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Who has the full text of Yan Sisi's Strong Man? Send it to me. .
I quickly leaned down, patted him on the back, held his warm big hand, and stood on it a few vicissitudes of hair. It used to be lush, with bulging thumb muscles, which was very beautiful. I will be polite to him. I can't help it I get bored with him when no one is around.
That strong man is my old colleague. At that time, we were all young, because of the regulations of the unit, we all had rooms in the dormitory and slept there for more time. The strong man was about 35 years old, and his wife was in the field. He was transferred to our unit and lived next door to me. I watched him move into the next room that day, and I had some ideas in my heart, and finally I had a handsome guy I liked as my neighbor.
The strong man is burly, with a simple and honest smile on his face, a row of neat white teeth, and his mouth is big when he cracks, but it still matches Zhang Kuan's face. He has a thick beard. He shouldn't shave often. He can also see a piece of blue and such a large area of stubble, just like an urchin who wants to ravage the grass in spring, give it a good touch, haha.
Our two rooms are in the folding part of the T-shaped building. There are only two separate rooms, and on the other side are large rows and many rooms. I switched with a colleague at first. The main purpose is still hidden. Because the bathroom of the whole building is at the end of our corridor, how can such a scenery not try its best to occupy the geographical position? That colleague is tired from going to the toilet and is happy to change with me.
I was filled with joy when the strong man came. He was very busy that day and took a bath in the corridor bathroom. He didn't even bother to close the door. This is a man's camp. It's a bit redundant to close the door, so I saw his body. Hehe, it's very attractive. His chest hair stands upright, almost covering two naturally formed C-covered breasts (both muscular breasts). It extends to the abdomen with a whimper, and his thighs are also covered with grass, which is a bit noble. Look at our strong man's upper abdomen, there is no excess fat at all, but he is not as flat as the young man's lower abdomen. He showed his health and masculinity with his muscles and body hair lying on it.
That night, I wanted to be reserved, but I thought that the strong man was so simple and honest and reserved, so I went to visit. Of course, he greeted my new neighbor warmly. He is a passionate person. He is wearing white shorts. When he saw me coming, he put on a white vest and made me tea, but he didn't buy tea yet. I went back and gave him a pack of Longjing tea. I will be neighbors in the future, and I am still inexplicably excited.
(2)
Strong men have become neighbors and often come to visit. I know he likes drinking, so I specially prepared white wine in his room. Seeing this wine bug, he didn't welcome it at all. He picked up the bottle, took a sip with a smile, and pursed his lips, which was very intoxicating.
"Strong man, take you to pick up girls at night." I made fun of him.
"Beauty, delicious? Well, I need my wife's permission. " On reflection, the strong man opened his mouth, showed his white teeth and answered with a smile.
"I'll get your license, and my wife doesn't have to approve it."
"That's missed, missed." The strong man thought I was serious and a little nervous, so he quickly refused. I really hope that strong man is gay in my heart. Maybe all comrades fantasize that the person they like is gay, whether they can walk together or not, but comrades will have more opportunities.
Knowing the strong man, I can also create more opportunities to be with him. The city of strong men has few relatives and friends, so it's just right for me to spend time with him.
Whenever I am not on duty at night after dinner, I go for a walk with the strong man behind the unit. A strong man is a man who can't brag and doesn't talk much. Our walk seems a little quiet, and I like it, too. I don't have to think about topics to create an atmosphere. What am I thinking? I feel that he walks with his hands behind his back, and I walk side by side with my hands in my pockets. Sure, it's cool for us to walk together. Two handsome policemen, both wearing uniforms, attracted attention.
Walking beside the strong man, you can smell the hormone body fragrance on the strong man. It is said that only healthy men have it. What interests me most is turning to look at the stubble on the cheek of the strong man's face. Under the blue stubble, a muscle occasionally twitches, which is simply beautiful.
