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The second volume Song Jiangjuan 14-Why did Song Jiang prefer likui jy?
likui jy gave Song Jiang an embarrassment when he hit Zhujiazhuang three times. Song Jiang shouted, "You fellow, who told you to come? You should also know that Hu Cheng came to surrender the day before yesterday with a cow to carry wine. Why did you go against my orders by killing his family without listening to my words? " Likui jy said, "If you forget, I must not forget. That fellow taught that bird woman to drive her brother to kill the day before yesterday, but now you do it again. You haven't married his sister, so you think about your uncle and your husband. "
When Song Jiang first publicly put forward the idea of woo, likui jy stood up and strongly opposed it: "woo, woo, woo!" Only one foot, kick up the table and smash it. Song Jiang was furious and wanted to kill likui jy, so he had to plead with everyone before giving up.
In the "Double Sacrifice of Water Margin", likui jy even scolded Song Jiang: "I often treat you well in my spare time, but you turned out to be an animal! You did such a good thing! " Song Jiang shouted, "Listen to me! I came back with three or two thousand army horses, and when two horses fell off the road, we must not hide it from everyone. If you still grab a woman, it will only be in the stockade! You went to my room to search. " Likui jy said, "Brother, what kind of bird gossip are you talking about! The cottage is full of your people, who protect you. There is no hiding there! I respected you as a hero who was not greedy for lust. You were a debauchery: killing Yan Poxi was a small sample; Going to Tokyo to raise Li Shishi is a big deal. You don't want to stay. Give your daughter back to Lao Liu early, but there is a discussion. If you don't return your daughter to him, I will do it early, kill you early, do it later, and kill you later. " Scold sung river is a beast, but also to kill him, in Liangshan, only likui jy dare to do so.
likui jy is such a headache. Why does Song Jiang like him and always stay with him? Dai Zong, who once worked with likui jy, made it clear:
Although likui jy is stupid and unreasonable, he also has some small advantages: first, he is straightforward and refuses to take anything from others; Second, he will not flatter others. Although he dies, his loyalty will not change. Third, there is no evil desire, greedy for money, and dare to take the lead. So Song Gongming loves him very much.
However, Dai Zong didn't explain what he said. The real reason and purpose are hidden behind these grandiose reasons. "Never refuse to take anything from others" is likui jy's advantage, and Song Jiang took advantage of this advantage, constantly giving him small favors and making likui jy grateful to him, so as to use it for him. "Never change his loyalty" is also an advantage of likui jy, which is also used by Song Jiang. He finally accompanied Song Jiang to drink poisonous wine, which was a "loyalty to Song Jiang". "Dare to take the lead" is also a good quality, but it is also used by Song Jiang, which is a trump card for him to consolidate his ruling position in Liangshan.
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