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I like reading stories and handwritten newspaper pictures.
I like reading books and writing newspapers by hand.
B. There is a handwritten newspaper that says "I love reading", and no pictures are required!
◎ Lu Xun chewed pepper to drive away the cold.
Mr. Lu Xun studied hard since he was a child. When I was a teenager, I attended Jiangnan Naval Academy and got excellent results in the first semester. This school won a gold medal. He immediately took it to the street of Nanjing Gulou and sold it. Then he bought some books and a bunch of red peppers. Whenever it's cold at night and he can't stand reading at night, he picks a pepper and chews it in his mouth, making his forehead sweat. In this way, he insisted on studying. After studying hard, he finally became a famous writer in China.
Wang Yanan studied hard to become a success.
Wang Yanan sleeps in a three-legged bed. When Wang Yanan was a child, he was ambitious and loved reading. When he was in middle school, in order to gain more time to study, he deliberately sawed off one foot of his wooden bed and turned it into a three-legged bed. I read until late at night every day. I went to bed when I was tired, and then I turned over in a daze. The bed leans in the direction of short feet. He woke up suddenly, got out of bed at once and read at night. Every day, without interruption. As a result, he achieved excellent results every year and was regarded as one of the three outstanding figures in his class. Because he studied hard as a teenager, he eventually became an outstanding economist in China.
◎ Su Dongpo, one of the eight masters in Tang and Song Dynasties, thought that he had no books to read when he was young, so he wrote a book: "I know all the words in the world; Read all the books on the earth. " After an old man pointed out it, he changed it to: "Make great efforts to govern and know all the people in the world; Determined to read all the books on earth. "
◎ Guo Moruo once wrote a pair of reading couplets: "Reading is not in the middle of the night and five drums, but it is cold in ten miles." This means that you should study hard at ordinary times and not work overtime on a whim. If you want to succeed, you must persevere, never be diligent and slack, and fish for three days and dry the net for two days.
◎ Hua attributed the reading process to two stages: from thick to thin and from thin to thick. When you really have a thorough understanding of the content of the book, grasp the main points of the book, and master the spiritual essence of the book, reading will change from thick to thin, and the more you read, the more you feel thin. If in the process of reading, you discuss each chapter in depth, add notes on each page and supplement the reference materials, then the book will become thicker and thicker. So reading is a two-way process from thick to thin and from thin to thick.
Hou copied the book.
Hou, the master of crosstalk language, only attended primary school for three years. Because he is diligent and studious, his artistic level has reached a perfect level and he has become a famous language expert. On one occasion, in order to buy the joke book "The Waves" of Amin Dynasty that he wanted to buy, he went to all the second-hand book stalls in Beijing but failed to buy it. Later, he learned that Beijing Library had this book and decided to copy it back. In winter, he braved the heavy wind and snow and ran to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. A book of more than 100,000 words was finally copied by him.
Zhang Guanghou eats books.
Mathematician Zhang Guanghou once saw a paper about deficient value, and thought it was very useful for his research work, so he read it again and again. This paper has more than 20 pages, and he has read it repeatedly for more than half a year. Because of repeated groping, clear black marks were left on the white pages. His wife joked with him that it was not reading, but eating books.
Gorky kept the book.
Gorky, a world writer, has a deep affection for books and loves them like life. Once, his room caught fire. The first thing he picked up was a book, and nothing else was considered. He almost burned to death to save the book. He said: "Books enlighten my wisdom and soul and help me stand up in the muddy pond. If it weren't for books, I would sink in this muddy pond, and I would be drowned by stupidity and filth. "
A hole was drilled in the wall to get light from the neighbor's house.
During the Han Dynasty, Kuang Heng was very studious as a teenager.
As his family is poor, he has to do a lot of work during the day to earn money. Only at night can he sit down and read. However, he can't afford candles, so he can't read when it is dark. Kuang Heng was heartbroken at this time-wasting behavior, and his heart was very painful.
His neighbor's family is very rich. At night, light candles in several rooms to make them bright. One day, Kuang Heng summoned up his courage and said to his neighbor, "I want to study at night, but I can't afford candles. Can I borrow an inch of your house? " Neighbors have always looked down on people who are poorer than their family, so they said viciously and sarcastically, "Since you are too poor to buy candles, what books are you reading?" Kuang Heng was very angry, but he decided to read the book well.
When Kuang Heng came home, he quietly cut a small hole in the wall, through which the neighbor's candlelight came in. With this faint light, he eagerly began to read books and gradually finished reading all the books at home.
After reading these books, Kuang Heng felt that his knowledge was far from enough, and his desire to continue reading more books was even more urgent.
