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The days when beautiful women work hard in Guangzhou are so open.

You were so excited that you stayed up all night.

You are always excited when you travel for the first time. You are full of dreams about your job. Those peers who go to work in cities without graduating from junior high school seem to have done something decent when they come back from the Spring Festival every year, which makes you jealous.

You have no ambition, but you want to be a vulgar person. Getting a high school diploma is the only pursuit of studying. You don't have dreams and ambitions. Work is your most desirable life.

Like the young people in the village, you pin your life dream on working life and go there to pursue your own happy life.

The futility of reading has long been a cliche in the village. You have graduated from high school at least. Compared with those peers who went out to work without graduating from junior high school, you feel like an intellectual, but you don't feel much.

You are lying on a long-distance sleeper bus, and you are very excited to go to Guangzhou to work with your fellow villagers for the first time. Of course, you are a little sad to say goodbye to your family for the first time.

The scene where mom and dad sent you out with gastrodia elata has always been in your mind, full of sadness.

When you leave your family, it will be a long time. Some people go home after going out for two or three years, while others go home after going out for a month. Don't be so discouraged. You want to work in Guangzhou to earn money to go home. You are full of hope and confused about the future.

Your mother's eyes were red and there were some tears when you got on the early bus, but your mother didn't cry.

You know that your mother was afraid that you would go out to work and bring you bad luck, so she held back her tears.

I am lucky to travel far, and I have to laugh if I want to cry again.

This is a local custom, and everyone thinks so.

You and your family are the same. No one cries. Although your nose is sour, you held back your tears.

However, Dapeng and their old workers are not so sad. They are always laughing.

You want to be an old worker in the future, and you will be as happy as Dapeng and others. At this time, you want to cry, especially your mother's red eyes.

But you can't cry, you don't want others to laugh, and you don't want to go out and bring yourself bad luck.

You lie on the sleeper, trying to think about other things, and gradually wash away the sadness of parting with your family.

A few hours later, Dapeng and they both fell asleep. But you can't sleep at all. Although a little sleepy, it is natural to be excited.

The sadness of leaving relatives still burns in my heart like fire. It's still short before you go home to the Spring Festival. This is your first trip away from your parents, and it always feels a little too long.

The window is full of wonders and the carriage is buzzing.

You and Dapeng have their own sleepers, and he and his wife are lying on the sleeper in front of you. You always feel uncomfortable sleeping alone in a row of sleepers with these two strange ladies.

Dapeng is very lewd, but he has a wife and doesn't have the guts. Just now, when he got on the bus, he secretly told you that you were lucky to meet a beautiful girl on the bus and told you not to let go.

You know, you've heard it from those young people at home before.

They sit in the sleeping car. As long as they sit with beautiful women, they always try their best to touch them and say a set of words about how to flirt with them first. Say what? Make friends with them first, and then cover them with a quilt and touch them at night. They say they don't resist at ordinary times, and some of them are quite enthusiastic.

Men like Dapeng can flirt with women on any occasion. Even if flirting fails, they will say that flirting is successful, so as to increase their face. You know these things.

But at this point, you don't know if what they say is true, and you don't have the guts.

Although the two girls around you are beautiful, you feel itchy when you think about them.

But you still can't, and you dare not touch them.

Two people sleep in it and talk endlessly. They are all dialects that you can understand. These are all boring topics.

You want to join their small talk, you didn't mean to. You just want to talk to someone to pass this boring journey.

But you don't know how to strike up a conversation with them. There are many reasons in your mind that you can't say.

You are so agitated in the bunk that you dare not even roll if you want to, for fear of meeting the girl next to you and causing misunderstanding.

You still have a past in your mind. You go to school in the county by bus. The passengers in the car are very crowded. There is a sexy lady in front, so she puts her round ass against you. As the car swayed, you pushed too hard and lost your mind. Instead of leaning over, you kept holding her ass.

Although your behavior has not been exposed, it may be seen by people who have had similar experiences behind you. It may seem normal to outsiders, but the lady got off the bus and stared at you. From then on, you left a sense of shame in your heart, which lasted for a long time. Now that kind of self-blame and shame seems to have played a role in me, and sometimes I always feel awkward when I think about it.

