Does anyone know any good riddles or jokes?

Guess the word: A horse can travel a thousand miles, there is water to raise fish, there are people other than you and me, and there is soil to grow grains. Answer: Yes.

Guess the animal: It has a head but no neck, eyes but no eyebrows, a tail but no hair, and it has wings to fly. Answer: fish.

Guess the plant: there is silk but no silkworms, there are holes but no insects, there are umbrellas but no people, there are nests but no bees. The answer: lotus root.

Guessing Machine: Although the name is negative, he is actually very positive. He is busy working all day long and works very hard. Answer: tractor.

Guess: The two brothers are about the same height. They race when they go out. They are always equidistant, but they can never catch up. The answer: a bicycle.

Guess the daily necessities: I can’t speak when I have a mouth, and I don’t eat steamed buns when I have a belly. Although I have no stomach problems, I vomit a lot of yellow water. Answer: teapot.

Guess the organs of the human body: The foundation is not deep. Stand tall, long or short depends on your preference. In order to achieve beautiful appearance and appearance, it is difficult to calculate how much time it takes. The answer: hair.

Guess the natural phenomenon: it looks like clouds but not clouds, looks like smoke but not smoke, the wind blows gently, and the sunrise slowly disperses. The answer: fog.

Guess the hard work: Thousands of people are weaving brocades, bending over and sweating. What used to be a vast ocean turns into an oasis in the blink of an eye. The answer: transplanting rice seedlings.

Fruit riddle: Red pearls wrapped in yellow skin, each pearl has bones, cannot be worn or worn, sweet and sour. Answer: Pomegranate

Farmer (name a writer) Answer: Tian Han.

The answer is: Thinker.

To convince people with virtue (name a place in Liaoning Province) the answer is: Fushun.

High-speed smash (guess a musical noun) The answer is: Allegro.

The answer to the electric shock on the finger (guess one word): rub.

The answer to the anti-rat campaign (guess a military term): a war of attrition.

Looking at the treasure island of the motherland in the distance (find a sports facility) the answer is: the stands.

Mystery: There are seven layers of mattress and eight layers of quilt. A black boy is sleeping in it. A red boy calls the door and kicks off the mattress and quilt. Riddle: Find entertainment supplies. Answer: Firecrackers.

Look at another lantern riddle:

Riddle: Leave your hair. Riddle: Type idiom one. Answer: Ignore it.

A doll is really strange. It wears more than 300 pieces of clothing. It takes off one piece of clothing every day, and by the end of the year, only a piece of skin is left. (Getting daily necessities) Answer: Calendar.

Another example: a small garden, with flowers blooming continuously, for only one person to look at, while the others stand aside. (Hit a toy) Answer: Kaleidoscope.

The riddles of lantern riddles generally have short text, and many use ready-made words. Such as poems, idioms, sayings, allusions, names of people, places, movies, plays, and even riddles using letters, numbers, pictures, chess records, symbols, etc. For example:

Look up at the bright moon (name a foreign place) The answer is: Yangon.

Explanation of the text (guess one word) Answer: 1.

The answer is a roundabout way of talking (guess a musical noun): Ballade.

Guide (guess an idiom) The answer is: hold on to the weak and defend the weak.

Playing the pipa on the plane---high profile

The upper lip touches the sky, the lower lip touches the ground---what a big mouth

The clogs are taken off Bottom---all cowhide

The bucket is used as a trumpet---blow loudly

The wind gets into the drum---blow the cowhide

The rooster flies to the roof-- - Sing a high profile

The boss of the leather shop---the bragging king

It is not a capital offense to brag---you can tell the big story

Flying on a plane with a suona on your back- --Blow to the sky

The guise of a money shop---what a big tune

The sparrow lays goose eggs---talking big words

Drum up Install an electric fan---boast

Climb Mount Tai with one foot---jump high

Fill your pocket with awls---Ai Lu Jian

Half a bottle of vinegar---it's swaying very much

An electric fan on the head---a big show-off

It doesn't hurt to break your head---you'll be called a hero even if you die

Hit the rubber ball that is full of energy---love to jump

Hit the powder into the coffin---for the sake of face

Hit the swollen face---make a fat person

Bag The water chestnuts in the pocket---the pointed end

Fried beans on the stone slab---jump when cooked

Wash hands in the gutter---pretend to love cleaning

Eating at home and eating wild shit---just looking out for the outside world

Bare legs and wearing a big shirt---just about being rich but not about being ugly

