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One day, Bill Gates came to China to look for a job. The recruiter asked him, "Can you use a printer and fax machine? Can you sweep the floor and wash the toilet? " Gates: "No, but I can program." Recruiter: "You can't even do such a simple job well, and you dare to brag about programming?" I might as well spend 800 yuan to hire an illiterate. "

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On the third day, Gates came to apply for a job again: "Harvard University has agreed to grant me an honorary doctorate." The recruiter asked, "What Harvard? Never heard of it! Harbin Buddhist College? We are asking for graduates from famous universities in China. "

On the fourth day, Gates: "China Tsinghua University has agreed to grant me an honorary doctorate." Recruiter: "Do you speak at least two languages?" Gates: "I can only speak English." "We require candidates to speak at least two languages and be fluent." Gates knelt down and begged, "Give me a chance. I just want to make a living. Just give me 600 yuan salary. " "Well, how is your English? Have you passed the fourth level? " Gates: "No, it's too difficult. But I can communicate in English. Look, I'm not communicating with you in English now. There are no obstacles at all. " Recruiter: "We only certify books, but don't recognize people."

On the fifth day, Gates starved to death in China. A young man went to the barber shop for a haircut. He asked, "How long does it take to get a haircut?" The barber looked at the customers in the shop.

Said, "About two hours." The young man is gone.

A few days later, the young man came for a haircut. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "How long does it take to get a haircut?" Barber, look

He glanced at the customers in line in the store and said, "About three hours." The young man is gone.

A week later, the young man came again and asked, "How long does it take to get a haircut?" The barber saw that the shop had

The full customer said, "About four and a half hours." The young man is gone.

The barber looked at a friend in the shop and said, "Hey, Bill, follow this guy and see where he goes. He always comes.

Ask him how long he waited for a haircut, and he never came back. "

After a while, Bill went back to the store, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "Where did he leave here?"

? Bill looked up and smiled with tears in his eyes: "I went to your house! "

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At first I thought it was a joke, but later I felt ashamed. This young man is a thief and should have stolen something.

So this is a serious joke. But after watching it again, it was still a joke, because if you steal something, you may be caught twice before.

I found it. This makes sense at first glance, but there is a key figure in the text-Bill, why is he laughing?

Hysterical, tears came out, no matter his position is on the barber's side or on the young side, he

It doesn't make sense to laugh. As an excellent joke, this kind of mistake should not appear, which shows that I am interested in this joke.

There is a deviation in understanding. Need to continue to analyze and re-understand, now our focus is on Bill, why the whole article?

He is the only person with a name in the article? The young man went to the barber shop three times. Bill, has he been here all the time? One vote to the end

What is this? What do hairdressers and young men stand for?

Marx once said, "I mean

Let's first analyze the background of this story and what kind of social conditions it takes place in. There are two places in the article.

It involves the background of the story, one bright and one dark. A friend named Bill, a barber of Light, is an obvious westerner.

People's names. It takes a long time to queue up for a haircut in the dark, and the haircut service is in short supply. If but from

According to the clues in Light, the story usually takes place in western countries, but Chairman Mao taught us "# ◎"

RMB%% ... RMB 43 ",so we can't jump to a conclusion, we should make a comprehensive analysis to see what kind of result it is.

More reasonable and realistic. Let's keep looking. We can't seem to get anything definite from the darkness.

Conclusion, but judging from the source and spreading process of jokes, especially considering the role of stories in warning and educating people, I think

This story takes place in the background of China. I believe everyone has the experience of queuing for a haircut.

But why did the author let a westerner's name appear? Who the hell is he?

To answer this question, we need to re-analyze the roles of hairdressers and young people.

This young man's activities are very simple. Every time he goes to the barber shop, he asks if there is a place, then he goes to the barber shop and then gets a haircut.

Shop, and then go back to the barber shop, so third, (I don't know if it will continue)

Here, I think the barber shop, as a huge and unrestricted place, is a metaphor for the whole society.

Barbers are the rulers of society, and the barber's house represents the temporary separation of young people from society, but it is also

A place where you can't live and stay for long.

Young people obviously represent a kind of people, and the key point is on this small scale, representing youth.

Let's imagine, a young man, running to the society and asking, is there a place?

People in power say, no, how long will it take?

The young man had to leave here for a while and go to a temporary place.

After a while, he asked again:

Does this scene look familiar? What is this?

By the way, you are right. The young man represents the students looking for a job, and the position in the barber shop represents the job opportunity.

The barber's home is our lovely school.

In this way, the whole joke can be translated as follows:

I graduated from college. Do you have a job? No, wait another two years, alas, then I have to study for a master's degree;

I graduated with a master's degree Do you have a job? No, wait another three or four years, alas, then you have to be a doctor;

I got my doctorate when I graduated. Do you have a job? No, wait a little longer, alas, then we'll have to fuck a strong man.

Now back to our original question, who is Bill?

Think again, which bill is the best now?

Congratulations, you got it right again. He's Bill. Gates

So you can understand why Bill laughed so hysterically, because Bill went to work before graduating from college.

So he saw the young man go back to school as a strong man for work, and he thought it was really funny.

To sum up, this joke is actually about school and employment.