But you have to ask the young lady why she doesn't move her round ass, or lean over, and you won't be a rogue.

You think Dapeng is right. What men think is what women think. Think about it, you seem to have a little courage to touch that girl, but this courage is very small, and finally you lie down honestly.

It was dark outside the window. In the thick night, the lights of some villages outside the window twinkle like stars.

When the coach passes through the town, it will see many lights. The buzzing carriage was quiet and most people fell asleep.

You are a stranger to all this, and you look empty.

They stopped talking.

Guess they're asleep, too.

You can't help looking at them.

Although you glanced at their faces all the way, you always felt that you didn't see them clearly. You always want to see them clearly, as if you want to engrave them in your mind forever, and you are eager to see them more. This kind of peeping is not so much lust as curiosity.

The girl sleeping next to you, when you turn to look at her, her eyes are wide open.

You turned around in a hurry, and those eyes changed different meanings in your mind. What do they seem to be implying to you? How does it feel to warn you?

She turned over and touched you sincerely.

You can't stop breathing fast, as if you feel her breathing getting thicker and thicker.

You wonder if she is hinting at you, but you dare not go near her, and your mind is blank and you are at a loss. Instinct will eventually make you a gentleman.

Afterwards, you regretted not touching the girl.

You remember she asked you what time it was, and her voice was a little hoarse.

If you really touched her, I'm sure she wouldn't object.

But if you really touch her, your image as a gentleman in her mind will definitely be gone.

Of course, there may be bad results, and you will be called a hooligan by her. The cost of such an adventure seems too high for your face to bear such a heavy shame.

You didn't touch that girl.

She asked you the time.

You tell her heavily.

She even yelled at you.

Later, she didn't say anything, just lying next to you, sleeping soundly like a girlfriend.

Her body and clothes are next to you. You can feel her temperature and smell the shampoo in her hair.

When the coach passed a dark road that night, a male passenger asked the driver to stop, and he wanted to relieve himself.

The driver refused. He said that this section was unsafe for fear of encountering robbers. He had to stop the car for a while until he got close to the checkpoint in front.

The male passenger said discontentedly that the driver was afraid of ghosts.

The driver said, "You are not afraid to go down and try. I am not responsible for anything. "

The other two drivers said to the male passenger, "Don't stop in this dark. If something goes wrong, find a ghost to pay for it. "

The male passenger was pulled by his fellow villagers, so he stopped arguing with the driver and went to bed.

Presumably, he really just wanted to relieve himself, not like an accomplice of a robber.

You haven't been robbed on the road just after you went out. But you have heard at home that it is not safe to work in Guangzhou.

Robbers stop cars on the dark horse road, or get stuck in traffic jams, and then rush to a long-distance bus to rob passengers' property, and sometimes rob people. As long as no one is killed, no one dares to call the police. Even if someone calls the police, the information is blocked on the black road in this old mountain village, and there is no mobile phone. When the victim went to the town ten miles away to call the police, the robber had run away without a trace, even if the police knew who the robber was, they wouldn't care.

It is said that the police are working with the robbers. Without the support of the police, the robbers didn't have the courage to block the road.

In the early 1990s, people said that working in Guangzhou was the same as taking a big adventure.

I can't help but be a little scared at the thought. It's always exciting to see people meet robbers on TV. At this time, when I thought I might meet them, I couldn't stop being afraid and prayed to the bodhisattva in my heart not to meet robbers.

After the long journey, the coach stopped at the side of the road. Not far ahead, you can really see the brightly lit checkpoint.

The passengers all got off the bus to relieve themselves. Both men and women slipped along the road to relieve themselves. It's really spectacular Snow-white buttocks lined up along the road, and the passing lights made the buttocks very white.

When Dapeng got on the bus, he touched your head and said, "Nice."

You didn't say anything.

You did it.

You saw several women squatting on the side of the road with their pants off, and the passing lights swept across the ground, making their buttocks very white, but you just glanced at them and didn't remember much. You didn't see those two girls because they ran to the grass on the other side of the road. After all, it's a girl, about eighteen or nineteen, as shy as you.

