Refrigerator joke series daquan

1, a buddy took a bus and suddenly farted, which stinks. Embarrassed, he suddenly realized and shouted, "Where is the air leak?" It smells of oil! "At this time, I saw the whole car twitching its nose hard. . . . .

2. Occasionally, Weibo wrote: What is the difference between keeping a promise and farting? A buddy's personality reply: commitment is sweet, and fart is mostly smelly.

3. Traffic notice: As the No.93 gasoline rose to one liter in 8 yuan, the traffic volume decreased, but the traffic volume increased and the traffic pressure increased. Therefore, pedestrians are restricted from May 1. Single eyelid one-day tour, double eyelid two-day tour, single and double night tour, those who wear sunglasses are treated as license plates, and those who are blind or close their eyes are treated as without license plates.

4. Tell a true story. I used to eat a pot of fried chicken at work. A girl ordered a chicken gizzard, and the boss asked, "Whose chicken is this?" We all said, "I'm a chicken!" " The evil boss hid there snickering ... sweating.

As soon as I got up, a child I didn't know from my neighbor ran to my room and called me brother. He also helped me do this and that. What a good boy! So I turned on the computer and played it for him. After playing for an hour or two, he suddenly shouted, Uncle, what should I do if the computer crashes? ... shake your ribs! ... so you call me brother because you want to play computer! ! !

6. I suddenly had a stomachache at work and ran to the toilet. I just took off my pants and farted. I found that I didn't bring any toilet paper, so I had to put on my pants and run out to get the paper. Then a buddy in the pit next door came to the toilet and said, "This quality, you have to come to the toilet if you fart." . . "