Once, I taught a landlubber to swim. There is a small swimming pool in our unit, and my colleagues who came back from handling cases in summer jumped in without taking off their clothes, so the swimming pool is not clean, but I put up with it for the sake of strong men. Give him to the church, and let me polish the oil at the same time. I guess I can have half a swimming pool. I held his hairy belly to teach him how to breathe out in breaststroke, and I also had a chance to slide past his buff and have a taste. He studies hard, and if he doesn't learn well, he blames himself for being stupid. I always praise him for his rapid progress. After a month, I won't have a chance to touch his skin, and he will swim smoothly by himself. Then you have to think of an opportunity, so you should wipe your back when you take a shower.
One day, I took a strong man to the sauna. Strong men are not very interested in saunas. He said the steaming was uncomfortable, but I really enjoyed watching him lie in the sauna room with his eyes closed.
And the strong man approached, and finally the story came out. That night, I took a bath in the corridor and got ready for bed. Suddenly, a strong man with a black face and a red face appeared in front of me. The smell of wine is quite strong. He is naked with a towel and underwear in his hand. He pushed the door in without my permission. He said you were there, so we squeezed together and washed together.
It's rare that you say squeeze and wash together. I can't wait. The bathroom is too small, so there are more opportunities for two people to brush each other. There was something unusual about that strong man that night, and his eyes kept staring at me. I began to get excited about my guess, and so did the strong man? That's really a gift from God. We have to get rid of him sooner or later. After watching it for a long time, he told me with a cheeky smile that buff was quite big, so he touched it with one hand. I pretended to dodge and didn't escape from his hand. I was in infancy at that time, and I was a little uncomfortable. Secondly, I am afraid that my colleagues in the building will find us taking a shower together and end it in a hurry.
(3)
Look me in the eye after the strong man broke into the bathroom. After being friendly and normal for two seconds, he still stared at me and smiled. I'm worried about his open lips and drooling.
After work, as long as you see me here, post it in my room and talk nonsense. Sometimes I talk late, and I go to bed. He sticks to my bed and blows a pipe. I deliberately put my leg on his bear's waist under the bed. He should feel my dependence and the meaning behind it.
Chatting late into the night, he was responsible for calling the bed the next morning. I'm sorry on purpose, waiting for him to bring me breakfast. He likes this and that, and he went out to buy my favorite tofu brain, which was not available in the canteen. As a reward, I leaned out of bed, took his hand and watched the breakfast he bought with great interest. In fact, I want to feel his rough skin, thick joints and hairy hands. I can appreciate his stubble and listen to his breathing at close range. He did not show weakness. He took the opportunity to play a prank and lift my quilt. He started talking, don't stop. I often don't wear underwear. Buff can't breathe in there. It's cruel. And the strong man said that I did it for the convenience of touching myself. The strong man looked at me excitedly, with shame in his mouth and unspeakable nostalgia in his eyes. My buffalo is generally in the state of cock crowing and singing, with hormones and urine inhibition. How good do you think that state is? I also said rudely that Buff saluted you, so you have to show something! Haha, at this moment, his upper lip clenched his lower lip, blew his beard and stared, reaching out and squeezing my buff. I have to cover myself with a quilt to protect myself from foreign enemies.
One noon lunch break, I felt something furry across my face, and then I felt my lips covered with boiling hot air. I'm half awake, strong man! When did he come in? I forgot to close the door. Looking at that strong man through my slightly raised eyelids, maybe he is excited and nervous. He flushed and stared at the handsome guy in front of him! Eyelids are flashing, so it is not easy to pretend to sleep, for fear that he will be embarrassed. I deliberately pretend to turn it over, and I also expect the strong man to be bold and bold again. He waited for me to breathe evenly, thinking that I was asleep again. His hairy hand reached over and gently stroked my face and cheek ... I had a hunch that the strong man was losing ground.
Some days, because of the case, I ran away from home, tired to death, and my colleagues with me were not attractive. I am very depressed. I didn't want to sleep until I turned on the TV in the hotel. I haven't released hormones in my body for several days, and my imagination is particularly sensitive. I am restless, always flashing a furry leg, a pectoralis major and a man's stubble. Passing the dead handsome guy on TV will also make me fidget. No wonder people say that sows will not be released for three days.
