Contents of English handwritten newspaper

References of English Handwritten Newspaper

First of all, English jokes

A little girl is talking about whales with her teacher. The teacher said that physically speaking, it is impossible for a whale to swallow a person, because although it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said that a whale swallowed Jonah. The teacher was angered, and he repeatedly stressed that whales could not swallow a person; This is physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah goes to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then ask him."

A little girl and her teacher are talking about whales. Her teacher said: "From the perspective of body structure, it is impossible for a whale to swallow a person. Because although the whale is a very huge mammal, its throat is very small. " The little girl said Jonah (Xibe prophet) was swallowed by a whale. Her teacher was very angry. She told the little girl, "From the perspective of body structure, it is impossible for a whale to swallow a person." The little girl said, "Then when I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah." Her teacher asked, "Well, what if Jonah goes to hell?" The little girl replied, "In that case, you can ask him."

Second, English stories.

A cat goes to the river every day. He wants to go fishing. But he can't catch any fish.

A cat goes to the river every day. He wanted to go fishing, but he couldn't catch any.

One day, he went to the river as usual. Suddenly a fish came out. He caught the fish. He is very happy. He forgot to put the fish in the basket. He dances and sings. He shouted, "I have a fish! I have a fish! " All his friends came to see him.

One day, he went to the river as usual. Suddenly a fish surfaced. He caught the fish. He is very happy. He forgot to put the fish in the basket. He sang and danced and shouted, "I caught a fish!" " I caught a fish! "All his friends came to see it.

"Where is your fish? Let's have a look. " His friend said.

"Where is your fish? Let's take a look. " His friend said.

"It's right there, near the bank." The cat replied. But he can't find any fish. When he sang and danced, the fish jumped back into the river.

"There, near the river bank." The cat replied. But he can't find any fish. When he sang and danced, the fish jumped back into the river.