Are there any funny jokes?

Xiaoming: Mom, you are becoming more and more like a fish.

Mom: You mean like a mermaid?

Xiao Ming: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

2. Dad: What? Xiao Ming, you are looking at pictures of naked women. Were you like this when you were a kid? Say! Where did these photos come from?

Xiaoming: I found it in your drawer.

Xiao Ming: Mom, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?

Mom: that's right

Xiao Ming: Well, this series ends today. You can't stop me from watching it.

4. Sister: Brother, what should we do if there are delinquent teenagers blackmailing us?

Xiao Ming: Run and let him chase.

Sister: Can you beat them?

Xiaoming: I just need to beat you.

5. Mom: Don't go to school alone to avoid being blackmailed by bad teenagers.

Xiao Ming: But none of my classmates wants to go with me. Mom: Why?

Mom: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother.

6. Teacher: Xiao Ming, your beautiful works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow.

Xiaoming: No teacher: Why?

Xiaoming: My father does this job. He will go to work tomorrow.

7. Mom: Xiao Ming, look, my sister got 100, and you only got 50.

Xiao Ming: I did as you said.

Mom: What did I say?

Xiao Ming: You said I wish I had half my sister.

Xiaoming: Mom, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time.

Mom: Why did you call twice in a row?

Xiaoming: Didn't you teach me to stand up when I fell?

9. Mom: I have to go home as soon as the summer cram school is over. Why don't you listen? I hate people who don't come home on time. ...

Xiaoming: Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work!

Xiaoming: Sister, why do you study so hard?

Sister: It's all because of you.

Xiaoming: Me?

Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!