There is a big family nearby with many books. One day, Kuang Heng rolled up his bedding and appeared in front of a big house. He said to his host, "please take me in, and I will work for you at home for free." Just let me read all your books. " The host was moved by his spirit and agreed to his request to borrow books.
This is how Kuang Heng studied diligently. Later, he became the prime minister of the Han and Yuan emperors and became a famous scholar in the Western Han Dynasty.
Ba Jin's reading method
The famous writer Ba Jin's reading method is very strange, because he did it without books. Reading without books is really a miracle of the world. What's going on here? Ba Jin said: "I was hospitalized for the second time. After taking a nap for less than an hour every day, I get out of bed and sit on the small sofa, waiting for the nurse to take my temperature at two o'clock. I sat still, but I didn't doze off. My brain won't rest. It is recalling some books and works I have read in the past, as if it wants to keep some beautiful things before my memory completely declines. "
It turns out that his reading method is to sit there and recall the books he has read. This has many advantages:
(1) is not restricted by conditions and can make full use of time. Ba Jin cited two examples: one was that during the Great Patriotic War of the Soviet Union, Leningrad was surrounded by the Germans for a long time, and a young girl wrote such sentences as "So-and-so, Anna karenin" in her diary. There was no electricity and no candles, and the whole city was out of power. Instead of reading, she sat quietly in the dark, recalling the plot in the book. Tolstoy's novels helped her through those terrible nights. Another example is his own personal experience of ten years of civil strife. He said: "If the rebels allowed me to keep a diary during the Cultural Revolution and allowed me to keep a diary according to my own wishes, my diary must be full of titles. People will wonder: my study has been blocked for ten years. Where can I find those books to read? They forget that there is a big warehouse in people's hearts, which stores things that others can't take away. " These two examples show that you can "read" without normal reading conditions.
(2) Review the past and learn new things. Through memory, take out the books you have read in the past and chew them bit by bit, just like cattle ruminating, which can be further digested and absorbed. Every time I recall, I will have a new understanding, a new understanding and a new harvest.
(3) Be able to continuously draw spiritual strength from the books you have read. Ba Jin said: "I am now struggling with my illness, and all kinds of works are inspiring me ... Even if I don't have the spirit to read new works during my illness, the spiritual wealth accumulated in the past is enough for my limited rest of my life. Until death, people need light and heat. "
C. About I like reading handwritten newspaper pictures
If you love reading, you must have books.
D. Give me some content and pictures about my favorite handwritten newspaper.
You can write some famous sayings (about reading) or recommend books.
E. handwritten newspaper pictures with the theme of "reading"
Are these two okay? I prefer the second one.
F. I like to see handwritten newspaper pictures, exquisite ones.
How to make a handwritten newspaper not only contain certain knowledge content, but also have a wonderful and beautiful layout in a limited space? This version is just a simple technical problem. For an editor, soliciting contributions, editing, typesetting, illustration and writing are a creative process that pays equal attention to both brain power and physical strength, and is a comprehensive embodiment of his cultural accomplishment, life interest, mental outlook and artistic accomplishment. This is undoubtedly a vast world for a student to develop his personality and talent.
To run a handwritten newspaper, in general, we must first establish the theme. The layout of the first issue of the handwritten newspaper is very limited. To be different, it is necessary to highlight a theme in content, so that the theme is prominent and colorful. Layout and beautification design should also focus on the theme, determine the seriousness and vividness of the form according to the theme and the content of the article, and achieve the unity of form and content.
G. how to draw a handwritten newspaper that I like to read?
1. Leave some blanks around the handwritten newspaper. It's best to draw some lace, not too compact!
2. Generally, draw the theme back to the middle and thank your mother for her love. You can draw your mother's hand touching your head, or other things that impress you most about your mother.
Around the painting, you can write something you want to say to your mother! Just be sincere.
4. You can draw something that mom likes best ~ ~ ~
Since it is gratitude, you don't have to care about good or bad, as long as you are sincere, that is the best handwritten newspaper!
Hehe, I also drew handwritten newspapers when I was young!
You can write famous sayings and celebrity love stories.
H. I love reading handwritten newspapers, (pictures)
1. Leave some blanks around the handwritten newspaper. You'd better draw some lace, but not too compact!
2. Generally, draw a theme in the middle to express gratitude for maternal love.
You can draw your mother's hand touching your head, or what impressed you most about your mother.
Around the painting, you can write something you want to say to your mother! Just be sincere.
4. You can draw something that mom likes best ~ ~ ~
Since it is gratitude, you don't have to care about good or bad, as long as you are sincere, that is the best handwritten newspaper!
Hehe, I also drew handwritten newspapers when I was young!
You can write famous sayings and celebrity love stories.
Are you satisfied with the above answers?