But if you are a man, take it out and solve it. If you are a girl, you will run away like them and hide in the grass to relieve yourself. Those weeds on the grass won't scratch people ... you're thinking again, and you won't stop for a while.

You think you are dirty, but you can't stop thinking about them relieving themselves on the grass. It wasn't long before they fell asleep next to you, and your evil thoughts gradually disappeared. That girl fell asleep next to you just like her girlfriend. You are not a man who will take the opportunity to touch her, and she may be relieved. She may be disappointed in you. You are really a plague cow that doesn't eat grass. She sleeps next to you, and you don't even know that you want her to go away.

She can't breathe naturally, she moves again, and her ass is round on you.

Her plump breasts are bulging in her clothes, her body smells pleasant, and her hair smells like Head & Shoulders.

Don't move.

Outside the window, the thick night scene is still rapidly retrogressing. It's late at night, and it's past Qingyuan. Some people say that they will arrive in Guangzhou in an hour or two.

You can't stop gathering courage and turn around to see the girl lying next to you.

She actually opened her eyes and looked at you, turned to face you and said, "You also go to Guangzhou."

You were overjoyed and said, "Yes. What about you? "

You just sideways, facing her, watching her smile like a couple in the same bed, and finally together with her body, her breasts are crowded on your chest, you can't feel her reaction, she must know your reaction.

She didn't go away, but pushed closer to you. You can't stop moving, your lower body is closer to her.

She said softly, "That's right."

Her voice is gentle, like a hint, and like a kind of trust in you.

You dare not expect anything, your mind is blank.

You ask, "Have you worked in Guangzhou for a long time?"

She said, "Three years."

You said, "You worked for three years at such a young age?"

"Ah, I came out to work after graduating from primary school. I learned to make clothes in our county at that time. I wasted three years. I knew I would come to work in Guangzhou when I came out of school. I can learn everything without paying tuition. " Her words, accompanied by the warm taste in her mouth and the faint aroma in her hair, rushed into your nostrils, feeling warm, like the aroma of Luo Xin.

You and Luo Xin often take a walk on the county cemetery road at night.

When you hold her hand, this warm fragrance will come out of her hair and jump into your nostrils. It feels really warm. The light of Lingyuan Road has extended the figure of you and Luo Xin. You are lovers and good friends. You talk about everything, but you are all confused about the future and feel that the future is bright at the same time. You are like a cloud in the sky, gathered and scattered by the wind. Her wish is to go to college; However, you yearn for the life of working, have no desire to study, and really want to escape from school, as if you were a free man after escaping from school. No one will force you to learn the text you don't like, and you won't tell your parents for a little pocket money. You can learn to earn money on your way to work and be a person who is no longer bound by any restrictions.

At that time, you envied Li Ka-shing. He came out to work when he was thirteen, and you have always been his idol. After all, you got your high school diploma. After all, you are talking about a new era of CCTV news broadcast. You believe that as long as you work hard on your way to work, you will also become Li Ka-shing.

Everyone has his own interests. It is inevitable to be sad when breaking up, but more is to bless each other. You promised to contact more in the future and want to continue this relationship.

When you said you were going to work in Guangzhou, what you said and thought was like a story about going to the seaside, like doing something important. You are full of confidence, as if once you go to Guangzhou, you will become a big boss in a year or two.

Luo Xin said to wait for your good news and let you write to her or call home.

The girl who slept in it looked up at you when she saw you two chatting. She smiled and pushed the girl who was crowded with you.

The girl who was crowded with you nudged the girl's back, and then the girl went back to sleep as if nothing had happened.

Do you know why a girl elbows her, and your face turns red, and you lose the courage to talk to her again? Although you have a lot to say to her in your stomach, those words are blocked in your throat by your shame and nervousness, and you can't say them at all.

You suddenly have the illusion that if she is Luo Xin, then you can put your hand on her neck, so it will be warm and comfortable for two people to lie down like this.

You don't always want to touch her two plump breasts.

