High-end operation of couples' awkwardness

I came across a pair of stroppy young lovers in the street. The reason why I said they were stroppy, not quarreling, was because their situation at that time was so similar to the original deity of the word "stroppy"!

The woman is standing under the tree, and the man is standing on the humanoid path within about ten steps from the tree. They are not face to face, and their standing posture presents a diagonal line, giving each other three-quarters of the side.

I happened to be picking fruit at a fruit stand near them, and the woman's weak voice came from my ear. -"Tell me!"

After about a century, the man finally spoke, also in a very quiet and blunt tone: "What do you want ..."

Another century passed, and the woman talked to the man again: "What do you want?"

I'm really in a hurry! I have bought all the fruits. I had to say to my boss, "I'll sit here for a while and wait for a friend." After that, I forcibly moved a stool and sat opposite them, pretending to play with my mobile phone for a while and pretending to see the scenery for a while.

The woman seems to notice the gaze from my side. Her voice is smaller and her language is more difficult, which is completely out of my receiving range. The man is closer to me, muttering, Rosa is unknown, probably: "Are you interesting? Go? "

I used all my brain to think about the word "go", which probably means, let's go! Is it interesting for you to make such a noise? It is somewhat angry and somewhat flattering.

This couple really don't consider the feelings of onlookers. How lonely is it when no one is watching the quarrel? I bought another bag of melon seeds and watched it while eating.

The man's speech began to increase. Perhaps the woman's speech was too low. He didn't hear it like me, so he took the opportunity to take a wave of stream of consciousness: "Are you … going … not going?" "... are you interesting?" "I told you not to do this ..."

I saw the girl's side face, with a low eyebrow, and a feeling of being secretive but not deliberate was written on it. It's a long-lost girlish style, no, it's a "virgin" mood. In the face of her little boyfriend's language offensive, she certainly hopes that she can answer questions and throw out something that makes him ashamed. However, a small mouth, it is that a stuttering sentence with no strength, and finally silently sipping his lips, standing there stiff and motionless.

The most interesting thing about this pair of men and women is that they are motionless from beginning to end, as if they have been ordered to set points, and all other parts are stiff except their mouths.

The man is always on the sidewalk, and the woman is always under the tree, holding each other hostage. No one has moved half a step in his own position and kept the funny three-quarters side. When they finish an emotional sentence, there is no corresponding action in their hands. The man doesn't pull the woman, and the woman doesn't have to push the man. Full of unconventional drama. If a performance teacher is present, they will be criticized for not respecting the inertia of human body language.

Life is always more imaginative than film and television dramas.

all the existing roads have been cut off. There is no "hate! People beat you to death with their little fists! " ; There is no such thing as "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen ..."; I didn't see the crushing scene of one of the broken mobile phones; No one slapped anyone, and there was a pool of blood at the corner of his mouth; Of course, it is even more impossible to prepare a glass of cold boiled water in advance and pour it on each other's faces anytime and anywhere ... < P > All the routines were killed in these two people. Their way is too wild ... They can only find clues from nonsense comedies.

A Chinese Odyssey is a well-known classic clip: Fairy Zi Xia holds a sword and puts it around the neck of the Supreme Treasure. At that moment, the picture suddenly appeared a meaningless freeze. Two people froze in place for no reason. They each engaged in intense psychological activities, but their bodies did not move. In order to keep this posture, Zi Xia secretly scratched the back of his hand, and the Supreme Treasure secretly adjusted his stance. Such a vivid and funny plot design can't help but make us smile.

I laugh because I know. Seemingly absurd plots are references everywhere in the real confrontation between men and women.

In the early stage of the newly established love relationship, the emotional foundation is still not solid, and the first time there is a contradiction, there is basically no tense situation. There is room for each other. The gain and loss of quarreling is too heavy, and my mind is all spent guessing what the other party will say and what I should say. Too busy! I was at a loss and incoherent. If you add that you are still young, you don't talk about love many times, and you don't choose a good scene, it happened that in the crowded street, there were shameless passers-by like me. The situation of couples is even more embarrassing. They are not expressive, inexperienced, introverted, unable to exert their tension at all, and the way of losing their temper has to approach classicism.

In the face of such a couple, passers-by with rich quarrel experience, such as me, give birth to a sense of superiority. When I was their age, when I was a girl of seventeen or eighteen, I expressed my feelings as implicitly as they did. I don't know which year it started, but my skin is getting thicker and thicker! No matter how much people you love, how new relationships you have, and how you should be embarrassed when your temper comes, you are full of sophistication.

should I be glad that I can finally defend my justice freely in the relationship between men and women, or should I sigh that I have lost the poetic power that belongs to girls?

when I was young, every time I experienced feelings, I experienced a growth. When we reach a certain age, every time we experience feelings, we experience vicissitudes ...

Why do people always teach us how to grow and practice, when we clearly cross the mountains, what awaits us is nothing but boring scenery and dust? Exhausted, we come from a height and tell our young friends not to deal with the childish and ridiculous emotional world, but to learn to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, settle down and be calm ...

In fact, maturity is nothing, and one day, we will all learn to mature. In the big river of time, no one can escape from maturity.

However, in the best time, we are shy, throbbing, innocent, and can make mistakes. Those are the high-end operations in life. No matter what, we can't learn.

They were young and in their prime. The man finally got out of control at his station and stepped forward. He put his hand on the woman's shoulder, and the woman put her shoulder to one side, and the wronged tears swirled in her eyes. The man's heart ached, and there was nothing to say anymore. He gently took his girlfriend's hand, and his girlfriend gently let him take it. This is an awkward and historic moment ―― they made up! At the same time, they must feel more in love!

I quickly stood up and said goodbye to the owner of the fruit shop with a smile. After two or three steps, my smile deepened, accompanied by a tear from the corner of my eye. I think this tear can prove to the men and women in the world of mortals that the vicissitudes of life will not grow old, and it will still be moved.