First, the handwritten newspaper with the theme of "I love reading"
The name of the publication is "The Booksellers' Forest"
Article: Book is a purifier of human nature, purifying people's hearts and making them realize that books have become an indispensable part of my life since childhood. It has accompanied me through more than ten spring and autumn periods, and reading has brought me unlimited fun and benefited me immensely. Since childhood, I like to immerse myself in the quiet night, in the book, think quietly, and communicate freely with every soul lying in the book. ...
Speaking of books, I have endless topics. When you walk into your bedroom, you can smell a burst of books, and then look at a small bookcase carefully, which is full of books, such as Two Wan Li under the Sea and One-winged Angel, which are countless. My favorite book is Mei Mei written by Wu Meizhen. For me, books are everything to me. I spend most of my time reading books, which can also be called a veritable "bookworm". Every time my mother sees me studying so hard, she always nags, "Yuanyuan, books are not your lifeblood. Why are you working so hard?" Mom was really right. Once she really brought in dark circles for a book.
It was a quiet night in summer, and the cicada kept stirring my heart, the cars on the roadside kept ringing cheerful horns, and the neighbors in the alley kept laughing, but all these could not stop my desire to study. "Yuanyuan should go to bed!" If it weren't for my mother's reminder, I would still be immersed in the world of books. It was midnight 10: 00 when I looked up, but I was not sleepy at all. Seeing this, my mother decided to forcibly carry me to bed and watch me lie down before going back to my room.
Hee hee-I'm ready. After a while, I saw that my mother didn't come, so I took out the book I had already hidden. I don't know if this can be called burning the midnight oil. I'm so excited. I'm swimming in the ocean of books again. So, I don't know whether I am too fascinated or too sleepy. I don't know when I fell asleep unconsciously, and I fell asleep.
It is conceivable that the next morning, a circle of deep dark circles was printed on my face, like a giant panda, so cute that even I couldn't laugh or cry.
From this incident, I know that I should not only love reading, but also add good books, which is enough and can be called a veritable reading. I think it's like Wilson said: books are the window to observe the world through the mind. A house without books is like a room without windows. It is a sad thing that a person has no books, but I think that if a person has books, but the books he reads are not good books, then this person is equally sad.
There is a golden house in the book, a thousand catties of millet in the book and Yan Ruyu in the book. Whenever you pick up a book in your hand and read it, you are making friends with a great scholar. Then please cherish this friend.
Books are my mentor. Friend, let a wisp of books accompany you and me. ...
Poetry: Wang Jin
Like Mr. Lu, I passed Cui Xingting.
Who can study for more than ten years without asking his name?
In the forest, I drank the wine sent by my neighbor alone. Outside, I smelled the old man's car.
Guyu
Topic Yuwen Yishan Temple Reading Classics College
Read the forest temple and stay indoors for several years.
The grass pavilion is even connected with the temple, and the mountain chef is a stone spring.
There is no trace of Yunting, and there are lights and smoke on the wall of the niche.
I am young and my head is white. Delete some poems.
Guyu
Topic neighbors
Out-of-the-way lanes have few neighbors, and the eaves are happy.
Steamed pears are often stoves, and watering is the same.
Pass it to the court to find medicine and study at night.
Although in the city, you have to fish like firewood.
Cui daily
Give a banquet and sing a song.
The East Pavilion is always full of love, and the South Pavilion is always full of love.
Studying in thousands of books every day, why not get a bachelor's degree?
I was ecstatic when I came out of the ink curtain.
Rongyu
Give a gift to cen Langzhong
When I was a child, I recited several poems by a doctor.
The smoke and dust in the four seas are still wide, and the dream of ten years follows.
Although I see the disease in a cloud, I hate following the trend.
There are no people who study poetry in the world, so they don't look for poetry.
Meng Jiao
Visit Zhong Nanshan.
Nanshan blocks heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon are born.
The scenery stays in the peak night, and the deep valley is unclear by day.
People in the mountains are self-righteous, and the road is dangerous.
Changfeng drives pines and cypresses, and the sound blows the valley.
Zhan Dunren
Liu Di's Poems
Plant 30 hectares of rice and 100 willow trees.
Rice can be used for porridge and willow can be used for cooking.
Rest in the shade of willow trees and study in the corner of rice fields.
To be happy, Yao and Shun are both farmers.
I regret studying here. My name is floating near the DPRK.
Liu Shenxu
Kuiti
The mountain road is separated from the clouds by dust, and the spring scenery has a long history like Qingxi.
Petals falling from time to time drift with the tide, and the fragrance in the water floats far away.
In the quiet city of Jingmen, facing the winding mountain road, there is firewood and copper for reading in the depths of Liu Yin.
