to be shot and say ahhh. 10, you are not angry anymore. Hey, hey, come and hug me. 1 1, if you really don't hug, then I'm leaving. Oh, I promise I won't. People want hugs and kisses. Please don't ignore me. 12, you have no hobbies, you can only love me 13, a warm reminder that you have neglected your baby for a long time. 14, you haven't contacted your little cutie for a long time. 15, it is worthwhile to share three meals with you and spend the four seasons with you. 16, I understand the truth, but what I want is not the truth. I want you 17. Give me five dollars. I want to drink yogurt. I want to grow taller and protect you. 18, the earth goes around once a day, and finally my boyfriend can be transferred to me. 19, you should listen carefully when I lose my temper. I'll admit it when it's over. I'm sorry, but I can't change my mistake. I will continue to like you. 2 1. Tips: You haven't paid attention to the baby for a long time. 22. The coquetry company is: OK, you are the best, OK, please, please, love you, I don't care, I want to drink with you and pretend to be drunk, and I want you to hug me. 24. Life is boring, but fortunately I am cute. 25. If you are good to me, I will be better and better to you. Don't be angry with my husband. 3 1. "I was wrong, don't be angry." After quarreling with a man, if you can say to him, "I was wrong, don't be angry." In fact, this will make men angry easily. After all, men still love you Now that you have apologized, what reason do they have to hold on to you? When women are weak, men tend to be soft-hearted. 2. "Don't be angry, I feel distressed." After quarreling with a man, if you can say to him, "Don't be angry, I feel distressed." Men get angry at once, because your words actually mean that you love him, but in fact you are thinking of him. He naturally understands you and will cherish your love. No man wants to upset his woman. 3. "I care about you" After quarreling with a man, if you say "I care about you" to him. He will definitely stop being angry with you. After all, men are the easiest to be soft-hearted in front of women, so they are also the easiest to tolerate women. When quarreling, he will misunderstand that you don't care about him, so he will quarrel, but when you say so, this doubt will disappear. 4. "I love you, you know." After quarreling with a man, if you can say "I love you, you know." This sentence is very destructive to men. They know that women love themselves only because they lose their minds in quarrels. When you say this, he may regret quarreling and even cry. 5. "Please understand me" If you say "Please understand me" after quarreling with a man. A man should be able to calm down and think. He will consider the problem from your point of view. Naturally, if he really understands you, he won't be angry, but if he is determined, then you don't have to think about him. Obviously, he doesn't love you.
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