Fortunately, at this moment, I received a very warm message: Brother, pay attention to rest! Hehe, the strong man still remembers me. When the opportunity came, I deliberately molested him: Miss me, strong man? He said: Hehe! I followed: Do you want it? ! The other end of the phone was silent for a while, and finally replied: I want to! Ha ha. What do I think? He said: I feel itchy, like I can't catch what I like in the window. It is also quite bold, using a metaphor. I said, what do you miss me? He said: I miss your buff!
Unexpectedly, the honest strong man couldn't stand my flirting and collapsed across the board. You see, sometimes it's just distance, which takes everything out of my heart. If I had met him face to face that day, I don't think there would have been such a result. Maybe he wavered and refused to be honest even after his death.
I'm a little excited, too The strong man stopped pressing, so he and I broke through the paper. In the days to come, that strong man and I don't have to hide anything anymore. I thought of the strong man's strong body, flag-like chest hair and charming rustic smile. My little brother is more excited than me, and he is dishonest below.
I began to look forward to closing the case as soon as possible and going back to see my strong man.
(4)
When I got off the plane, I turned on my mobile phone, but several relatives and friends who had squeezed in didn't read the text messages, so I was anxious to send text messages to the strong man through my outbox. But I changed my decision temporarily and didn't send it. I took my luggage from the baggage room, transferred it to the parking lot and went straight to the city center.
Into the unit compound, lock the relevant materials of the case to the office first. Go straight to the dormitory in the backyard. On Saturday, at this time, the strong man may still be snoring in the quilt. However, this possibility is extremely small, and there is no arrangement for childbirth in the strong man's biological clock. When I went upstairs, I heard the sound of water rushing. On the last stair, I hid myself and poked around. It was none other than a strong man washing clothes.
The strong man comes from the countryside. He doesn't like city people washing clothes with water under the tap. I guess it floated in the river in the country, which certainly refreshed him. It feels like … it's like doing things without a condom! This is the words of a strong man, and I only quote. The strong man washes clothes, and the faucet screams and diarrhea. Sometimes colleagues say: strong man, the unit leader decided to deduct the water fee that was overspent this year from your year-end bonus. Since then, I seldom hear the sound of a strong man slamming the door. Later, I found that the strong man smashed it while we were away, haha.
I looked into the bathroom where the sound of water came. The strong man is like an ostrich, with pursuers behind him, his ass up, and he can't see his head, so he washes clothes with great devotion. I put my bag on my shoulder and crept up to him. This ass is really charming. He is wearing boxer shorts and no shirt. Where did the shorts come from? His ass muscles are so full and abnormal that he feels great! The thigh that escaped the boxer cover, the leg hair that was wet by water, and the leg hair that was not dragged into the water will all be good, but it is very charming.
I asked myself, touch it? Of course, so I took out an index finger and signed a name on the handsome guy's ass with my fingertip: beautiful ass! Before I finished writing, a voice came out of the strong man's throat with provoked anger: mom is going to fart! When he turned around, I froze and smiled at him. When the strong man found out it was me, he turned his anger into joy, and the dark clouds on his face turned over and turned into a sunny day: Son of a bitch, come back? ! Warm, his words are full of excitement after the expectation is realized. I waited for him to continue to be excited. Seeing that my hand was still on his ass, he said with a smile: This is a military place, no graffiti! At some point, he leaned over and quickly raised himself. In front of my eyes, it was all white, and there was a pause. The strong man leaned down and raised himself. He put a lot of soap bubbles on my face. The extinguished foam gathered into water droplets and dripped on my face. The strong man smiled as happily as a child, and his voice was not as clear and muddy as a child. It comes out of the chest and is secreted by hormones. ...
