Who can tell jokes about saints (come on, saints fans)

In Patrice, Shazhi boasted to the girls, "I wash pearls with wine, emeralds with brandy and diamonds with fresh milk", and then turned to Chun-Li. "What about you?"

"Chun-Li shrugged his shoulders." I don't even wash mine. When it gets a little dirty, I throw it away. "

Sha Zhi asked Shi Ang: Honestly, how old are you?

Shi Ang plays the fool.

After a while, Sha Zhi was impatient: Hurry up, you are five minutes older!

Niu Niu wanted to lose weight and went to Miaomiao, the thinnest girl in Jin GG, and asked, "Why are you so punctual?"

"Miaomiao told him," eat only two pieces of bread every day. "

Niu Niu thanked him and left, then turned back: "Do you want to eat before or after meals?"

Tong Hu taught Zilong to learn Chinese, wrote a word "bed" and asked him, "What is this word?"

"bed." Zilong replied.

"That's right." Tong Hu was very happy and wrote another song "Hemp": "What about this?"

"Double bed."

Tong Hu celebrated his birthday with wine at Tian Ping Palace and invited all the saints to attend.

Milo waddled along in shorts and slippers.

Zilong stopped him: "Hey, slippers are not allowed in."

Mimi took off her shoes: "Then I'll go barefoot."

Zilong was startled and thought, it's a good thing I didn't say that people wearing underpants can't come in.

Trilogy held a New Year dinner. As soon as Shun sat down, he saw a big fat goose roasted red and fragrant on the table. He was very happy: "Cool, I'm sitting next to the big fat goose."

But he immediately found the glacier sitting there staring at him.

"Sorry, I said the baked one."