Red-painted manure tank board---smelly and elegant< /p>

Hanging hydrangeas at the door of the toilet - stinky beauty

Dogs with horns - sheep (foreign) style

Hanging hydrangeas on the rotten hut - fake beauty

Xiazi is proud---loves to jump

A foot sticks out of the sleeve---exaggerated hand

Chest plate---so big Brand

Deaf ears---posing

Apply powder and hang yourself---save face

Actor makeup---put on makeup

It rained three times in one day----Shaoqing (love)

The eldest girl looks at the dowry----she is a promising person

The sun shines on a rainy day---- Fake sunny (love)

Mustard greens in June - fake intentions

Puppet dancing - own matchmaker

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west ----It is said that he has clear (love) but also clear (love)

Sima meets Wenjun---- love at first sight

Mr. Ye loves dragons----fake love

Talking about love in the movie - fake love

Bangs holding Meng Jiangnu - crying and laughing

Salty is the same as salty, salty is the same as saltless - ---I'm not treating you well

Share the blessings and share the misfortunes---Live and die together

One in a hundred---Beauty

Marriage on the stage---not a real couple

Flowers facing the sun---love (clear)

Good flowers stuck in cow dung---not suitable

< p> Cut watermelon with a sharp knife---the two are separated

Cut water with a sharp knife---difficult to separate

Yang Zongbao gets married---both happy and surprised

Chen Shimei Being a consort---loving the new and hating the old

The gods on the door panel---determined to be in pairs

The beauties in the painting---unmarried

After the Rain Sending an umbrella---I won't accept your love

Sister and son are lovesick---suffering from the same disease

The girl acts as a matchmaker---she is her own guarantee

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A girl marries a eunuch---and she won't die

A water-carryer marries a vegetable seller---he is also right for buckets

Mute in love-

--Relying on gestures

The girl looking forward to the sun---Missing the sunny (lover)

Crying while watching the show---lover

Lotus stalk Beating someone---cutting off the secret relationship

Jia Baoyu got married---not the sweetheart

Mandarin ducks playing in the water---both of them went down

Catch the pair The silkworm moth---will not let go until death

The yellow eagle catches the kite---both of them are buckled

The mandarin duck is beaten with a stick---the two are separated

< p> Look at the beauty through the wall---I can't love her

I'm just showing my charming eyes to the blind man---I won't accept your love

The beauty hanging on the wall---you love her She, she doesn’t love you

Two-pronged rake---two times

Six fingers scratching---one more path

The mind is like a honeycomb--- There are many tricks

The Heavenly Master does not need a boat to cross the river---he has his own way to cross the river

The hair on the toothbrush has fallen off---he has a clear mind

The bastard's Eye sockets---its own scale

Sailor's undershirt---full of circles

Cow eats straw hat---full of circles

Railway Station The railway tracks---there are many of them

The Dragon King's hat---there are many

The mice dig holes---they find their own way

The monk picks up his pigtails ---Defa (Dharma)

Ants crawl into the grinding eye---everything is correct

Earthenware pots on the kiln---sets of sets

Iron rake rakes the ground---lots and lots

Shoe brushes with hair off---lots of holes

Boiling cotton in a pot of boiling water---cooked sleeves< /p>

A wide nail rake scratches the itch---there are many roads

The tofu boat has capsized in the sea---it comes in the soup and goes out in the water

The pine trees on the mountain col-- - Weathered

Fighting shrimps, buying cigarettes to smoke---come in the water, go in the fire

He Xiangu left her parents' home---come in the clouds, go in the mist

Tire leather---after grinding

Sparrows in Dongting Lake---came through wind and waves

The cloth-beating stone at the door of the dyeing room---passed by the big guys< /p>

