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Should there be football in China?
Original song: Tu Honggang
Kick the ball without attacking.
Shou is also very relaxed.
Walk sideways with hands akimbo.
We have magical powers.
Nanquan and Beitui
Zheng Zhi and Wang Song.
The two masters rushed forward.
The Olympic Games showed magical power.
(rap) Elbow the corner of the eye and sweep the leg.
Football is like a swallow in the clouds, but you can't see it.
Practice thick skin on the outside and turtle spirit on the inside.
All point guards are like Henry, and we have an emperor in our hearts.
(Rap) If you are ugly when playing football, you will look away with your elbow.
China kung fu move will know whether there is.
Kung fu is deep in your hands, but there is no root under your feet.
The match-fixing and the black whistle awakened shaolin soccer's soul.
Xie Yalong is the boss of the company, and there are many English bears under his command.
After years of martial arts training, the Olympic Games showed its magic.
The Olympic Games is magical!
B. China Men's Football Edition Song of Hao Han
The national football team is advancing.
The hearts of fans all over the world are shaking.
Gnome male-",my heart is shaking, and it stinks every time. )
Just leave. Wow.
Kicking and hugging.
(gnome male-",you have a hug, 90 minutes don't score. )
Not as good as people Shout wow
Elbow when it's time to elbow. Wow.
Wind and torches throw people away.
Hey, Ilya.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Il.
Not as good as people Shout wow
Elbow when it's time to elbow. Wow.
Wind and torches throw people away.
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