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Sometimes, people really speak without thinking.

I remember when I was in the first grade, there was a naughty student in my class who always talked nonsense in class, especially in Chinese class.

The Chinese teacher is a young male teacher who happens to be in love with this classmate's sister.

So this naughty egg is not afraid of teachers at all, especially in Chinese class, and speaks recklessly.

Once, the teacher got angry, called the naughty boy up and severely criticized him. Finally, he said, "stupid cow, why don't you talk without thinking?" "Straight through the heart!" I didn't expect Niu Ben's frank answer. The students burst into laughter and the teacher turned green.

Although it's a joke, I know it very well now.

Last night, I was busy picking up the shepherd's purse I dug at noon. Dabao and Bao Xiao were holding mobile phones and videos of grandma.

It happened that a big cousin was playing there with her children. Grandma kept asking Bao Xiao to call her sister. Dabao saw her and began to say hello to her sister, who shouted.

I don't know how long it took, but I suddenly blurted out, "Yuanyuan, is your sister talking to boys or girls?" Dabao one leng, immediately laughed, "sister when the girl! ! ! Hehe. "

I also reacted at this time, but I really didn't expect that I would suddenly say this sentence. It is conceivable that I was laughed at by the whole family.