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Drama script "Chasing"

Scene 1

(The male protagonist appears and runs to the Moon Square)

Narrator: My name is Ma Ben, I am twenty years old and I am a sophomore in the communications class. student. A beautiful woman once said to me... (Actually, you are quite handsome) I get up at 6:30 every morning and go to a place called "Moon Square", not for morning reading, because there is always Yes, she can be seen. (The heroine appears and reads English, and the hero opens a comic book)

That’s not all, I also discovered that she likes to eat an egg and drink a can of Wangzai for breakfast, and likes to go to Building 5 during the day 505 self-study, and in the evening I like to go to the library to read. I would often go to their telecommunications class to study, and I could see her every time because she never skipped class, unlike me.

The second scene

(On the roof, the Slippers Gang appears, all the brothers (5) wear slippers, stand neatly, each holding a cigarette) Brothers: Who will be the one? Go through fire and water, risk everything, and try your best to help Brother Bo and chase any girl he wants to catch up with!

(Brother Bo appears)

Brother Bo: Thank you all brothers. (Lighting cigarettes for the brothers)

(Lifting slippers, doing ax dance)

Scene 3

(The heroine comes out of Building 5, the hero Afterwards, the heroine’s notebook fell to the ground. Without realizing it, the hero stepped forward to pick it up.)

Male: Classmate, your notebook fell. (Hand it over)

Woman: (reach out to take it) Oh, thank you.

Male: If I guess correctly, your name is - Xu Jing. (Turn to the first page, there is the word "Xu Jing")

Female: (confused) How do you know my name?

Scene 4

(The male protagonist returns to the dormitory, roommate A plays CF while eating, roommate B reads a book)

Male protagonist: Haha, today I finally Talked to her!

Roommate B: I have been secretly stalking others for most of the semester, and we just started chatting up today.

Protagonist: Well, I never had a chance before.

Roommate A: Opportunities can be created by oneself.

Roommate B: Everything is difficult at the beginning. We will wait and see how it develops next.

Roommate A: Well, we are optimistic about you. You are about to become the second person in our dormitory to end being single after Brother Long.

Scene 5

(In the cafeteria, Brother Long and Chen Qian were eating. The male protagonist walked by with a lunch box and said hello to Chen Qian

< p>) Narrator: The beautiful woman who greeted me just now is named Chen Qian. The handsome guy sitting opposite her who feels so handsome all day long is Brother Long in our dormitory. As for the relationship between the two of them, I don’t need to explain it. What I'm concerned about is that Chen Qian is also Xu Jing's roommate.

Scene 6

(In the classroom, students in slippers sit in a row, crossing their legs, turning their pens, searching for the beauties in the class, and discussing together)

< p> (As soon as girl A sat down, the uppers of her slippers quickly surrounded her left and right sides. Brother Bo sat next to the girl and chatted with her. Girl A ignored her. At this time, a tall boy walked in and placed a cup of milk tea on the girl. On the table, girl A smiled at him, and the slipper gang quickly fled)

Scene 7

(On the lawn, girl B slowly backed away, holding an Alpine stick in her hand. The lollipop and slipper gangs slowly approached the five brothers. At this time, Brother Bo appeared, took out his nunchucks, and leveled the five brothers. When he turned around and smiled at girl B, girl B was taking out her mobile phone to dial a number. Brother Bo quickly fled when he saw this)

Scene 8

(In the classroom corridor, the slippers stood in a row reading English words. At this time, a beautiful woman walked by, and the heads of the slippers swayed with her figure, until the two in front All the girls shouted "Hello Teacher" in unison, and the slippers fainted)

Scene 9

(Under the shade of the tree, the heroine sat on a chair reading a book, with a Notebook. The hero took out the mirror, straightened his hair, and went up to strike up a conversation.)

The hero: Hello, we meet again. (Picks up the notebook next to him and sits down) Isn’t this the notebook I picked up that day? If I guess correctly, this is definitely not your diary.

Heroine: Why can’t it be my diary? Don't mess around, you're invading my privacy.

Male protagonist: Well, it’s very simple. Diaries are usually written at night. Besides, you can’t bring your diary here to write it.

Heroine: You are quite powerful!

Protagonist: Haha, well, I am indeed quite powerful. (Looking through the notebook) Here are the class notes you took.

Heroine: Nonsense, of course notebooks are for taking notes. (The male protagonist makes an expression of being fooled)

Male protagonist: Hey, there is another poem here.

Heroine: Well, this poem is quite well written. Although I often scored 100 points in high school math exams, I couldn't write a poem like that.

Male protagonist: Lagrange,

Next to Fourier,

I stare at your concave function-like face.

