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The sun sets in the west, brother. I'll go through the wall. What are the lyrics of that song?
Peach leaves are sharp and willow leaves are turning around. My friends, listen carefully.
I sang Yanbian City in the west of Beijing. In the troupe, there is a song called "Old Three". Speaking of Song Laosan, the old couple sold cigarettes, had no children all their lives, and gave birth to a girl named Chan Juan.
Hey, this girl is eighteen years older and has a nickname, Lotus, called Da Lian.
The sun doesn't want to go west. Brother Liu walks on the wall. I am like a playboy in Dalian. Brother Liu is like a butterfly, flying around trying to pick your heart.
One more drum. God, I am so sad in Dalian. I complain that my parents smoke that kind of opium. Afraid of delaying youth. Where to find teenagers after that youth?
The second watch is encouraging coughing outside, and you will know that Liu Ge has come to my house, and outsiders will laugh at me. If my parents know, they will not tolerate it.
In the middle of the night, the drums were busy, and Brother Liu wanted to climb the wall, which alarmed the nifty mother in the room. When the gum is dropped, the door opens, and the door is double-leaf. Take my sixth brother's hand and let's go into the embroidery room together.
They went to the gums, so I quickly took off my clothes. Big face with a sharp tongue, pass it to Brother Liu's mouth. What baby keeps screaming, little thing? If you are not careful, you will die.
The fourth drum is full, and the broadsword is playing under the covers. Chickens don't crow, dogs don't bite. Oh, my God, it's dawn. Wow, I have a heart. If my parents see it, they will spare me.
Xiao Liu's brother left the room just before dawn. My parents scolded him when they saw him. You dead girl, you ruined the good sound of our house. I can't stand you today.
What a coincidence! Oh, my God, Darlene, I have nothing to say. I took my sixth brother to Qingshui River. I called Brother Liu to go home quickly. I jumped into Qingshui River with Big Face.
What a coincidence! Brother Liu cried sadly, and the cow above came to pick up the Weaver Girl again. The gods have this reunion day everywhere. Sister Lian and I got separated.
What a coincidence! Liu Dage didn't cry, holding a fragrant paper in his hand. When I came to Qingshuihe, you only cared about yourself when your sister died. Brother Liu, if I have intimacy, it's none of your business.
Nine more nine coincidences. Oh, my God, Liu Ge was dreaming that Sister Lian came to my bed and took Liu Ge's hand. Come with me quickly. Wow, the two of us will be reunited in the underworld.
Ten ten coincidences. Oh, my God, when they entered the gate of hell, they saw a terrible sight. When they knelt down, they didn't complain about the strange grievances. When the terrifying saw it, he was happy and gave birth to a good couple, who could be reunited in the afterlife.
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