Because it is Saturday, the colleagues on duty are in the front building, and the dormitory building has become a space for me and the strong man. I said, strong man, what do you mean by thinking like this these days? I picked up the hem of the dark blue police sweatshirt and stroked my stomach, indicating that he should treat me to dinner. Hey, hey, classic crack, I didn't expect it. The strong man said that your boy had ulterior motives and wanted me to bleed! Play to depend on, I raised my mobile phone and shook it, indicating that there was evidence of missing me. There is a hint of mischief on his face. I said that you have found enough at the grassroots level, so treat your brother appropriately! Ok, I'll arrange a romantic dinner for you. The strong man finally agreed. I said, what is a romantic theme? Unexpectedly, the strong man as honest as a camel said, find a lawn and let you count my chest hair against the moonlight stars. Well ... He paused, and I quickly grabbed his second sentence. The second sentence is probably wrapped in buff. What a touching dinner! I said, strong man, people are poor, but you took out your chest hair and pulled it out for me. It was generous enough ... That night we went to a restaurant and asked for a box. Two people occupied a box, and the waiter was surprised at our waste. I have to pretend to be a gentleman when drinking with a strong man, or I can't keep up with him. He is a man who gets excited at the sight of wine. Let's go crazy about wine. I didn't get to the point until he was a little drunk. After all, he didn't say what he said in the text message, and it wasn't wonderful. I said, strong man, do you really like me? The strong man didn't even think about it, like it! Words are squeezed out of the busy roast lamb chops, which is a bit casual. In the final analysis, whether I like it or not. He forgot to shave his upper and lower lips today, which seems to exaggerate the extent of his chewing. He paused, raised his glass and took a sip. Frankly speaking, it's no use liking you before. I didn't know there was such a clever thing. You also like to bring a handle!
My heart is beautiful. I wanted to ask what I like. Think about it, forget it, this question is more difficult to answer, most people will rarely express it in place, but it seems insincere.
A strong man with few words will answer me later, like you buff! If you are so provocative, you may cause something in an undisturbed box after three rounds of drinking, so I won't ask more.
I said strong men, since we are brothers and special brothers, although we are not related by blood, we have a fate as precious as blood, so don't be strangers in the future. The strong man may be a little sticky when he listens to me. He deliberately said, I just want to sleep with you, and I don't know anything else!
I am really angry and funny, strong Woodenhead. Good for you. I can not help you with anything. But I don't think a strong man should be the kind of person who uses me as bedding to quench his thirst and lifts his pants to forget people. He is just subtle and doesn't want to be sticky.
The strong man has a good appetite and has been moving his chewing muscles. I always want to say something from the heart.
According to your age, you are the eldest brother, but look at your stupidity, or I look like the eldest brother. I deliberately tested him.
That won't do. Buff is sensible. You were born. You have to call me big brother.
That's it. I waited for his words in my heart. When the time comes, I will call you big brother and let you bear the responsibility of big brother. In fact, I know it in my heart. Maybe my father was too harsh when I was a child and didn't enjoy enough fatherly love, so now I long for an emotional experience like my big brother or father.
I hold the hairy hand of the strong man, which is very warm, the temperature is higher than mine, and the blood circulation is faster than mine. He held it in one hand and picked up a jumble of three fish in the other and sent it to my mouth. Well, the performance is in place, big brother Hehe, holding hands, I feel that we can be one person.
We were all drunk that night, the hotel was in our jurisdiction, and the manager of the catering department knew us. We were still wearing that leather, and she asked the waiter to provide us with free driving service.
That night, the two of us were in a daze, always feeling that the whole person was burning and the whole world was burning ... I woke up the next day and watched the strong man sleep beside me, pulling the bellows to death. I looked at myself, naked, then lifted the quilt and looked at the strong man. A new map of the world was branded on the sheets. I looked at the map of the world and the strong man who slept deeply. The world really belongs to us. ...
(5)
When the season enters winter, my relationship with the strong man enters summer, like the summer sun, which is a bit "poisonous".
I said: strong man, are we very depraved? I often have your shadow when I work.
The strong man said, really, it doesn't seem to be very heartless.
