Yun-peng Yue's cross talk "Be a Rich Man"

lines from Yun-peng Yue's cross talk "Be a Rich Man"

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Yun-peng Yue's lines

A: Let me introduce my partner. His name is Sun Yue, Mr. Sun, and he has been in poor health recently.

B: He has some diseases.

A: He has leg cancer. You say that a person is ill

B: Hey, hey, what is leg cancer?

A: It's inflammation of the leg.

B: The leg is ill.

A: The doctor advised him to amputate from below the eyebrows, but he didn't agree.

B: Wait, amputation below the eyebrows is called craniotomy.

A:

B: I haven't heard of it. There is something wrong with your leg. Open your head.

A: Just open your head. What's wrong with opening your leg?

B: It's outrageous.

A: anyway, we are not particularly healthy, but we will still try our best to perform for you. Teacher Sun

B: Your teacher

A: Crosstalk is very good, and I like to talk about it when I was a child

B: I started studying at the age of four or five, and then I joined the work after I graduated from primary school

B: Wait, I graduated from primary school. I have a job

A: Um

B: How old am I after primary school? A: 23

B: Oh, my youth. That

A: You married your head teacher when you were in the fourth grade of primary school. B: Play

A: Really

B: What really?

B: Graduated from high school

A: Oh, graduated from high school, and started to work after graduation

B: Right

A: Being an animal in Beijing Zoo

B: Right

A: You said this man, how courageous

B: Wait, are you being an animal? Raising animals

A: Even raising animals

B: What do you mean, even raising animals

A: Right, right

A: Raising elephants, raising elephants for ten years

B: Ten years

A: Elephants are getting thinner and thinner, he ... you know.

B: what do I know? It's just like my head feed.

A: I just admitted it today.

B: Who admitted it? There is no such thing.

A: Anyway, I talked about cross talk later.

B: Hey, don't talk nonsense.

A: Some friends said it. Did you talk about cross talk to make money?

B: really?

A: Yes, hehe

B: Oh, you are so straightforward

A: We just want to make money, but he's not

B: I'm not

A: I have money at home

B: It's a little

A: He's a rich second generation

B: I <

A: He is a rich second generation

B: It's so disgusting

A: He is a row of rich second generations

B: One or one

A: He is a rich second generation, what is a rich second generation? B: Tell me

A: His brother is rich, which is called rich second generation

B. Everyone in your family is equal.

A: Who

B: My father is rich.

A: His father is rich, and his father is the boss of Qiao Jiangxi.

B: How can there be Qiao Jiangxi?

A: The boss of Qiao Jiangxi, recently he got a girl named Da H

B: Let's not talk nonsense. Big H has a younger sister named little H

B: Zhang has a modern face

A: Modern, modern, that's oblique

B: Coming over, little H

A: Little H, anyway, he is rich. This man, after he has money, he just buys a house, a car and a car

B: So poor?

B: Yes

A: A house in Beijing, a big house in the Second Ring Road

B: Oh, I have money. Then

A: I bought a nine-bedroom

B: Ah, a small villa in the Second Ring Road.

A: I want to kill you, you know? Nine bedrooms, all of which are on the first floor, nine bedrooms, nine bathrooms and no kitchen. If you have money, then

B: Wait a minute.

A: Rich second generation.

B: Wait a minute. Nine people live on the first floor, nine people live in nine bathrooms, and there is no kitchen. I wrapped a layer of home

A: I said, did you wrap a layer of home?

B: nonsense, nine rooms are on the first floor, five rooms here and four rooms here, leaving one room as a staircase.

A: Look how familiar he is, that is, the exterior wall of your house is yellow.

B: Our house sign is still blue.

A: It feels like home.

B: It is like home.

A: I bought a nine-bedroom, nine-bedroom apartment. I have nine bedrooms. Can I marry nine daughters-in-law? B: It's a good wish. A: Check online, but it's no good. B: You are a simpleton. You still need to check online. Just ask. A: What should I do?

B: Ask someone

A: You are stupid, you don't have to ask.

B: Oh, yes, you don't have to ask.

A: I've been asking for years, but it's no good at all. He wants to have a group of wives.

B: Wishes

A: Good wishes, and finally comes up with a good idea. What a wonderful wish

B: Hmm

A: The first night, I took my wife to sleep in the first room

B: Hmm, the first night

A: The second night, I took my daughter-in-law to sleep in my concubine's room, and the last night

B: Hey, hey, no, no, the last night. Which one of the ladies is for guests to live in

A: Then who will play the role of miss

B: Then whoever asks me to drop in, who will play it

A: Okay, I'm following you

B: Wow, you can't follow me

A: Okay, baby, I am.

B: Bought

A: Bought a nine-handed Alto

B: This rich man is really cheap.

