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Urgent for English composition, no kidding! Don't be long, they are all common words, because you have to recite them! ! !

My puppy can't read.

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog!

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog!

Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.