A short sentence with a good mood

1, sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, heartless and cute. When your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my lovely face.

4. After marriage, you must take off your clothes and beat your husband, because wearing clothes is called domestic violence, and taking off your clothes is called emotional appeal.

5, the long road of life, who doesn't miss a few steps, the family has to keep it, and the lover still has to get along: there is a cook at home, the unit looks good, there is a cute outside, and there is a miss in the distance. Keep two, keep one, and develop 34567!

6. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

7. As a foodie, I have worked hard. Don't ask me why, I just want to pick up the food and no one dares to turn over the table.

8. Don't laugh at other people's short circuit. At least they still have electricity in their heads. Your battery has long been broken, so you can only change a kitchen knife and washbasin.

9. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

10, I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God.

1 1. There is only one thing in the world that can withstand the impact of life forever: a quiet heart.

12, take every step with the feeling of enjoying the scenery, and put the sunshine or wind and rain in the bag behind you. The journey of life will be rich and wonderful!

13, I met you yesterday and you smiled at me. I was as happy as charging for a day and a half.

14. The best facial care products are smiles and friendliness.

15. Whatever the weather, give yourself a sunny world; No matter the seasons change, make your heart full of birds and flowers.

16, girl, you are very good, pretend to be a man!

Happiness is a pure and colorful bridge that surrounds people.

18, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; When you are old, the mirror is flat.

19, life is not easy, don't drown your sorrows in wine. If you feel sad, go to bed early. Wine costs money, you can save a bottle.

20. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say: What did I do in my last life?