Xinxin put her arm on rosin and became numb.

She is very happy and turns to ask you: Why?

You said with a bitter face that my arm was almost crushed by your pillow.

Giggling, she sat up from the grass with a smile. It was cool in the shade.

……

Hu Qing, will you forget me when you get to Guangzhou?

The day you said goodbye, she asked you.

No. You say it firmly, and then you ask her: Will you forget me?

I don't know. She looked blankly at the flowing water of the river.

You women are so fickle. You say.

She said, what, I'll go to the provincial capital to study wherever you want to work in Guangzhou? We are still young and many things in the future are uncertain. My father also said that we are young people in the new era. If we don't study hard and get a college degree, we can't even make a living in the future.

You said her father was stubborn, so you proved it to her with your actions. If you don't study, working in Guangzhou will definitely be more promising than studying in a university.

She wants you to succeed, so that she won't be afraid.

You asked her what she was afraid of.

She said she was afraid of the ruthlessness of reality.

Do you remember that her eyes were red and she didn't cry?

What you think most is Guangzhou, a famous metropolis in China.

Hu Qing, remember to write or call me when you get to Guangzhou.

You too.

You look at her eyes, red, with some sparkling tears.

The car buzzed with the night outside the window. You really wish this car could last a few more hours. Because she is lying beside you, you are very comfortable, and some are reluctant to let her go so soon. This farewell will be farewell forever, and it is always sad to think about it.

An hour and a half later, the car entered the Guangzhou bus terminal, full of high-rise buildings, traffic, bright lights and crowds.

You didn't think about women and didn't say a word when you got off the bus. You both went back to the cold and strange world and walked out of the station with the surging crowd. Each of you followed your relatives and friends as quickly as you fled.

You are standing on a strange and bustling street in Guangzhou, and you are scared, shocked and panicked by this bustling and unfamiliar sight.

You have seen Guangzhou on TV before, and all the bustling scenes are beautiful. You yearn for it without panic. Anyone who has relatives and friends working in Guangzhou will regard them as something to show off between you and dream of coming here one day.

As if Guangzhou is full of hopes and opportunities, you can find gold everywhere and find a very easy job at any time.

You came to Guangzhou like this, and there is no room for the change of your dreams. You changed from a beautiful dream to a terrible dream. You have been looking for a job in Guangzhou Shijing Industrial Zone for several days, but you can't find a good job at all. The better-paid factories only recruit women workers, and men are out of date. Only dirty, tired, small and low-paid factories will recruit men.

It is no use having a high school diploma. People looking for jobs are all over the street. They are all looking for jobs to live like hungry dogs. Many of them sleep under the bridge. Many of them have no money and throw rubbish in restaurants every day.

Police cars always take away those "vagrants" who have been wandering the streets of Guangzhou for more than five days. You don't know what wandering is. Dapeng told you. In the past, vagrancy refers to people who moved from rural permanent residence to cities and did not have a stable job and permanent residence, so they fled, took refuge or made a living. Now, you are a farmer who came to the city from the countryside to look for a job.

If Dapeng hadn't taken you in, you would have been taken to Zengcheng shelter by a police car and arrested once. It was a hell on earth. Once the "tramp" is taken to the shelter by the police, no one will take 500 yuan to redeem it, and it will be sent back to the place of origin step by step. Later, you know, they were not sent back to their original places, but sent one homeless person after another to brick factory sites at all levels to do coolies, without a penny. Eight freedoms were bought in seven months, and some were released in one year, and then the government threw them into the street, penniless, so they had to find their own way home.

Dapeng's brother worked in Guangzhou four years ago. The factory didn't help Dapeng's brother to apply for a temporary residence permit and was arrested by the police. Seven get eight free sent to Chenzhou for three months, penniless, desperate to grab with others, was killed.

You have been looking for an easy job, but after several days of searching, your ticket is only valid for five days in Guangzhou. Without a job, I can't get a temporary residence permit, and I dare not go out to find a job again.

Dapeng is also impatient with you, saying that he will go home if he can't find a job again. It's his duty to take you out. If something happens to you like his brother, he can't tell your family in the future.