As for depravity, the strong think there is nothing better than the depravity of love.
"However, I made a mistake in my work and was knocked on the head by the leader. I am a strong person without responsibility! "
"Nuo Nuo, don't have the idea of taking some responsibility for me. Don't worry, I won't think about having sex with you when I go to work. It's just that your shadow is a bit rogue, and it will disturb the phone like a mobile company, and it will bump in from time to time. "
"Wrong, I can share it, but I can only make it up to you in bed!"
The strong man has been with me for a long time, and it is not as dull as before. I think I influenced him. The strong man and I, as long as neither of us is on a business trip, sleep together. Of course, we have to avoid the sharp eyes of our colleagues and bear certain mental pressure.
I remember one night, when I came back from dinner with the strong man, maybe we drank a little too much and ignored a detail that we had always insisted on: try not to walk together when there are many people, and pretend that the more enemies, the better. Now that I think about it, we must have walked into my room side by side that night, maybe holding hands, then closing the door, and then … otherwise, there would be no such danger. The strong man thought I was holding his hand. I don't rule out this possibility. I really like to hold the big hairy hands of the strong man with warm skin. ...
Strong men often say that I have no conscience. I'm a selfish bastard. I'm running around his ass, and even he's dying. When he wanted me, he said that I was always unpopular and blocked his buff in every way. Actually, it's not. My asshole is not always open and tight, so I am very friendly to buff buff. I always make fun of him. Just the usual XX. Why are you so nervous that you are scared into that bear? At this time, the strong man will suddenly be bullish. It seems that the strong man needs to cheer up. Such a cow, I will suffer, the strong man is not as rough as me, so rough that people collapse.
The strong man came in, just in the stage of passion. Suddenly, our door rumbled. When we are nervous, that strong man still gives me a fright. I thought, it's over. Who is so wicked to knock at the door at this time? The strong man ended up hastily, and the poor big man, the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't find his shorts. I calmed down and knocked on the door. What happened? Won't you call if you need anything?
Later, I thought, I must have entered the room with the strong man and left them something, or they deliberately wanted to see what I was doing with the strong man. ! Facts have proved that my idea is correct.
The sound of the door is getting tighter and tighter, and the impatience of the strong man is a bit untenable. He seems to be worried that people outside the door will break in and is about to answer. I quickly put my hand over the strong man's mouth, and I said with my eyes, what's the hurry? Cover his mouth with my mouth. The strong man's temperature was scared away, and the blood circulation came back after I eased, hehe.
Since people stubbornly think that we are in it, why can't we stubbornly think that we are not in it? !
After I turned off my mobile phone and muted it, I signaled the strong man to turn it off.
The strong man smiled, perhaps a little embarrassed about his lack of calmness, and gnawed at me with his big bearded mouth.
I whispered, this is the difference between criminal investigation police and public security police!
The strong man gave me a knowing punch.
The door finally stopped ringing, leaving a depressed sentence: damn, I didn't see them clearly. Why didn't I see anyone? !
The strong man suddenly relaxed, tore off his underwear and threw it to the ground like a winner.
Want to keep playing?
The strong man didn't answer, rubbing against the cow, trying to take the lead. I left him alone and didn't want to be disappointed. When the strong man was in high spirits, I was thinking, what is the reason for knocking at the door? And I noticed that the voice should be the white face in the next building, like a strong man and a security policeman.
The next day, I woke up the strong man who was sleeping soundly. The strong man said it was early, it was only five o'clock. I looked dignified and stared at the strong man. He seems to be thinking now, I see what I mean, get up and get dressed.
We cooperate tacitly. I opened the door a little and looked at it. My heart beat faster at once. Yes, the white face of the public security brigade is pretending to do morning exercises in leg press in the corridor. That action is fake at first glance, but it is more accurate to wait.
I guarded the door. Strong man read ominous from my face, I said, I have to work hard on your old bones!
I opened the back door of the room. The back door is a balcony, which is connected with the strong man's room, but separated by a gambling wall. Shit, I dismantled this damn Land Rover this afternoon. The strong man nagged.