Iron ground navel---wear-resistant

The rice flower seeds on the pot lid---boiled out

Fall into the five-flavor bottle---sour, sweet, bitter and spicy. Tried it all

Eating ice cubes for thirty-nine days---very cool

The child saw his mother---crying for nothing

In June Drinking ice water---heart-breaking

The meeting to remember the suffering is over---parted on bad terms

Grenade explosion---heartbroken

Burning the flagpole ---Changtan (sigh)

The fishing net---dry at home, wet when outside

Crying against the wall---sad alone

Eating ice cubes in winter---so chilling

Liu Bei's empire---crying out

Lin Daiyu's funeral---sad and cold

The rabbit dies and the fox grieves---an object hurts its kind

Pepper soaked in vinegar---very bitter

Jia Baoyu cries---extremely sad

Hanging pig gallbladder on the beam---Ku Ku (crying) Didi (weeping)

Cui Yingying saw off her husband---I was so sad that I couldn’t express my feelings

Cold howl and cry Night---like mourning for a concubine

Lifting the bamboo manuscript---looking towards the river with tears in my eyes

One and a half catties, one five taels---no difference

There is no moon at thirty nights---it is the same every year

Crows in the world---generally black

Earthen jars and adobe---products from the same kiln

< p> The turtle laughs and the turtle crawls --- each other

The same

The turtle is not laughing and the turtle is resting in the mud

The crow is sitting on the back of the pig---black versus black

Half a catty versus five Two --- the same

Sheep excrement fell to the ground --- the same size

The old monk chanted sutras --- the same thing

The water in the same pond -- -Same salty

Zhang Fei looks for Li Kui---black versus black

The tiles on the house---half turned over, half covered

Fox Mo Xiao Cats---similar to each other

Two sisters giving birth---to each other

Drumsticks in the Chenghuang Temple---a pair

Blowing conches with crooked mouths ---Two generals will do it

A crooked pot and a crooked stove---Two generals will do it

The kiln burner and the tile seller---they are all from the same brand

Wolf heart and dog lung---the same color

Embroidered pillow---a pair

Fried cucumber and loofah---the same color

The monkey laughs and the rabbit has no tail-- -The same as each other

The face of a child---changes at will

The face of a baby---crying sometimes and laughing

Shangchun The weather---changes a lot

The mercury column---is unstable

The rooster poops---the head is hard and the back is soft

Yin Yang Po The face---changes three times a day

The face of the actor---cry when you want to cry, smile when you want to laugh

Eggplant blooms with yellow flowers---variant

< p> The ability of a magician---it will change

The popsicle seller enters the teahouse---one is cold and the other is hot

The burden of the barber---one is cold and the other is hot< /p>

Sharpened Nanzhu head---change of opinion

Build a toilet next to the sweet-scented osmanthus tree---it smells good and smells

Coptis dipped in honey-- -One bite of sweetness and one bite of bitterness

Cat's Eye---Changes in the morning and evening

Cold and Heat Meter---It rises and falls

The steel essence that has been removed from the fire The pot---quickly cooled down

The cherries in March---red soon

The peach blossoms in March---withered

A long tent is built for thousands of miles - there is no feast that lasts

A snowman under the sun - does not last long

Frost on the tiles - does not last long

Pigs celebrating the New Year --- they have to be killed sooner or later

Water drops on taro leaves --- they won't last long

Officials on the stage --- they won't last long

< p> Lamp grass lights up the torch - it lights up

Dog guards the toilet - waits for shit (to die)

Rabbit tail - doesn't grow long

Candy cubes in the teacup---the lifespan is short

Dew under the sun---not long-lasting

Mosquitoes after autumn---their vigor will last only a few days

A borrowed wife---one who cannot survive the night

Fell on the edge of a latrine---not far from death (death)

Snake in December ---Hit it, move it

The three-foot-long saw---pull and push

A big-bellied Arhat plays Guanyin---turn a blind eye

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Practice target shooting every day---live with a blind eye

The bastard pulls a cart---has energy but no stamina

Wang Po sold the mill- --No recommendation

Eat less salted fish and your mouth will dry out---It is better to do less than to do more

Eat less salted fish and your mouth will dry---Why meddle in other people's business< /p>