Differentiating sadness,

Integrating hope,

I want to chase Riemann’s original dream with you... (Camera moves up)

Scene 10

(In Building 5, the heroine is concentrating on her homework. The hero suddenly puts a can of Wangzai in front of the heroine and sits behind her)

< p> Scene 11

(Library, two people stood reading together, the heroine slowly squatted down until she sat down, and the hero slowly squatted down and sat down as well)

< p> (The two were studying together, the male protagonist handed a comic book to the female protagonist, and the female protagonist looked at the male protagonist)

Scene 12

(On the campus road, the male protagonist The protagonist and the heroine are walking and talking face to face. The hero retreats and suddenly hits a tree)

Scene 13

(Under the eighth building at night, the hero, heroine, Chen Qian walked and talked and laughed together, the heroine and Chen Qian waved goodbye to the hero, Chen Qian made a joke with the heroine (whispered), and the heroine chased Chen Qian)

Fourteenth Scene

(In the dormitory, the male protagonist writes poems on paper and reads advanced mathematics textbooks from time to time. Roommate A plays games, and Brother Long is looking in the mirror)

Roommate B: Brother Ben, How are things going with Xu Jing recently?

Protagonist: Just me? What else can you do?

Brother Long: The two of them have been inseparable all day, and we almost have wedding candy.

Roommate A: Really? Not bad, boy, that’s the star of the telecommunications class!

Protagonist: Where is it? We are just... very normal.

Roommate B: Hey, don’t explain. To explain is to cover up. Isn’t this? Still writing poetry! (Picks up the piece of paper on which the hero wrote the poem)

Brother Long: Wow, you know romance better than me, boy!

Roommate B: Cough...cough...

Missing you,

is a periodic function,

repeats itself in a cycle, < /p>

But there is no minimum positive period.

My nostalgia for you,

is a continuous function,

If there is a limit,

I don’t know at which point it will converge.

Scene 15

(Classroom, the hero stands by the window, reading poetry)

Missing you,

is a differentiable function,

the derivative is positive,

and there will never be an inflection point.

My love for you,

is an integrand,

integrated n times,

I can only get my unchanged sincere.

(A classmate next to him suddenly reminded him: "Oh, class is on!" The actor looked back and saw that the whole class was already seated. The actor hurriedly returned to his seat)

Sixteenth Field

(In the billiards room, the heroine, Chen Qian and Brother Bo are playing billiards together)

Heroine: Wow, I haven’t seen you play billiards in a few days, and you are getting better again!

Brother Bo: Haha, I haven’t come to fight for a long time.

Chen Qian: Hello. (Screen jump)

Brother Long: Let’s go have dinner together.

Chen Qian: Today is Xu Jing’s birthday. We are playing outside together. We may not come back until very late. You can eat alone.

Brother Long: Okay, have fun, bye!

Chen Qian: Well, bye!

(Xu Jing scored a goal)

Brother Bo: Well, good, you have made progress too. (Xu Jing laughs)

Scene 17

(In the cafeteria, the actor and Brother Long eat together)

Actor: Really? Xu Jing’s birthday today?

Brother Long: That’s right, boy, what a great opportunity, act quickly!

Protagonist: OK!

Brother Long: But she may not be in school now. You can go there in the evening.

Protagonist: Yeah. Then I'll trouble you guys.

Scene 18

(Night, lawn, empty shot - street lamp, the hero waits alone, the heroine appears)

Hero: (Picks up a big doll) This is for you, happy birthday!

Heroine: Wow, so cute, thank you! How did you know today is my birthday?

Protagonist: Well...because I'm awesome. It's getting late, you'd better go back to the dormitory early!

Heroine: Well, thank you very much for your gift, bye! (Turns around and walks away)

Actor: Xu Jing! (The heroine turns around again)

(The hero and roommates A and B played "Really Love You" on guitar, electronic keyboard, and flute. The hero sang and the heroine smiled. This scene was captured by the waves on the roadside. Brother saw it. Suddenly the sound stopped, and everyone looked towards the grass in confusion. A mobile phone was plugged into a speaker. Brother Long walked out carefully)

Brother Long: Damn, the phone is out of battery. .

Scene 19

(The heroine and Chen Qian are walking on the campus road)

Chen Qian: I found that Ma Ben has been very nice to you recently. , are you...

Heroine: No way, we just have a normal relationship.

Chen Qian: Tell me honestly, has he confessed his love to you?

Heroine: What did you say? How is it possible?

Chen Qian: Hey... you smiled... Oh, you didn't smile.

Scene 20

(On the road, the hero is walking, the mobile phone *** rings, answer) Phone voice: Is it Ma Ben? There is a girl waiting for you at the volleyball court at 12:30 today. (hang)

Male protagonist: Hello... hello... (snickered)

Scene 21

(Volleyball court, the heroine is looking at , pacing back and forth, the actor hurriedly arrived)

Actor: Xu Jing!

Heroine: (turns head) Horse galloping!