A: That car license plate, green A's

B: This is from Qinghai.

A: The brand of the Qing Dynasty

B: Wait, wait, wait

. There were cars in the Qing dynasty, and the Empress Dowager Cixi could still be overtaken by Eight-Nation Alliance.

A: Eight-Nation Alliance drove a Ming A ..

B: isn't this nonsense?

A: anyway, it's the brand of Qing dynasty.

B: the brand of Qinghai.

A: well, the brand of Qinghai won't work within a few days. If you abandon it, you shouldn't buy it.

B: Abandon it and change it to a car.

B: I don't know why it sounds so awkward. Is this a shoe or a car? Bought an Olympic ring

B: You wait

A: Ouch, Olympic ring

B: You wait

A: Ouch, why are you always pushing me

B: What are you so beautiful about here? A: I'll draw a circle to curse you and fart you to death. It's not popular now. Explain to me what the Olympic rings are. A: That is, the five rings of Audi. B: Hey, hey, hey, that's the four rings of Audi. A: Yes, four rings are Audi, and five rings are the Olympics. B: Who asked you? A: Audi A8,

B: Nice car. Who can afford it?

B: Ordinary people can't afford it.

A: Audi A8, eight cylinders, more than one million. Drive this car, play in the street, be happy, and drive ahead. There is a nine-handed Alto in front, and he scolds the street. How can I sell it to you, grandson? Hurry up.

B: hey, that's enough.

A: pay off the brand a.

B: that's how I was changed, isn't it?

A: I'm not happy anyway. Go ahead.

B: hmm

A: it was broken, and it was stopped by the police.

B: why did the police stop me?

A: you pressed the line.

B: oh, the traffic lane on the road,

A: there were many traffic lanes on the road, so he didn't pay attention, and the line was pressed.

Get your window down

B: Let it down

A: There's nothing we can do. Uncle police car is talking, so we have to listen. B: Be obedient. A: Shake it, it's not easy to shake it. B: Am I Alto or Audi? A: Audi. B: It's all Audi. Why are you still rolling the window?

A: I modified it myself.

B: How can I be so cheap?

A: Fuck you.

A: It's not easy to shake it. It's been shaking for three hours, and the police are about to cry.

B: Well

A:. Can you hurry up a little

B: It's quite polite

A: It's hot here, but it's cool here. Shake it. After four hours, it finally shook down. He asked the police

B: Asked the police

A: Comrade, what can I do for you? B: Why did you stop me? P >. . hmm? .. let's go

B: I forgot

A: I forgot, and I was confused by the heat.

B: This is my head that has been hot for four hours.

A: Let's go, right? ... (lifting the electric window)

B: Hey, hey, I rolled the window, and it was electric.

A: Hmm

B: Oops

A: Oops

B: Isn't this honesty ruining myself?

A: do you exercise? Going up is electric. Keep driving. It's broken.

B: What's the matter?

A: the police stopped again!

B: Why are you stopping me again?

A: There are too many lines.

A: Comrade, pull over and get your window down. (Put another person in a different tone.) I just got it up.

B: Who has seen it?

A: Come on. It's not easy to shake. It has been shaking for three hours, and this time the policeman cried. B: His heart is really fragile. A: (Crying) Comrade, let me tell you the truth. Comrade, can you hurry up? Let me tell you the truth. One minute before I stopped you, I should get off work.

B: How do you know my skill?

A: I'm a bitch, too. Why do you think I stopped you? can you hurry up a little ?

B: oops

A: no

B: oops, I'm right

A: no, I'll take it! Shake it, four hours later, he asked the police, what do comrades want with me?

B: what is it?

A: (crying) Let's go, thank you, Teng (electric window), let's go.

B: Oh, this policeman's brain is not so good.

A: Just left, this policeman talked, and now the driver can't afford to get hurt.

B: There's nothing left! !

A: he was depressed. He kept driving, but it broke down again.

B: What happened?

A: He was stopped by the police again.

B: Why do police cars stop me so much?

A: There is a pressure line.

B: How can you keep pressing the line?

A: Comrade, pull over. I haven't been home for eight hours.

B: Who told you to refit it?

A: Why is it so annoying? Come on, get it off me, or I'll shoot you, you know?

B: Oh, I blew a gun.

A: I have a pistol, and I'm starting to get scared. Shake it.

B: It's changed to two hands.

A: I shook it for ten minutes, and the police talked.

B: What did you say?

A: Comrade, it's ok. There is a crack, so long as you can communicate.

B: Just have a crack.

A: No

B: I have to die. This can't be done.

A: Stop shaking and I'll kill you. You can just open the car door.

B: Yes, those two policemen are so confused. You said

A: Hmm? impossible