If you want to sleep from my room to his own, you'll have to venture over the outside of this wall.
Actually, that's not what I meant. I just want to see if anyone is watching in the front and back. But fortunately, there is no back door, which means that it is not a gang that committed the crime.
I pulled the strong man, forget it, go back to sleep!
I am leaning on the strong arm of this strong man. His muscle fat content is moderate, but hard and soft. This is the best pillow I have ever slept in. I stroked the hairy belly and chest of the strong man with one hand. The strong man grabbed a lot of chest, and when I grabbed it hard, it would harden, so I changed to fight.
I said, strong man, maybe someone will give us trouble!
I'm not afraid of making trouble with JB blindly! The strong man barked like a human, but I still remember his trembling at me when the door rang. A man's strength can't depend on his appearance!
I can't help feeling the burden on my shoulders. If I guess correctly, I will undertake the task of reading the confession instead of reading it in the future. After all, strong men are public security.
Starve, you white face! See how long you can last without eating!
I finally got through with that strong man at lunch time. To celebrate, we decided to go out for a meal, but when the waiter asked for something to drink, we looked at each other and smiled shyly. The wine that almost leaked last night! I said, coconut milk with eggs! Of course, the strong man is puzzled, but there is no way to accept the punishment of this bitch drinking method!
(6)
The strong man and I have a chance to rest for a year. It's not easy to take a vacation. We are in charge of leadership. Although he knows that our police work hard, he has to deal with accidents at any time in this business. Fill in the annual leave form and send it to the leader for approval. The strong man tossed it and approved it. After all, he is an old comrade, almost in his fourth year, and he is worried that he will fall apart, have a good rest and come back to work when he is well. Mine has been left for a long time, and it has no result. I guess I can still toss for a while with my bones. Think about it, there is little hope, and it has not been completed for several years.
That's how the strong man and I prepared. If the leader allows it, the home of a strong man can't pass, so let's say it's a business trip.
The dramatic change of things is like this. I took a case that was beyond my imagination, and it was quickly solved. The captain on the wine table allowed me to make demands, but I couldn't meet the big demands. The younger one took an annual leave. I didn't expect the captain who had drunk three rounds to agree at once, saying that he was in charge of the leadership. But the ten-day holiday was cut into five days by him, and he was not allowed to travel far. He said let me fly a kite, my mobile phone is on 24 hours a day, and I'll be right back if I have something urgent. Although it's a little harsh, I'm still happy, strong man. We can finally have a chance to fly solo.
That night, the strong man was as excited as a child, always stabbing people with his beard, which made my face itch the next day, and my skin was punctured and tender. I swallowed the fat in my mouth with the strong man, lest the sleeping leader change his mind again. Decided to leave the next afternoon, and the destination was Sanya, Hainan.
If I had to choose a farther place, I would definitely encourage the strong man to go to Melbourne. The strong man said that I have never been quiet for a moment, and I went to Melbourne just to see European men with fluttering chest hair. I said having you is enough. Come on, he can't fool me. Haha, in fact, the relationship between strong men bred in Australia and European men is bear's paw and fish's wing, and I want both.
The plane ticket was a little expensive, so I didn't book it in advance. Fortunately, I booked a round trip, and there are some discounts. I checked the strong man's bag. This guy, as I expected, prepared nothing but underwear. It seems that I usually get him used to it. I deliberately said, then I won't take it, and I will go in without wearing "clothes"! Unexpectedly, the strong man shouted: Good!
With a bad smile. Haha, it seems that few men like to wear clothes. The strong man and I only wear clothes about half the time, so we don't have to worry about safety. We are single couples. I don't care so much when I get carried away. The strong man said, it's me who can't stand the toss. He said mine was tender and red, and it was an old bacterial infection. I said he didn't bother, he didn't wear clothes, he was a day trader, and he could get the first place in the game!