(The two embrace each other) (The scene cuts when the embrace is about to arrive)

Scene 22

(Bedroom, the actor and roommate B Hugging each other, with roommates A and Brother Long standing by)

Male protagonist: I miss you so much. I feel a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I miss you.

Roommate B: I’m used to feeling uncomfortable, used to missing you, used to waiting for you, but I’ve never gotten used to not being able to see you. My love for you is like the mosquitoes in Wuhan, always present all year round.

(The actor pushed roommate B away suddenly)

Actor: Go to hell! Is this possible?

Roommate B: Why is it impossible? How can she not be conquered under your fierce attack, which is as talented as a jackal and a tiger? It's just because she misses you, so she just wants to see you.

Roommate A: You should confess your love as early as possible, Brother Ben! Otherwise, (changes tone) if God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl (makes expression)...

Male protagonist: Go to hell!

Brother Long: Brother CF is right, take this opportunity to confess to her. My brothers are waiting for your good news.

Roommate B: Brother Ben, you have to work harder!

Roommates A, B, and Brother Long: Take care! (The hero looked back affectionately, opened the door and left)

Scene 23

(On the volleyball court, the hero brought two cups of milk tea and waited, but the slippers came Help. Smoking cigarettes, shorts, slippers)

Brother Bo: Are you Ma Ben?

Protagonist: I am. Who are you looking for?

Brother 1: Nonsense, I must be looking for you! (Brother Bo shook his head, and all the slippers threw away the cigarette, raised the slippers, spun, and slowly approached)

Male protagonist: (Afraid) This is for you. (Hands the milk tea to them, Bo Ge takes the milk tea and presses forward)

Protagonist: Wait a minute! (Slowly takes out a 100-yuan note)

Brother Bo: (takes it happily, his face suddenly changes) Fake. (The slipper gang all hit the actor with their slippers)

(The actor fell to the ground) Brother Bo: Do ??you know what Xu Jing is to me? (The actor sits up quickly)

Actor: Your girlfriend?

Brother Bo: (Brother Bo opened two cups of milk tea, drank one by himself, and handed the other to the actor) She is my sister. (The male protagonist is stunned) She was motivated to take the postgraduate entrance examination very early, so she studied very hard and her grades have always been very good... (Screen jumps to scene 24)

(Screen jumps back)

Brother Bo: Even if she wants to fall in love, with your current capital, you are not as handsome as me, and your studies are not much better than mine. Do you think you have hope?

I advise you to give up. Otherwise, I will come to you next time. (Turns around and walks away)

Protagonist: Thank you for telling me this! (Brother Bo stopped, smiled, and left. The actor sighed and drank milk tea)

Scene 24

(Football stadium auditorium, evening, Brother Bo Looking at the heroine)

Heroine: I know you have always been very kind to me, and I have always regarded you as my very good friend. However, I have been preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination very early, and I study very hard. I also like to make friends and actively participate in school activities. I hope...

Brother Bo: I know, you hope for your college life. Be free and don't want to be restricted by other aspects, so you don't want to fall in love during college.

Heroine: Yeah. (Lowers head)

Brother Bo: Then...can I be your brother?

(The heroine raised her eyes to look at Brother Bo)

Scene 25

(Bedroom) (Roommates A and B, Brother Long took turns to come forward to comfort and pass cigarettes )

Brother Long: Alas, I didn’t expect that Brother Ben would be in such a tragic situation. I deeply sympathize with you!

Roommate A: Don’t be sad, brother. Play two games of CF with me when you have time. I guarantee that your depression will disappear immediately.

Roommate B: Don’t think about jumping in the sand lake, because the sand lake is out of water now.

Male protagonist: (sitting on a chair and smoking) I have decided that I will still catch you, but in a different way.

Roommate B: Oh, listen, (take the book) four basic principles of life: 1. Know how to choose. That's me. 2. Learn to give up. Brother Ben didn't do this well. 3. Be able to endure loneliness. As for Brother Long, this point is not in place. 4. Withstand temptation. Obviously, Brother CF failed to do this. (Three people beat roommate B together)

Scene 26

(The hero took out the poem, folded it into a paper airplane, and let it fly on the top floor)

(The hero runs with the vocabulary book, goes to the Moon Square, says hello to the heroine who is reading English in the distance, and then reads English)

(The hero is the only one left in the study room Still doing homework)

(Listen very carefully during class and ask questions from classmates)

(Insert a few scenes of the male and female protagonists together in the past)

Narrator: Life is bounded.

It is said that love has no solution.

But I will use the "No" rule,

keep solving it,

until I find a special solution.

When t is a certain value,

Your look back is the characteristic equation of your happiness,

No matter how you solve it,

You will both arrive at two equal real roots

- you and me.

Scene 27

(A girl walks past the Slipper Gang) Brother Bo: Chase!

(End)

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