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Hungry humor. What are the sentences?

Hungry, I can't wait to eat dirt. I'm very hungry. I want to eat instant noodles, steak, hot pot, Zhou Heiya, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, fish head with chopped pepper and mala Tang. Stop it, my mouth is watering all over the bed. Hungry enough to start singing "Empty City Plan".

I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes. I'm very hungry. I want to eat meat, hot pot, fish with Chinese sauerkraut and hot and sour powder. The more I think about it, the hungrier I get. This is a vicious circle.

The sky is gray and wild, and all the food in the house has been eaten up. At this time, the wind is blowing and I am very "hungry". At that time, eggs were soaked in water and steamed bread soup Life is really bitter, dancing, tears streaming down your face! I looked up at the refrigerator. It was empty. Look down at your stomach, it's empty. The front chest is attached to the back, and the curve is super "perfect".

I was so hungry that I got up in the middle of the night to find something to eat. I control myself not to eat instant noodles and get up to eat tomorrow morning. One day bread superman disappeared in the street. Why? Because it was hungry, it ate itself.

Some days, they go out for a ride in a carriage; Some nights, they go to eat midnight snack after watching the play; Some afternoons, they dressed very elegantly and walked on Broadway. I usually go to bed late and have a snack, just a bowl of porridge and a salted duck egg.

Answer the main question: 1 17 Adoption rate: 0% Wang: 3 10000. I will also answer questions and visit my personal page. When I am sleepy, I go to bed. When I am hungry, I go to eat. When I feel uncomfortable, I cry. There's nothing to get through.