Dapeng's wife wants you to call your cousin Hu Gang. Hu Gang works as a porter in a ceramic tile factory in Foshan.

After Hu Gang answered your phone, he told you not to go there. It is more difficult to find a job there than in Guangzhou. So in desperation, under the arrangement of Dapeng, you entered the hardware factory where he worked as a general worker, earning a basic salary in 300 yuan every month, including room and board, and working overtime at ordinary times.

You don't want anything else, and you don't have the courage to write and call Luo Xin.

You know dreams lie to you.

TV news lied to you.

It's all fake. This is hell.

You only hope that through your own efforts, one day you can become the director of the workshop like Dapeng.

Dapeng monthly salary 1500 yuan. Last year, Dapeng also changed a Nokia 6 1 10 mobile phone. According to Dapeng, there are thousands, which most people can't afford. In those days, having a mobile phone was a symbol of noble status. Yes 1998. Mobile phones were not as popular then as they are now, which really makes you envy.

Dapeng and his wife rented a rental house outside the factory and lived a decent life, which made you envious. Dapeng is not like you and these ordinary workers in the factory. Ten people crowded into a small dormitory, with bunk beds on both sides and a half-meter-wide aisle in the middle. The curtain is tightly drawn, which is a person's world.

But you gradually realize that since you can't find a good job, you have to settle down first. After all, you just left school and don't understand the cruelty of this world. It was only later that I always heard my colleagues complain about poor wages and unfair life that I gradually began to think about these problems.

But you are still naive, always thinking that you are a knowledgeable high school student. As long as you work hard, you will get ahead one day.

You are confident to reach the living standard of Dapeng in the future. He is also a high school student.

You will also marry a wife like Dapeng, be a workshop supervisor in the factory, rent a rental house outside, live here with your children and wife, go to work and live a carefree life.

With this belief, you can walk quite freely all the way, and there is not much trouble in your life. You mingle with the girls who go to work every day, so you have time to buy some management books at the bookstall.

You also enrolled in the "Business Administration" major in the local adult school, so you are pursuing the living standard of Dapeng.

This letter tells Luo Xin about his work and life. Luo Xin wrote back to encourage you at first, but after Luo Xin started school, you never heard from her again. You know that you and Luo Xin are just a dream. You are two completely different people, just like Mona and you.

Female colleagues in the factory also like to play with you, and you are no longer as stiff as when you were at school. After all, when you step into the society, all the men and women around you dare to say and dare to rush. You don't need anyone to teach you specially, and you will learn it as soon as you learn.

You said that if you could be so happy forever, you would like to live this life all your life. They say you are incompetent, and people who are capable don't want to live a life worse than cattle and horses.

You want to argue, but you don't, because they make you feel savage. Today, colleagues are like close friends. Maybe tomorrow, if there is a quarrel over a trivial matter, the two sides will turn against each other.

Of course, not all colleagues are like this, only some colleagues are like this, but people are separated, and you can't be sure who is good or bad. Only learning to be silent is golden.

You will be in trouble when you meet an unreasonable person like A Hai. He is a notorious rascal in the factory. He often borrows money from his colleagues for gambling and never pays it back. Winning money is generous, and it is rare to invite people to eat and drink.

Everyone who works honestly in the factory knows that A Hai is a rogue, and they dare not provoke him and avoid him. A few days ago, a woman in the packaging department spoke ill of Ah Hai at work, and Ah Hai actually knew.

Some people say that Du Mo was having an affair with Ah Hai, and secretly told Ah Hai that the woman spoke ill of Ah Hai. The woman was scolded by Ahai in the workshop. The woman was afraid to say anything, and all her colleagues saw it.

That's the reality. Sometimes you have to put up with bullying by hooligans like Hai.

You are naturally wary of such people, hate them, and don't want to talk to Ah Hai. He dare not do anything with you. After all, Dapeng is the workshop supervisor in the factory. He is afraid of Dapeng.

When you gradually understand the truth of work and life, you begin to miss your family, miss Luo Xin's past with you, doubt your life, regret that you didn't continue studying, and begin to feel inexplicable fear.