Cowhide drum---it won’t sound if you don’t beat it

Too many debts---I don’t know how to worry

Bird-killing policy---turn a blind eye

Play volleyball---rely on pushing

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Eating hair lice with eyes closed - out of sight is clean

Taking a bath in a basin of rice soup - living in a muddle

Pingtails in the pond - floating on the surface

Sun Wukong sits in the Golden Palace---hairy hands and feet

The old monk rings the bell---one day passes as the other passes

Guan Yunchang loses Jingzhou---to the general idea

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After eating the ecstasy soup---I forgot all about it

That day the monk hit the sky clock---muddle along

Lost the iron rod to carry the lamp grass---he only chooses light things Make

The stove-side mill---push it once

The plasterer paints the wall---push it with one hand

Place the wooden raft on the shallow beach---one Procrastinating and procrastinating

Wearing cowhide---not recognizing dirt (stolen)

Having a hairless mouth---doing things poorly

Picking ears with fingers- --Don't go deep

Leaves fall into the river---Go with the flow

Watch the fight from a high place---Sit back and watch

Ducks crossing the river ---Go with the flow

Splash water on the duck---Floating past

Run around the street with the key---Don't take charge of the house

The blacksmith changed his profession and learned to be a ballsmith---Know the easy things and avoid the hard ones

Horseback riding to see the flowers---not in depth

Zhu Bajie wears a waist knife---a sloppy soldier

Holding the horse's tail and holding on - dragging it too much

Pulling the horse with a mallet - one rough and two rough

The monkey wears leather gloves - hairy hands and feet

A little bit of water----not going deep

Abacus beads---tick them once

A blind man blows a flute---touch the tube

Rice dumplings with tofu---so rough

Cowhide basketball---don’t jump if you don’t play

One-hundred-year-old pine trees, ten-year-old bananas---rough and rough

Oil droplets falling into the water---floating on top

Harmonizing the mud and smoothing the wall---Mr. Heshi

When the son sees his mother being ugly---it’s hard to speak

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A three-foot long ladder---it cannot be put up (Answer) can't reach the eaves (Word)

Three meals of fried radish and fresh rice---no salt (Word)

The big girl wants her husband's family---can't say it out of her mouth

Eating fried noodles in the strong wind---can't open her mouth

A brick under her chin---can't open her mouth

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A cow has a piece of tape in its mouth - it cannot speak

Two mutes are tied together - it is difficult to talk]

Two mutes meet ---It's hard to speak

Swallowed hot coals---I'm mute

Eating fried noodles in the wind---I can't open my mouth

Paper on the toilet board --- Wipe (open) but not open the mouth

Pick up a handkerchief on the toilet board---Wipe (open) and open the mouth

Put plaster on the mouth---Can't open the mouth

Boiling soup balls in a teapot---can't pour it out of the mouth

A mute man is bullied---he dares to be angry but cannot speak

A mute man is wronged---until death. Speak up

The mute is on the phone --- he has something to say but cannot speak

The cicada falls to the ground --- he is mute

The scorpion plays the pipi --- plays ( Talking) is not allowed

Unclear

Wooden eyes---can't see through

Illiterate people read the notice---it always tells a dark story

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The cock crows in the middle of the night---I don’t know

Four taels of cotton and ten bows---How to start playing (talking)

Rice soup and salt--- Salty (indistinct) and mushy

Sun Houhou sealed Bi Ma Wen---I don’t know whether the official is big or small

On the first night of the first grade---everything is unknown

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The dung beetle climbed on the charcoal pile --- he couldn't show his blackness without moving

The mute gestured, the deaf interrupted --- he couldn't speak clearly, he couldn't hear well

Fireflies in the summer night-- - Light it up, dark it

Tieguai Li Gourd---I don’t know what kind of medicine they sell

Riding a horse and eating roast chicken---I don’t know where to throw these bones. < /p>