Every time the sun passes through the quiet Liu Yin, beautiful light shines on my clothes.
Famous saying: books are comfort in adversity.
The study is the nest of literati spirit and the meditation hall of life.
The most magnificent palace in the world is the library with the largest collection of books.
Reading when you are young is like walking against the rising sun.
The lightest ink is better than the strongest memory.
Spirit can make up for material deficiency.
Gain knowledge in learning and courage in fighting.
Use pen and ink and study hard.
Knowledge is like a spring under the gravel. The deeper you dig, the clearer the spring water becomes.
If knowledge is not increasing every day, it will decrease continuously.
Language is a reflection of spiritual and cultural upbringing.
A noble language pack contains sincere motives.
Diligence and knowledge are the best lovers.
The key to learning a lot is not to learn a lot at once.
A person's measurement is a spiritual force and a powerful civilized force.
Celebrity story: 1, poaching and stealing light
Kuang Heng, the Emperor of the Yuan Dynasty in the Han Dynasty, liked reading since childhood. But the family is so poor that they can't even eat enough. How can they afford to go to school? He had to work during the day and study by himself at night. What should I do if I have no money to buy lamp oil at home? Kuang Heng didn't give in to the difficulties, so he came up with an idea: he cut a small hole in the wall and studied by the dim light of his neighbor's house. He worked hard and learned a lot, and later became prime minister.
Metaphor: Strive to adhere to the spirit of learning under difficult conditions.
2, hanging beam stings people
Sun Jing of the Han Dynasty was diligent and studious. He gets up early every morning and studies late into the night. Because of fatigue and drowsiness, I often doze off unconsciously. He hung one end of the rope on the beam and tied his hair at the other end. In this way, when you take a nap, your scalp will hurt. Later, he finally became a master of Confucianism.
During the Warring States Period, Su Qin failed in lobbying Qin State, but his family ignored him. He became angry from embarrassment and taught himself to become useful. Whenever I doze off, I stab my thigh with an awl until I bleed profusely. Later he became a famous scholar.
Later generations combined their deeds and described self-study as "hanging the beam and stabbing the stock".
3. Li Bai's story
Li Bai was very playful when he was a child and often played truant. Once, he ran out of school and went to play by the river. He saw an old woman grinding an iron bar on a stone. Li Bai was surprised and asked her why she was grinding an iron bar. The old woman said, "I am grinding the needle." Li Bai asked again, "When can such a thick iron bar be ground into a needle?" The old woman said, "As long as you have perseverance, iron bars can be ground into needles." Li Bai was ashamed after hearing this. He studied hard and finally became a great poet.
4. Reading in the snow at night
Sun Kang, a native of Jingzhao (now Luoyang, Henan) in Jin Dynasty, was an official and an ancient scholar.
Sun Kang loved studying when he was a child, and often felt that time was not enough. He wants to study day and night, but his family is poor and has no money to buy lamp oil. You can't study when it's dark. Especially in winter, when the nights are long, he sometimes toss and turn for a long time, making it difficult to sleep. There's really no choice but to read more books during the day and sleep in bed at night.
One night, when he woke up, he suddenly found some white light coming in from the window. I saw a heavy snow when I opened the door. The roof is white, the ground is white, and the trees are white. The whole earth was covered with a layer of silver, shining and dazzling. He was standing in the yard enjoying the beautiful scenery behind the snow, and suddenly his heart moved: Can you study under the snow? He hurried back to the house, took out his book and looked at the reflection of snow. Sure enough, the handwriting is clear, much brighter than the dim little oil lamp!
From then on, Sun Kang no longer worried about the lack of lamp oil. Throughout the winter, he studied day and night, neither afraid of the cold nor tired, and often read the cock crow. Even if the north wind whizzes and drops of water turn into ice, he never stops learning. Sun Kang made great efforts to make progress in his studies, and finally became a prestigious scholar.
5. Huang, the founder of Su Longwei.
Su Longwei was built in the fifteenth year of Chongzhen in the Ming Dynasty, with a history of more than 400 years. Its founder is Huang.
Huang is a native of Chigang Town, with a white character and a weak number. My family is poor and I like studying. When I was a teenager, I raised ducks for a living. During the time when I put ducks in the field, I often put my hand on a book and read a book while putting ducks in the field. Due to his diligence and eagerness to learn, he was admitted to the "Niangong" in the thirty-fifth year of Wanli in the Ming Dynasty and was appointed as the county magistrate of Wuyuan County in the south of the Yangtze River. Because of his outstanding achievements, later ministers were successively promoted to Yimen County Order of Yunnan, Seal of Kunyang State of Yunnan, and Known by Tongan State of Yunnan.
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