Zhou said that he was homesick when he first came out to work like you, but after working for some years, he got used to it and didn't even want to go home because it was a shame to have no money to go home.

Zhou is the same age as you and tells you everything. He went out to work at the age of fourteen and has been in this factory for more than a year. He wanted to learn fuel injection in the fuel injection department, but the boss refused. He said that if he learned to spray oil, he would become a master in the future, and his job would be very easy with a salary of 1000 yuan a month.

You said, "That job is easy to be poisoned, and your young boss won't let you do it for your own good."

Zhou said that was the boss's nonsense.

You said that you asked Dapeng yesterday that you also wanted to go to the fuel injection department to learn fuel injection, so that you could find a job anywhere in the future, but Dapeng also said that the fuel injection department could not go, which was toxic.

A week doesn't think so. He said that he would quit his job in another month to find another factory and then study technology. He said that with technology, work is like grandpa, without technology, it will always be like grandson, and no one will value it.

What are you going to study?

Ah Zhou nodded a few times, as if it was difficult to answer this question, and said, "We'll talk about it then. I want to learn to mold and drive. "

Look at Zhou, and you think he really has ideals.

Unlike Mr. A in the same dormitory, that person only goes to work all day, then strolls around or gambles with several gamblers. Children of seventeen or eighteen, smoking cigarettes all day, swearing with their mouths closed.

You hate people like Jun.

Jun seldom asks you to play.

But Jun likes to make friends with people and has a good mouth. Aju of the packaging department was put to bed by him on the fifth day after she entered the factory. Everyone in the factory knows that he is capable, but everyone in private knows which girl really lives with such a boy, and there is definitely no good result.

Dapeng also advises you: "It's best not to get involved with that kind of person. If they do well, they will really make a difference in the future. " If they don't do well, they will surely degenerate like literary scorpions. "

You know that people like Mr. A are gangsters in plain English, and they can't work in the factory for long, and the boss knows that, as expected, Mr. A resigned a few months later. Aju was conceived by Ajun. People say Ajun is wicked, but everyone secretly says Aju is a fool.

Aju is three years older than Ajun. Fortunately, she worked in this factory for two years and saved some money. Accompanied by her fellow villagers, she went to the clinic for an abortion. When she went to work in her hometown, she told all about Aju being cheated by Ajun.

"Ah jun cheated O chrysanthemum a lot of money. Zhu is really an idiot. I have advised her not to associate with that smelly boy for a long time. She won't listen, and now she deserves it. " Ali, Aju's hometown, said so.

A Qian said to you, "You men don't have a good thing."

You said, "I'm not lying to you."

The fat girl sitting next to her said, "Who knows if you cheated? I know that A Qian's heart has been cheated by you. "

A Qian blushed and put her arms around the fat girl and hit her. The fat girl turned away and couldn't hit her.

Colleagues laughed, the workshop supervisor coughed heavily, and everyone was quiet.

A Qian said to the fat girl, "Fat girl, I'll hit you after work."

The fat girl said, "Hu Qing, you should be careful." A Qian is a tigress. "

You know what she means. I said, "Please, leave me out of this."

A Qian smiled and ran to the fat girl's back and painted her fat face with colorful blue pigments.

The fat girl shouted at Aqian, who was giggling and running away quickly, "Aqian, you are going to die."

The workshop supervisor shouted to them, "You have gone too far! Such a person will be fined fifty. "

Yi Qian vomitted to stick out her tongue at the fat girl and sat back in place around the table.

The fat girl smiled gently at A Qian: "You wait."

A Qian smiled and made a face at the fat girl.

You whispered, "Stop arguing, the supervisor is angry."

The fat girl said, "It's none of our business that he is angry. I don't want to do this kind of broken factory for a long time. " But the fat girl said this in a low voice, and when she said this, she secretly glanced at the supervisor sitting at her desk like a thief.

You can't help laughing when you see her bear face.

The content behind is more and more free and unrestrained, and the current network system can't upload it, so my book will be uploaded until the freedom of speech. )