The blind man crosses the bridge---feeling his way

The blind man looks at the skylight---he does not understand

Cannot change

June's The fir tree---has been finalized

The wood has been made into a boat---it's a foregone conclusion

The buffalo crosses the alley---it can't turn around

The long worm Get into the blunderbuss---can't turn the corner

The wings of the crow---can't be white

The bricks that come out of the cave---are finalized

Cooked rice---can't change it

The resulting dwarf---can't be taller

The resulting mole that grows from the eyebrow---is finalized

Grandma's shoes---the same as before

The eyes of the dead sheep---fixed

Guanyin Bodhisattva---eighteen years old

The granddaughter wears her grandma's shoes---the same old style

The bird has been barking for three years---a word of caution

A dog that eats shit---sexuality is hard to change

Monks playing bangbang---the same old routine

Bodhisattva in the City God's Temple---standing for a lifetime, sitting for a lifetime

Water on the eaves---where the water drips

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Eat beans with missing teeth---original in, original out

Bodhisattva's eyes---can't move

Monkeys playing tricks---the same old tricks

< p>It doesn't work

Falling down a well---I can't pull my ears out

I scolded the magistrate for thirty miles---it's useless

Three plus two minus Five---is equal to zero

Three years old account---why turn it over?

The adults are not at home---talk like a child

Wear a ponytail Tofu---can't lift it

Thin mud--can't stick to the wall

Sores on wood---not painful or itchy

A buffalo accompanies the exam---it's more powerful

A chicken with hairy legs---can't get on the stage

A ritual chant is read behind the cow's butt---empty words

Wearing tofu through hair---don't mention it

Fighting mosquitoes and feeding elephants---it's useless

Making beautiful eyebrows and eyes to show to the blind---it's useless

Playing the piano to a cow---doesn't work

The sparrow cries for three years---an empty talk

Eating pumpkin without salt---speaking in plain words

Light There are drumsticks---can't beat the sound

The bamboo shoots on the bamboo mountain---can't be eaten when they are too big, and can't be used when young

The lamp grass is used as a walking stick---can't lend strength

Crabs without legs---can't walk

Hiding thunder under the bed---useless

Song Jiang's military---Wu (useless)

Zhang Tianshi was beaten by his mother---there are methods but no use

As soon as the willow blossoms---no results

The glutinous rice cakes drawn on the paper---cannot be eaten

< p> Flowers made of paper---no fruit

Paper bench---cannot sit on

Paper man riding stone horse---light but not heavy

Fried rice---no taste

The Bodhisattva in the temple---does not speak

Carrying the pipa into the mill---playing the harp to the cow

Carrying snow to fill the well---wasted effort

The shit stirrer in the pit---can't be smelled

Wu Dalang's body---not big enough

Wu Dalang Fighting a tiger---the fist is not generated

The horse on the painting---is useless

The pancake on the painting---not enough to satisfy hunger

< p> Planting peanuts on bluestone slabs---can neither take root nor bear fruit

Pole the pole in the eye of the bridge---cannot afford it

Cut the flesh with a dull knife-- - No bleeding

Ask people to cry for their parents---fake sadness

Rub lime on the mouth---for nothing

A whip made of dog shit-- -Wen (wen) and Wen (wen) must not

A monk buys a comb---useless

Make an ox chase a horse---in vain

Although a rabbit Too much---can't drive the shaft

Yawning before death---opening mouth in vain

A lapdog chasing a rabbit---can't run in terms of running, can't bite in terms of biting

Soaked wood---can’t light a fire

Beating eggs with fists---no help

Making soup with iron balls---no oil or salt

Embroidered pillow---a bag of straw

Fishing ground fire---net burning (in vain)

Hemp straw used as a pole---not that material

Building a bridge with hemp straw---can't afford it

Making dragon robes from sackcloth---not that material

Powdering pock-marks---it just fills the holes

A deaf man participates in a singing competition---he gains nothing

A tiger without teeth---can’t bite anyone

The gold from the next year---cannot match the present Copper

Itching through underwear---not satisfying

The next year’s imperial calendar---can’t afford it

Setting up bows and arrows after the robbers---no use

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Monkeys watching a show---staring blankly

Fish nets hanging all over the sky---cannot block the sun

Loaches in the pond---cannot make waves

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Painting cakes on the wall---does not satisfy hunger

Painting tigers on the wall---cannot eat people

Blind men wear glasses---excess frames

If you have a bad nose and don’t drink - it’s just a name for it

If you expose the peep show - it’s not worth half a penny