When I arrived in Sanya, I didn't find a hotel, which was too complicated. We booked a family hotel online, but it is a villa-style house with a view of the sea on the balcony. I checked in. The landlord is very nice. He led us in and left, saying that if you need help, just ask him. The strong man took off all his clothes before I closed the door: ghost heat! Hainan is really much hotter.
I said, you are ashamed. No, the curtains are not closed. The strong man said, watch it if you like. When he found that there was really a figure in the opposite building, he asked me to close the curtains again.
During my five days in Sanya with the strong man, we couldn't go out at noon, so we went to the seaside after the temperature dropped in the morning and afternoon. At noon, we ate the tropical fruit we brought back in the morning, then drew the curtain and casually fought with Buff. The strong man in .................................................................................................................................................. said he was a cow. I think in such a free space, everyone's energy will burst into extraordinary power.
The strong man seems to like water very much, always swimming around in the water, and secretly bypassing the sight of lifeguards and expanding to the periphery. I'm not worried about that strong man. The strong man is good at swimming now. The key is that he is not lying on the beach in the water, which is too eye-catching. Not only many bold women, but also men are staring at his body, which is probably caused by his sexy chest hair. The strong man enjoys it. It seems that his works have been affirmed by famous artists, but I am jealous. I hope the strong man can put on a sweatshirt, but he can put on a sweatshirt and lie on the beach wrapped like zongzi. People will say that he is sick. Later, I got tired of it. I said, strong man, turn over and put your chest down! Yes, that strong man looks like a turtle, but I didn't tell him!
In order to avoid being harassed by others, I suggest the strong man go to the seaside at night. In fact, there are many people at night, mostly couples. The strong man and I tried our best to find a remote place, went far away, and really found a paradise. In the past, it was estimated to be a military base in the east of Sanya. Anyway, it's dark at night. The strong man and I play naked on the beach, swimming, throwing sand, lying down when we are tired, or sitting and hugging each other and humming "shake, shake to the Waipo Bridge". Nobody cares or understands. The sea breeze is not cold, but it just cools us down, otherwise we will all be exhausted. The buff of the strong man has been erect, and I don't necessarily bow my head after knocking a few times. Strong man said to be merciful, I said knocking at the door is braver!
I buried the strong man in the sand, leaving only the buff outside, and then waved my fingers to tease him like an insect. The buff of the strong man froze again, so the artistic conception of the joke came out: this thing is indigenous!
I don't know when I carved a strong man in the sand, and a voice appeared behind me. I was greeted by his "Hello!" I was startled and suddenly looked up and found a naked man like us standing beside me. He said he saw a fire here, but in fact it was the spark of strong man smoking that led this man here.
Maybe he already knows about our relationship. He told us frankly that he was also in this circle. At the same time, he pulled our eyes farther and vaguely found that there were many people there.
He said that this is a gathering place for comrades, and the outside world knows that the beaches here will also be distributed to comrades during the day, and this is the world of comrades at night. Both the strong man and I have heard of the naked beach in Dadonghai, but we never thought of going there ourselves.
It was difficult to refuse his kindness, and we were curious, so we moved there with him. The light there is not much better. After we passed, some friends flashed at us with lighters and welcomed us in a friendly way. We looked closely and found that they were all in action. They were all naked and groaning. By the dim light, we can see all kinds of postures, just like the nude in the Louvre in France. They are holding a carnival on the beach, and they set fire to the whole beach. Several of them showed great interest in this strong man, stopped, kept flashing fire and kept screaming, mostly because of his chest hair, muscles and rough buff. They encouraged us to join, and the strong man was a little shy and held my hand for my advice. I politely motioned him not to stay here long. I have to send the strong man away quickly, strong man, I can't afford to lose! You are all to me. When we said goodbye and turned away, I heard someone inside say in English:
The strong man is also afraid of the scene. Come back and calm down. We lay on the floor. I got through the pillow he put on my arm and leaned my face against his bearded face, enjoying the limp and numb feeling and twisting his chest hair. The world between them is already the most beautiful, and it is also a carnival for two people.
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