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Ten classic sketches by Shen Teng and Mary

Ten classic essays by Shen Teng and Mary: occupying a seat, 365 blessings, not paying back, going through the motions, happiness today 2, help or not, my road, pit, a son-in-law and a half, happiness today.

1, "Occupy"

The sketch tells the story of several parents who tried their best to give their children a "C position" at the beginning of primary school. The program not only makes people laugh, but also has ironic practical significance, which makes the audience in front of the TV think after watching it. There are too many things more important than seats, children's growth process and learning process.

2. "365 blessings"

365 Blessings is a sketch performed by Shen Teng, Mary and Du Xiaoyu. The sketch premiered on February 15 in Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening 20 15, focusing on the phenomenon of receiving red envelopes in the current contradiction between doctors and patients.

3. "Don't give it back to me"

In the sketch, Shen Teng plays an old lai who is rich and unwilling to pay back the money. Not only that, he also made various excuses for not paying back the money. Find some lucky roots in the hospital to hang up for yourself, or send some radiator water to old classmates who want to pay the bill. In short, it is the embodiment of "I have no money".

4. "Going through the motions"

The sketch "Going Through the Field" tells a story of "painting a barren hill with false environmental protection", with real news as the background. The whole sketch is full of reversals, satire, non-sensationalism and non-bloodiness, and the highest level is to stop abruptly at key points.

5. Happy Today 2

20 13 CCTV year of the snake Spring Festival Evening sketch program, performed by Shen Teng and Mary. The sketch continues the story of 20 12 Spring Festival Evening, and still tells the story of the lovely character "Hao Jian" seeking help. 15 minute sketch is easy to understand and dense, which not only makes the audience smile from ear to ear, but also makes everyone reflect on life in laughter, cherish life more and have a happy life.

6. "Help or not"

20 14 CCTV Spring Festival Evening sketch program. The performers are Shen Teng, Mary and Du Xiaoyu. Shen Teng plays "Hao Jian" in the sketch. Faced with the question of whether the silver-haired old lady played by Mary can't get up when she falls, Hao Jian is "mean" and Du Xiaoyu will arrange triangles separately.

7. My way

The essay My Road tells the life story of Shen Teng and Mary. Shen Teng wants to be an actor, but his dream is illusory. His plays are full of laughter, which makes people laugh. This story tells us that dreams are realistic, but we should be down-to-earth and work hard to realize them. No matter what your dream is, you must make unremitting efforts to realize it.

8. "Pit"

This essay "Pit" is one of the classics of Shen Teng, Mary, Chang Yuan and Allen. The originality and humor of this sketch are impressive, and it still makes people laugh after reading it many times. The word "pit" refers to some bad things, but this sketch turns these things into a joke.

9. "One and a half son-in-law"

One of the top ten classic sketches of Shen Teng and Mary is the son-in-law and half a son. This sketch tells the story of an old man who was cheated by telecommunications. His uncle wanted to wake him up, so he designed a fake "kidnapping" scheme. As a result, the misunderstanding of my father-in-law was deepened, and a story full of jokes but warmth was produced.

10, happy today.

Shen Teng Mary's essay "Today's Happiness" tells a series of funny and touching stories that Deng Xiaoliang asked his friend Hao Jian to help him pretend to be his son in order to make his wife happy. This story tells us that happiness is not one-sided and needs the joint efforts of both sides. In real life, we also need to care for each other, support each other and understand each other, so that happiness becomes the normal state in our lives.